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Sherlock Holmes

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  1. I, too, find these comics awesome. Keep on drawing!
  2. Look, I think that everything you draw is beautiful (because I'm good at drawing nothing but dragons), but this drawing is missing one thing: the bingo wings. Do you know when old ladies are playing bingo and they get a bingo, so they stand up and wave their arms so that the fat under their arms waves around? That's what I'm talking about. The bingo wings are always the most notable feature a person has.
  3. Yes, and oh my god so much practice is required.
  4. Continue the news report, please.
  5. Kelsier had difficulty with whole 'peace' thing. He had never seen whatever 'peace' was. Thus, California became a reservation for animals, leaving hundreds of thousands of humans homeless, but nobody cared about humans any longer, so no one noticed. The bear 'Dalinar Kholin' started talking about integrating a 'Lighteyes' and 'Darkeyes' system, so Kelsier forced him to read Atlas Shrugged and all of Ayn Rand's other works.
  6. I think that's obvious. We are going to start recruiting and teaching ballroom dancing to our members. After all, one must be socially graceful while conducting assassinations. And ballroom dancing lessons. And keeping investiture secret.
  7. Kelsier was, obviously, quite put-out by the whole Bear Inquisitor thing, so their rivalry began anew. Eventually, Kelsier discovered that the cookies Archer had given the bear and the Steelpusher had not been hemallurgically enhanced, since Archer has pledged himself to TUBA, and thus cannot give out hemalurgical goods. The eye-spikes had been plastic all along!
  8. Bart became rather angry with the Steelpusher when he discovered that she was just using him as a simple killing machine, treating him as though he was a piece of machinery instead of a living, breathing, thinking bear. She, in turn, grew to hate the bear. They fought in an epic battle that ended in a draw when Archer offered them both cookies.
  9. Well, leave me alone. I haven't made any alliances yet, so it's difficult to say who's my opponent, and who isn't. Allegiances can be made.
  10. "SHUT UP, ANI!" yelled Kelsier, knocking Brand O. Nsanderson over the head with a table leg. The bear declared that he could not abide Kelsier, and deserted Sadeas Army, only to be picked up by a passing Twinborn Steelpusher.
  11. PEOPLE!!! I do not oppose the Ghostbloods! In fact... well, if you want to know, join The Un-Invested. TUI. That sounds awesome. Join TUI. So far, we have no enemies. All those with us are free to associate with any other clans. Assassinating people is a business with many competitors, but still, it does not have to be, for The Un-Invested, at least.
  12. Hallo, I'm resurrecting this guild for mysterious purposes. If you want to join, PM me. Original post:
  13. Welcome to the Grizzlyverse. 

    Swear this oath to become any of these (depending on your preference): Grizmancer, Elagrizzian, Awagrizian, or a Knight Grizzly. 

    I pledge myself to forever serve his majesty Sir Grizzly to the best of my abilities, no matter what he asks.

  14. Now I'm a Ghostblood. Oh boy.
  15. I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely support and defend the Ghostbloods and its decrees against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; to forsake all other guilds and clans within the Alleyverse. That I will bear arms on behalf of the Ghostbloods when required by the Council; that I will gather all information, intelligence, and recruitment (when necessary) when required by the Council; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the Council; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me Adonalsium. AxeliustheGreat
  16. Granted. Your tomatoes are cubed, but you forever smell like rotten tomatoes. I wish Kaladin could no longer have PTSD or Depression.
  17. Yes, one of the bears identified himself as 'Dalinar Kholin.' The Survivor nearly shot coins into his face when he started talking about Lighteyes and Darkeyes.
  18. Hey guys. I exist. I think. Last night, witnesses claim to have seen a number of wild grizzly bears rampaging throughout NYC. After eating all the policemen that tried to stop them the bears demanded that animals should get all of California as a reservation, since their rights as existing organisms have been severely limited thus far. One of the witnesses, who calls himself 'The Survivor of Hath Sin,' has agreed with the animals and is helping them capture humans and confine them to Central Park. *continue news report here, first person who wants to*
  19. In Soviet Ro)shar, Kelsier steals Kaladin's ideals (*heavy breathing* SURVIVE) while Shallan tries not to be Serini and Siri at the same time.
  20. I would fly around and surprise people by landing right in front of them, sticking out my tongue, and 10x lashing myself upwards before they had a moment to think.
  21. I wish I could rhyme like that! Every single time I try, whatever I'm writing makes no sense whatsoever.
  22. The reason I like the comic better than the book sometimes is because of the optimism, by the way.
  23. I watched the video, and envisioned Kal in the place of the tall guy and Gaz in the place of the short guy, then looked back at the sketch. It's pretty great.
  24. I'd just like to say that I love this comic. I love how you draw it, and I think that you're really good at drawing stuff and using computer drawing tools. (I like this comic more than the books it comes from, sometimes.) I also like how you stayed true the characters Sanderson created while also allowing Gaz and Kal to become friends. Masterful work. *slow clap*
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