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What Cosmere planet has the most ash?
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
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A wild Plot Gap appears!- 111830 replies
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1. No 4. Yep-WAIT NO 234. Pneumoultrasilicovolcanoconiosis Yes. I think. Yes. Definitely. Maybe? Yes. Possibly. Sort of. I'm lost. No. Actually, yes. Wait, no, kind of. Perhaps. For crying out loud, ye-no! Actually, yes. The loss of any human life saddens me. Well, except for maybe my worst enemy.... Screw it. Yes. Moral crisis here! Help! Yes, but no. Except for still yes. But no. Darn it. *breaks fourth wall while considering it* Oh well. They're dead by now anyway. Shame. Shame that I have five seconds.
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Suddenly, Cobalt disappeared in a puff of mist. @Nohadon
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*pounds chest Tarzan style, with pride.*
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Cobalt leapt sideways, intending to dodge the knee strike, but as he leapt, his left arm was stabbed through, by the blade behind him. Where had that come from? He groaned and stood up. He consumed a vial of pewter, began burning it, and leapt in for another strike. @Nohadon
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Surprised, Cobalt dodhed as well as he could, but he got a nasty wound on the left arm. Angrily, he thrusted his blade right at Silphio's heart.
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*coughKanehashisownnovellacough*
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Will do. I hope.
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Cobalt grunted when he realized his pewter was gone. He whipped his sword in an upward motion, slashing across Silph's chin.
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Cobalt, with pewter enhancements, managed to parry each blow with reasonable ease. He held his breath and tapped cadmium. It helped him focus, and move less.
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Fred and Tom clumsily grasped at their opponents. Cobalt replied to Silph's attack with a neat slice.
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*coughHellbentcough*
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
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On the way, she ate an onion.- 111830 replies
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We have Rithmatists, Crystin, and even Oculators. @Sazedezas, epics are great.
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Ask Axelius Anything* (AKA Sanderson vs. Tolkien Duel)
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The difference between 3 years and 2 months is quite a bit, @MountainKing.
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A yellow car drove by.- 111830 replies
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Ask Axelius Anything* (AKA Sanderson vs. Tolkien Duel)
BitBitio replied to Sherlock Holmes's topic in AMAs
Fuzz is, by your terminology, worth a Valar in terms of power. Fire of death or not, it is like poking a needle into a rock. It doesn't work. Kaladin was a lucky guy with a Shardblade who was fortunate enough to beat a Chasmfiend. Balrogs MIGHT be able to beat a Chasmfiend with a lucky strike. Named characters. For starters, that is all of Bridge Four, Nale's Skybreakers, all of the Heralds, 100ish Shardbearers, 2 or 3 Lightweavers, and the same number for the rest of the orders. There is also a bunch of Fused, 9 Unmade, a massive parshman army, all of the High Aedin armies, all of the Forgotten (Aether of Night), all of the other Forgotten (Rithmatist) All of the Rithmatists, Epics, Knights of Crystallia, Smedries, Oculators, thousands of koloss, dozens of Inquisitors, some Mistborn, some Twinborn (such as Miles, who is literally immortal) all of the Synod, all of the Returned, Nightblood, the other Awakeners, the Lifeless, the Aimians, Kalad's Phantoms, the Chasmfiends, the Dakhor Monastery, all of Elantris, some ChayShan warriors, the armies of Wyrn, all of the Shades, the Kerztian armies, the whole Diem, and some hundred nightmaws. And that's just for starters. There is also Ironeyes, Kelsier, and Rashek. And the God King. And Hoid. And the Stormfather and the Nightwatcher. And all of the Yolish Dragons. And the Shards. *does a headcount* Twenty? Um, no. *realizes this could be taken as rude* You said 20ish Surgebinders or Voidbinders. It's actually 100 at least. -
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Choice walked up and shouted: "Well duh, you aren't here by me!"- 111830 replies
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"Sure you can, if you don't mind pitting them against Fred and Tom." Right on cue, two large Koloss stepped forward. "Your move first."
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Long ago, brave warriors trained. They trained tirelessly, prepping themselves for duels. These duels would form the basis of the ultimate battle, the Challenge of Champions. Warriors of the likes of Rhazien Montague (@Mraize), Rashan Caer (@I think I am here.), Nei'an (@Gancho Libre), and Kalmar Beowulf (@Kidpen). These brave fighters battled overcoming odds. Their goal: Win for chrysts, honor, and valor. *** (Please note that this is an incomplete topic. More details will be edited in.) *** 16 Years Later Sir Cobalt stood triumphantly, another defeated foe laying before him. He turned and lifted his sword. He held up his microphone. "WHO IS NEXT!?!?!? I SHALL DEFEAT ALL CHALLENGERS WHO APPROACH!" *** Beat him and open up the arena for everyone to participate. Then, the Challenge of Champions will be born anew. Afterwards I will make a far more detailed post on the topic with the rules and such. Aforementioned post.
