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If you're young enough to read, you're too young to die.

But would someone who is actually evil so blatantly oversell it? I feel like an evil would try to blend in.

Hello everyone. I admire your attempts to win, but alas, they are all in vain. For I am the winner.

Hmmm. I'm not too much of a shenanigan-ey person, but, I suppose I did pretend to almost get stuck and fall off a cliff while driving my wife up to the spot I was going to propose to her. My friends who were supposed to have some stuff set up and take pictures from a hidden location weren't quite ready yet, so I had to buy some time.

Truth!

Just popping in to interrupt, and let everyone know that there's a threnody based mafia style game that's going to start in Sanderson Elimination on Tuesday. If anyone wants to give it a go, we're looking for as many players as possible.

But I am the ultimate winner!

Everyone! We've broken 14,000 posts now! We are well on our way! Oh... and I win!

I believe the purpose is "an attempt to make the longest thread ever" If they are already the longest thread, then there's no purpose of it. By giving them chase, we give them purpose. But obviously our purpose is a greater cause. we got this!!!

Granted. They become hosts to a mind-altering virus that keeps them alive forever. Unfortunately, this virus has a different effect on humans, and causes a zombie apocalypse. Then all the zombies eventually die of hunger. You've brought about the end of the human race. I wish that opposite day never happens.

I'm sorry, I do not know the acronym CBST

Alright everyone! I've done the maths! The Longest Thread was started 6 or 7 months before this thread (The Last Post Wins) and by the time this started, The Longest Thread had 178 pages, and about 4,444 posts!(Coincedence? I think Not!) If we subtract 4,444 posts from The Longest Thread, we're left with 14,505 posts in that thread. And we can probably safely assume that there had already been some comments from November 4th, 2018 when this started, so we can subtract 5 more, making it an even 14,500 This thread currently only has 13,985 replies if we include this one. That means that for the time that this post has been open, we are 515 behind, In the long run, though, we are 4,965 replies behind. The 515 gap is totally attainable That would give us a higher post/day average. And with long work, we can over come the 4,965 post gap as well. Let's do this!

Granted. Your bane is that you have to reboot your computer every 20 minutes for the rest of your life. I wish to have no enemies

I heard this quote the other day "I don't wish death upon my enemies. I wish Explosive Diarrhea on them, while they're stuck in traffic, and that they keep sneezing."

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Dare!

The alibi is submitted in the main thread, or through PM to you as the GM?

Oh, so this was just a practice round? Do we get to lynch someone anyways?

Sounds good! I'm excited to wake up to discuss what happened last night!

Kaz would. ----- Bastille Shasta Quentin Folsom Angola ----- Who would be the sweatiest after a long day painting fences?

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Truthless

Granted. You are handed a platter, with your own eyeballs, which have been steamed, then roasted. Too bad you're blind now. I wish for neither a boon or a bane.

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