I did the math - if you read at an average of ten seconds per post, a day and six hours - without doing anything else. So, factoring in everything else, two days. Not bad, really.
Anyway, welcome to the Shard! Have...er, have a puppy? Here's a puppy. I swear on my characters that it has nothing to do with any inside jokes, just a cute puppy.
Edit: WAIT A SECOND. @Chaos, would I be allowed to offer this fine person a cookie, since this is TLPW and not their intro thread? It's not possible to derail this thing, it has less rails than the Shardcast NAMED "Who Needs Rails". There's not even a post count anymore. *hopeful puppy dog eyes* *puppy from this post also gives puppy dog eyes*