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  1. Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles

    in Forum Games & Random Stuff

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    18 hours ago, Zath said:

    Nictorious, that was an awesome rap, you did a great job writing that in Wayne's voice!  Well done.  'Twas a close contest.

    Spook vs Odium, starting in just under 24 hours from now.  Alright, haha!  This'll be great.  Good luck to you, too, AonEne.

    Thanks @Zath. Love Wayne's 'slang', thought he would be fun too rap as, and i was right.

    You totally earned the win here though. Good luck in the final round my dude.

     Could i get some of that Aloe Vera please? :lol:

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  2. Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles

    in Forum Games & Random Stuff

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    Congrats to @AonEne for making the final round.

    I hope you're humble in defeat, as well as victory ;)

    Here goes:

     

    Arrrrr come on mate, now this ain't fair,

    I'm only here because you were there.

    Back before the Catacendre, doesn't matter i'll still end ya.

    Whats over your eyes mate? Underwear?

     

    Lord Mistborn, Spook, or Lestibournes.

    I'll roast you, with gratitude, rest assured.

    What is it with lords and all there names,

    let me say now, you won't survive these flames.

     

    You weren't Tineye, more like Tin addict,

    lucky your mate was emperor, you could always have it.

    Kelsiers barman, with all the drinks you were serving

    only Mistborn in the end because he put a word in.

     

    There's nothing you can do, nothing to really hurt me.

    You could be Twinborn, Mistborn, Compound with Hemalurgy.

    You'll be forgotten in era three, i'll be going strong in era thirty.

    You nearly killed yourself, you want victory, you ain't worthy.

     

    I come from a time of electricity and cars,

    you don't need allomancy to glance at the stars.

    You come from a time ruin and ash,

    you had no idea what you were doing, your trash.

    I sure as hell won't forget to mention,

    how useless you were in the Well of Ascension.

    A sword and some tin? you need a better armoury,

    I'll Ruin your Preservation, you will never know Harmony.

     

     

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  3. [SPOILERS]Does anyone find Mistborn Hero of Ages ending one of the saddest?

    in Mistborn

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    21 hours ago, Solarserpent said:

    The entire Mistborn era 1 trilogy is sad as intended. The ending was appropriate. Mistborn 2 era is more jovial though still serious and sad at times. 

     

    Definitely agree, the banter between Wax and Wayne kills m, "Spoiled Tomato". Help me get over Ear 1 ending.

    On 19/05/2018 at 8:52 PM, RShara said:

    Read Mistborn Era 2 (Alloy of Law, Shadows of Self, Bands of Mourning), then read Secret History. Secret History will make you feel a lot better :)

    Spoiler

    Disagree, i didn't feel better. Just as i thought i was over the Era 1 ending, I have to relive it all knowing Kelsier is still making moves. Always another secret i guess.

     

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    Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles

    in Forum Games & Random Stuff

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    Could have said this earlier, but shout out to @Ashspren for setting this up.

    First thread I've really got involved with and sure as hell not my last.

    Gone about my rap a bit different, as  I finished Bands of Mourning literally 2 days ago. Enjoy!

     

     

    Knock, knock,

     

          "Wayne, get up. There's 3 guys at door. 

    Said they want to see you, didn't say what for"

          "Wax! Come on! Can you tell 'em i'm dead.

    Don't want too leave, I've got MeLaan in bed"

     

    Wayne reluctantly heads downstairs.

     

         "Wait! Its only Sadeas, Vasher 'n Hoid,

    I got out of bed for you 3? Now i'm annoyed.

    Vasher looks like he was born in the Roughs

    'n Hoid looks like he ain't eating enough.

    Sadeas? Ha! you got stabbed in the eye,

    this'll be nostalgic, as you know how to die.

    Well you can't come in, go stand out in the road.

    Is Wax still nearby 'cuz i'm about to explode."

     

    Wayne joins the challengers outside.

     

        "So is it Vasher, Zahel  or Peacegiver the Blessed?

    Either way, when im done, your're going to Return to your rest.

    When i'm done here, you will want too give me you Breath

    'cuz you winning this, I've got more chance with Ranette."

     

        "Ah, Hoid, nice flute

    Wanna trade? Piece of fruit?

    You could do with and apple or some cherries,

    you under prepared mate, should have asked Steris.

    I know you think your good at disguises"

    With a rip of the shirt, and slur of the words.

        "non o' yours is good as mine is.

    Always hopping about, pick a place 'n stay 

    you ain't wasting anyone, your wasting away."

     

        "Sadeas, the snake,  the liar, the faker.

    Wayne the Incredible Sliding Bloodmaker!

    See I sound alright, your titles are crap,

    I know what you need, just the right hat.

    You should have been stabbed in the back,

    with no way of running.

    You got more than you deserved, 

    you actually saw it coming.

    Winding up Adolin, what were you doing son,

    did i mention that your face looks like chewing gum?"

     

       "Now you 3 admit, my bars were sick

    and i'm not filling my metalminds, not even a bit.

    If you don't mind i'm done with this rust

    But the sexy Kandra upstairs, told me too be quick"

     

    Wayne leaves the challengers dumbfounded by his wit. *Pun intended.

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  15. [OB] Kaladin vs Vin (2018)

    in Cosmere Discussion

    Posted

    I would say that Kaladin can do quite as much damage with coins/shrapnel as she could just by adding multiple lashings to them in Vins direction, or indeed just add multiple lashings to Vin herself. Doubt she would have an anchor strong enough to keep her down. Horseshoes ain't helping here, sorry. 

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  17. Do we have . . . ?

    in General Brandon Discussion

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    Hi all

    Short time lurker, first time posting-ish.

    I was asked the other day who my favourite Cosmere character was (i went with the Blackthorn) and reading Mistborn just now, I thought about who Branderson's favourite character is. Wandering if we have a WoB on his favourite character? That he enjoys to read or write for.

     

     

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  19. Hey Sule's

    in Introduce Yourself!

    Posted

    40 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

    Welcome to the Shard! We’re glad to have you. Have an upvote, and happy reading! Who’s your favorite Sanderson character?

    Thanks Rebecca, glad to be here. That's harder than Archers question :lol: I love so many of them; Dalinar, Shai, Jasnah, Pattern, Sazed, Breeze. 

    Choosing one is difficult but i would go with  . . . Dalinar, my Man!

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  20. Hey Sule's

    in Introduce Yourself!

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    40 minutes ago, Archer said:

    Welcome! You're in good company then :D. Hard question, but if you had to choose, what would you say is your favourite Sanderson book?

    Thanks, i'm sure i am. Ooooo that is hard one but i would have to go with Words of Radiance, main reason being for the Battle of Narak and the bringing of the Everstorm.

    Also we get introduced to Lift who is Awesome! 

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  21. Hey Sule's

    in Introduce Yourself!

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    Hey all

    My first Branderson encounter was by mere chance in Novemeber last year. Had not long got back into reading, after thinking i was "too cool for it" (teenager/YA years), when i stumble across an Amazon link for The Way of Kings. 

    Had it delivered the next day and I haven't put a Cosmere book down for the past 5 months. Finished SA, Elantris and TES am now working through the Mistborn Series.

    My Cosmere shelf is my love at the moment <3

     

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