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    Nei'an shook his head. "Teenagers," he said. "They didn't even complain at how I had teleported because they were too concerned with things that AREN'T EVEN COSMERE AND THUS ARE MEANINGLESS IN THIS THREAD!" Nei'an didn't even know what he was saying, but as thinking of the space beyond the fourth wall often left one's brain scrambled like an egg (as seen previously) he wisely quit that train of thought. This maneuver is difficult, but Nei'an hardly ever thought about his actions anyway and had had a lot of practice of the art of thinking nothing. He later learned that his eyes had glowed beige during this shouting and forever hence in that spot popcorn began growing on any apricot trees. Anyway, he kept trailing Rhazien, surprised still that he hadn't been smitten down like a mower slices through a dandelion.
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    gotcha thanks everyone for posting! this continues till the end of june.
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    Nei'an flinched at the thoughts directed directly into his skull. 'I like it," he said. In fact, to honor this moment, I will speak only in Middle English dialect,"
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    nice. a very explanatory name, if I may point out
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    Nei'an watched, mouth gaped. I wish I was a shard, he thought. But of something cool, like bone crunching.
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    Nei'an realized he wasn't eating a ball of waffle batter, for that was a trick of the mind similar to one seeing an oasis in the desert, and that he was in fact biting Rhazien on the arm. Oops, he thought.
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    oh, misspelling. whoops. they had some thought run though their heads as they hit. or maybe it was body parts. Who cares. theyre aliens.
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    granted, but it still tastes like a rock. It seems to e a doughnut, but do not be fooled. I wish for sammy the dead rat to be my indentured servant
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    unfortunatly, aliens stuck.
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    Nei'an continued stalking Rhazien, and was surprised he hadn't been sniped for standing on his head. 'Maybe I'll try it again,' he thought. He frowned at the giant ball of waffle batter in the distance, and he began eating it.
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    Nei'an saw this happen, confused like purple macaroni. He then made some purple macaroni Then he felt confused. First, this whole thing started as a fight, then a cheesy romance novel, then one of those weird psych plots where nobody knows what in the beige is going on. He sighed and began glowing beige. This trick, although difficult, could only be used in a situation that made it not OP. Such as this. Everything went dark, mainly because he closed his eyes. When he opened them, he was on Roshar, facing Naermen. She fell back, startled. "Where have you-" she began once she had recovered herself. Nei'an winked and tossed her a paper airplane, which bounced off her forehead. Then, he winked with both eyes this time and started glowing once more. This time, nothing faded to black, because he kept his eyes open. He appeared on top of Rhazien, his booted feet on Rhazien's upturned head. Because the effect had not yet worn off, as he still had a faint aura and his weight was still drastically reduced, he just stood there, nearly weightless, standing on Rhazien's surprised face. Well, he assumed it was surprised since his boots obscured most of the facial features. "So, ah, this would be a good time to kill you, right?" he asked, awkwardly realizing his groundward pull was returning. He slid off Rhazien's face and dusted himself off. "So, ah, how's it going?"
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    whatever do you mean?
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    Nei'an snorted through a bloody nose. Seriously? THIS was the Tension he came to see? He wanted action! this was an outrage. "Excuse me," he said, stepping up to a podium. "I am having a psychic vision. I am a psychic detective, and someone was just killed." A voice in the crowd shouted at him. "NO BODY NO CRIME!" then he got punched again.
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    Nei'an smiled. "Where's my credit? I organised the puncher game!" then someone punched him.
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    biggest and closested to the true stick groot is the stick's avaar, his way of interacting with mortals.
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    HEAR HEAR!!!!!
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    we are all stick!
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    this goes on for quite a while, till the end of june I'll put that on the list.
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    Nei'an accepted the metal mind but found it was empty. Shoot. he thought. He was punched by Duwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, who was actually another pewter compounder. Even people who want to help me still punch me in the face. Twice.
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    he just screamed louder. concrete shattered like glass.
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    Nei'an shook himself, glad of the freedom, walked over to Rhazien, who was literally on fire. "I know," he said, stepping up to the burning form, "That you will probably kill me later for this, and that the only reason I'll be able to do this is because you are incapacitated. But you should know that I could kill you, but I won't because there is a wedding going on. so, yeah," Nei'an brought his arm back, glad he couldn't feel pain and decked Rhazien across his dying face. Then he realized he just punched a dying person, which is number two next to sealing candy from a baby on the Don't Do It Lest You Look Wimpy list. So, with everyone's eyes on him, he, abashed, scuttled about ten feet from Rhazien and warmed himself by the fire, self-conscious with everyone staring at him. Mack, the wedder person, just mournfully shook his head. Nei'an felt his face go red. "Guys, stop staring at me. He's mean!" Nei'an said an embarrassed smile on his face. Nobody spoke. Heads shook, backs turned, eyes glared. "Uh..." Nei'an said, trying to think of something to say so that everyone would go back to normal, "He punched me first?" Something grabbed his arms from behind, holding them back, then 50% of the people lined up in front of him. They each took turns punching him in the face. Well, I guess I deserved this, He thought as a familiar pewterarm, the one that had folded him into a triangle so long ago, smashed his face inward.
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    Granted. You let out an outpouring of noise, shattering the eardrums of everyone on the planet. They are no longer able to hear anything, so this magic system is now redundant. I wish for velcro shoes that dont tear apart with that terrible noise.
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    alcatraz's dad?
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    I will say, that is... somewhat creepy. how do I get one?
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