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"Oh ho! Another chocolate enthusiast, I see! It's my favorite, next to Horneater Ale! After that it's pocket watches and sliding real fast offa tall cliffs or buildings. Hey, I wonder how long I gotta have half my dress off? That tattoo artist sure is taking a long time. Hmm, maybe I'll make this a new fashion statement. Hang on!?" Said Freyja. She reached in her pockets and affixed some chocolate bar wrappers pocket scarves to her breasts to make an impromptu top that wouldn't interfere with her upcoming tattoo. "Ta-da! Whaddya think?" Asked Freyja to Seom. @Ark1002 @Sherlock Holmes

It was inhabited by a Seon who loved shiny things.

"Well, I guess that's neat. I was at a wedding once, and while I witnessed some of it, I wasn't technically a witness. It was more of a heist for me. The food was really good and they even had some Horneater Ale, my personal favorite!" Said Freyja enthusiastically. Frejya pulled out two unopened chocolate bars and offered one to Seom. "Want one?" @Sherlock Holmes

Both Nazh's sensing an opportunity told He fell off the boat! that Khriss was in fact a rare treasure found in the deepest pits of Khazad Dum.

"Spelling has foiled me ag........" A different, yet still efficient pair of mines dragged Hoid away and wiped the memory of him being there from everyone's minds. "Oh? Koloss and Alethi? I bet there's a joke in there somewhere I once heard at a bar in Herdaz. They don't think to kindly of Alethi onna count of the fact that the Alethi keep trying to snatch their land. No offense though! I'm from just outside Elanar in Jah Keved. I sorta just ran away from home. You been around here for long?" Rambled Freyja. @Sherlock Holmes

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"Ooh! A Scadrian? I met someone from there before I came to the Ally. His name was Ysthinew. We were lovers for what seemed simultaneously like a long and short time. He gave me this neat gold metalmind to remember him. He was lovely." Said Freyja somewhat reminiscingly while flashing her gold armband. @Sherlock Holmes @Ark1002

Freyja beamed, arm covering her semi toppless form. "Why yes! You're one of the few I've met who knows that! Yep, my mom was apparently a fan of Norse mythology. I think she knew a few Worldhoppers. Seom's a nice name? You from around these parts?" Asked Freyja. @Ark1002 @Sherlock Holmes

*runs around screaming "I win! I win!"*

Freyja blushed. "Oh, right I knew that! I was going to get one on my side! The name's Freyja. Yours?" @Ark1002 @Sherlock Holmes

Both Nazh's cursed Khriss for their unfortunate predicament as they were there on Khriss's orders. He fell off the boat! stopped when he heard Khriss's name. "Glop glorb gloob?" Said He fell off the boat! unintelligibly.

Freyja saw a woman just get finished up tattooing and saw a glimpse of the tattoo. "Ooh! So cool! Did it hurt bad?" Asked Freyja to the woman. "Maybe I'm supposed to take my top off too?" Wondered Freyja to Laecrien. She started to take of her dress and walked over to the man tattooing. @Ark1002 @Sherlock Holmes

Shallan made a 4th alter ego; a Cooky Crocopython. It was a wonky and jenkily put together Crocopython that looked ill.

She fell off the boat! was the head of this nefarious and mysterious squid gang.

Freyja slid and skidded back from her impromptu date with Jacien. She had come to really like him. She had promised to meet him again sometime. She got back to the lair and went to Bella, "So I hear tattoos are in order? Yay! Permanent Decorations!" Said Freyja. @Ark1002

And it was all due to that fowl creature, She fell off the boat!

Edward Elric came to save the day.

The Baudelaires joined in the plot. Sunny started to put her alarmingly sharp teeth to work.

So, Inspector Gadget came and stole the baby leaving Kal and Eargon to Labryinth in peace.

There was baby that was constantly crying all the time.

They got stuck in the Labryinth, enchanted by David Bowie's singing and wild hair.

You are the falsest of them all!

Kelsier hires a crew to formulate a plan to get Eragon to accept the stone. He hires Count Olaf.

False!