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I'm guessing that Kelsier is taller than him, and pretty angry right now, because he's Kelsier.
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*Car Salesmen* slaps Kelsier. "This bad boy can make so many religions about himself while simultaneously saving entire civilizations."
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I this has been discussed, I wasn't here, though no doubt Calderis has a version of this theory. This certainly seems logical, since I originally assumed that the Sibling was Odium's Bondsmith spren. That isn't the case, of course, but I still think that Odium should have at least some representation among the Radiants, and the Dustbringers are the closest thing he's got.
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The only flashbacks I want are Szeth and Lift's. I enjoy both characters, and I think that it would really kolo (Elantris joke, I'm so hilarious) to see what Lift's life with her mother was like before see was bonded to Wyndle, and how she was lead on the path of an Edgedancer. I'd also like to see what Szeth did to deserve being Truthless, though I'm under the impression that he attracted a spren and was punished for it, and how he was trained to use all of the Radiant powers (seriously, ice skating? That's awesome). I'm assuming that Jasnah's having her turn in the spotlight the next book, and then Szeth in the fifth. I'm not that excited about Jasnah being a star, since I really don't like her; she's just a smart jerk 90% of the time. Of the past flashbacks, my favorite was Dalinar's.
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People were running about the about-to-be-nuked city like bees flying around their hive, though the numbers were significantly lacking because of the various evacuations that had gone on. Most of the civilians would likely be on other worlds by now, escorted by the various nicer people among the Ghostbloods and TUBAers. Something occurred to Tena. Why are we blowing this place up if we want to claim it? Seems sorta counterproductive... The Ghostbloods and TUBAers could rebuild it though, somehow. Their new uneasy cease-fire would probably result in some sharing of resources, and somebody here had to have something that could turn back time or replicate the Alleycity.
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Tena picked up the Lab upon hearing the news and Steelpushed herself out of the city, and continued to soar until she reached a Perpendicularity to Scadrial, then switched into the Cognitive realm. The dog came with her into the realm, and she then transported to Scadrial. She traveled more distance, left the dog at her ranch with her dog, telling them both sternly to stay there, then went back to the Alleyplanet. She stayed above the Perpendicularity, wanting to see the explosion of the planet recklessly.
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Tena poked through the contents of her pack, looking at all the stuff she'd looted from Naermen, scratching between the Lab's ears. Three wriggling packages of deathants, a few daggers, some sand, cold hard cash, vials of iron... ooh, copperminds. The question was, of what type? She wondered absently how to use them, then put all the stuff back in pack, except for the deathants, which she figured she could throw at something during the day, and one of the daggers. She trotted off, and the dog followed her, oddly. Some Kolossal were asking for a fight in the next alleyway over.
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"Holy grizzly!" Tena shouted. This day was proving to want to drive her insane. "Now you're dead too?" She glared at Mace's ravaged corpse. "What am I supposed to do now?" A dog walked over to her, wagging its tail. It was a Labrador Retriever with a spike in its chest, no doubt spiked by Mace. It looked like it was thinking hard. "You should meet my dog," Tena said to the Lab. "He's just as judgmental as you look right now."
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"Look at this jolly ole corpse 'ere," Tena said to another voice. "She even said she was fine with dying."
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'"Shut up!" Tena yelled again at a stubborn voice that refused to go. "Thanks for the info, but seriously, get out of my head! I just want to find out how to use this stuff Naermen had!"
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Tena calmed herself down. An intense fight had just gone on inside her head, and it was driving her crazy. She looted Naermen's corpse, since she doubted that the woman would mind, what with being dead and all. She got some stuff that she didn't know how to use, but kept it all anyway. "Rage is a magical thing," she muttered to herself, and to the conflicting voices in her head. Mace looked like he could hear them too. "Shut up!" Tena yelled at the voices, waving at Naermen's corpse. "If she didn't want to be dead, she wouldn't be! That's the magic of the Alleyverse!" The voices shut up at that, then their presence disappeared from her mind.
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"I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!" Tena shouted at Naermen, flipping back to her feet, sudden rage granting her a sort of clarity, and slamming her booted foot onto the woman's face, then again and again until her skull had caved in. Tena's spren formed into a Shardax that she beheaded Naermen with. Multiple times. She made sure to crush Naermen's spine, then realized that all of the ants the crazy woman had released on herself were dead. Probably because she hasn't fed them.
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Welcome to the Shard, Chortlespren, and have an upvote! Find the dragonet.
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Tena had followed Mace (the most fun things always happened in his wake). She was out of the way of the flying chunks-o-stuff that Mace was Pulling towards himself, and was also Pushing with her powers in order to send stuff flying Naermen's way. She was pretty sure that she and Mace were fighting him, though it was difficult to tell what with all the chaos going on around her. When the storm of Pushed and Pulled metal subsided, Tena formed her spren into a Shardstaff in her hand and knocked Naermen over the head with it. He collapsed, unconscious. "Well, that was easier than I though it would be," Tena said aloud, partially to Mace, who she was sure would be mad at her for some reason. She crouched next to Naermen and checked her for Metalminds, removing those she found. And she wasn't stupid, Naermen may have stuff inside of him, so she Compounded steel and Pushed anything Naermen had out of her via her mouth. Well, her foe couldn't use Allomancy or Feruchemy now, even if she woke up.
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"What are they doing?" Wereci asked Tena, quite honestly confused by the burning and broken AlleyCity below. He was floating four or five hundred feet in the air (not using any of that nonsensical 'Investiture' that was common in this plane of existence). He'd gotten in by utterly obliterating the sixth wall, which had been a small, though fun, test of his power. "Well, they're fighting over this huge city, but mostly the Worldspike, I think," Tena answered. "I haven't been around for a while, so I have an only slightly better idea than you do." She saw people scrabbling about below and wondered what all the fuss was. She pointed at one guy in particular. "His name used to be Jacob, but now it's Bloodbath. Traitorous one, he is." She paused, then added, "Y'know, the creator of your plane occasionally visits here and makes me do stuff. I'ma go get orders from Mace. Zehr!" A red-haired dude magically appeared. "What?" "Take Wer back onto your plane." "Okay." Wereci and Zehr disappeared, and Tena dropped down to Mace.
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Sherlock Holmes replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Okay, can I be Kelsier? -
Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Sherlock Holmes replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Sorry guys, I was on vacation. Can I be Shallan? -
Tena helped roll Mace towards the beast, then got tired and made the barrel temporarily frictionless, watching as it slid over to the beast and exploded.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Sherlock Holmes replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
...Surprise. The puppies shook their heads and confined all the silly humans back to their cages, where they could play with their toys and stop bothering the puppies for a short while. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Sherlock Holmes replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but your desires are changed as your boon. All you now want to eat is human flesh. Have fun being a cannibal. I wish for the perfect work ethic. Feel free to quote my own words back at me.
