AonEne

Thanks. There's a document too. Fartiar are Aviar, right?

It's fine! On another note, if you people wanna make this a joint project...yeah, I'm actually doing this. Unless it's grammar or something obvious, please ask before making a major edit to the document. (I have deleted the document link as it linked to an account I didn’t mean to share here. I think the doc has been deleted too. Have fun on your read-through!)

I'm not even mad. This is literally one of the best posts I've seen on this site. I'm the One who gets to do the best bane.

I'll get on that

If only I had the money to do that... I'M SO SORRY When you notice a guy with white hair in a Shannon Hale book, and freak out before reading that he has a "smooth face" and getting disappointed. (Even though Wings tells you not to be) Edit: When you are scared by Google saying this: Stay away from me, Google. Stay away.

Okay, before I even saw this, I gave you an eight as one of your lucky numbers. So I guess the powers that be or Harmony or someone is messing with us. So...granted. Before I even knew I should grant it. That's pretty deevy. Hey, Zwei is a corgi if I can remember. Not a golden. But ya know what, it's okay. Still a great name, and it's not like I had any waiting *mourns Butterscotch, Amber, Pyrrha and several others as names* I wish for ANOTHER puppy, This Time female. And I get to pick the name.

Does it do that in the book form as well? Who's the author?

Ene chuckles at the assumption that such a disclaimer could ever be erroneous. She also chuckles at the spelling mistakes, because you can do fun things with grammar errors. Especially in the Nightwatcher Boon/Bane thread. It's fine how it is, but I appreciate the effort. Thank you for trying! *wonders why the bucket is only half full* *knows that none of the spikes are in her products, because those have been thoroughly checked* Why, of course! The fortune says, You will enjoy something you are a fan of today. On the back it says, Lucky Numbers: 1,000-8-Google-546. We hope you like the Spinner Cookie ™ !

Who is this? I thought we were talking about Butt Venture... I LOVE this magic system, by the way. I'm gonna go make a list of all the smells and what they do...

Sparks, I was going to guess her too! But I decided on Gaotona. Ah well. Good job. If it's not this, I'll eat one of Wayne's hats.

Granted, but it's with the gender you're not attracted to. You try helplessly to get away from all these unwanted suitors. I wish for a normal puppy. Golden retriever, please, because those are the best (fight me) .

Get your tasty fortune cookies here, baked fresh by TUBA!* Spinner Cookies™ are always delicious, and always come with an interesting fortune printed on a slip of paper within. So far, we have served {77} cookies and helped customers with a few other things too! *No Hemalurgy was used in the making of this product. We do have staff members on hand to check and see if the Dark Alley or any other groups/individuals slip some spikes in.

Granted, but now your dad HATES you. And the Nightwatcher is annoyed that you insinuated a simple genie could ever compare to such a mighty spren. I wish for a puppy. I think I did this before, but that was before the wipe. Now I want one again.

Granted. Buuuuut your bane is ELEVEN. Sorry, dude. I wish nothing could hurt me physically. Emotionally is all right, though. You need that for a sane life, after all.

Gaotona?

Tesh, I'm so sorry! You deserve an upvote for your pain. Although it can't make up the awfulness of an Investiture allergy.

This is the greatest. He should totally have let you not vacuum those.

Does a PM where this was tested still exist? Could I be let in to see all the Sanderson-themed words? Not that I swear myself - exact opposite - but knowing would be funny. As am I. I personally think it is one, so I'd like to hear why you think this.

Great pun, but... Can I reiterate no mating? Didn't think you would be doing that while Sharding.

I'm not even going to get into this discussion. Nope. Staying on the other side of the forum. Faaaar away. You can't make me pick a favorite.

Granted, you are the nightwatcher. The Nightwatcher gets annoyed at you for trying to steal her name and forces you to live up to your new name by watching Sharders and Sanderfans in the night. You never get much sleep. I wish for...a misshapen spark that suffers the judgement and pain. And it can't hurt me.

Hello! You've read Mistborn, so please know that cookies around here are suspect. If the Dark Alley is serving, then they are likely Hemalurgically spiked, so be careful. You haven't read Warbreaker, so I warn you to not say anything involving Breath or giving it up. Your Breath is your soul. What's your favorite book?

Granted, but they blow up your house. I wish to be hated no more than I have been ninjaed. Granted, you are now Adolnasium. However, you aren't Adonalsium. I love typos. I wish for everyone to only hate me as much as was normal BEFORE the new normal.

Granted, but the Nightwatcher rules you. I wish nobody hated me any more than is normal.