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  1. Jamie tossed the pistol aside- it was useless against an enraged Koloss anyway- and scrambled backwards. The creature's huge sword slammed into the ground next to her, sending chips of stone flying. It yanked the oversized blade out of the ground, positioning it for another blow. Oh rusts, here we go. The sword wooshed down towards her and she tapped Fortune and flared pewter, rolling out of the way. Then- still tapping Fortune- she grabbed the blade as it was yanked out of the ground.The Koloss stumbled, unused to such wieght. Jamie was catapulted upwards by this move, twisting in midair so she landed on the creature's shoulders. She clung to it tightly as it spun around trying to get her off. "It's no use," she grunted, "You're never gonna shake me off." Jamie let go of it with one hand, still tapping a smidgen of Fortune and pulled a small pistol out of her boot. She jammed it against the Koloss's skull.
  2. "Kay..." Doc walked into the kitchen, motioning for her to follow.
  3. "Sure." he said quietly, "What'cha need." I really should talk to them more. I feel bad, you know? The Stormfather rumbled in assent.
  4. Jamie stood up, wobbled at bit, and collapsed on to Cassie's bed. She was asleep within seconds.
  5. The third and final masked man, who's name was Garyshnygoyd, dumped the rest of a pitcher of slushy drinkk into his mouth and faded away.
  6. "Yes. Learning to ride was probably one of the better decisions I've made." Jamie smiled happily If he has a two seater I'll take you for a ride. If you want, of course." she looked at Cassie questioningly.
  7. "Well," she yawned, "I usually ride a motorcycle, but I didn't want to rent one 'cause that would be too much hassle. So when I heard about Doc's collection, I started hoping."
  8. "Or dear," the exact clone of the man said, "That was sad." then he began to take notes. "No, wait why are you deleting that part of the sentence!?" he screamed as several mimes dragged him away.
  9. old man moomba

    I. The Scientist

    This is gonna light a fire under me to get thoe Minor Arcana cards done!
  10. A man in a mask and a black suit leaned against something. The man wasn't sure what it actually was that he was leaning on, but that didn't matter.
  11. Doc finished his noodles and stood up. "Listen up," he said, voice even, "What you're proposing is that we go to Shadesmar and attack this Unmade. That's a horrible idea. We would be extremely disadvantaged if we attacked there. From what I know about her, which isn't much, we would have to scare her off within a dream. Sadly I have no idea how to do that, so it's a bit of a moot point."
  12. Jamie stumbled into Cassie's room and collapsed on the floor. "Hey," she said with a yawn, "Do you know if your uncle has any motorcycles? He told me about how he's got all these vehicles he's repairing. That got me wondering."
  13. Doc continued to eat his noodles, remaining quiet.
  14. - Good question. Nobody knows for sure. My theory is that Rand can manipulate the Pattern directly and caused the tabacco to combust. - It was explained at some point, I don't remember it myself but my dad assures me it was.
  15. Dapper stood and thanked the barber, who smiled happily. He then made his way out of the barber tent to his Jeep, which was parked outside. He jumped in and drove to the parade ground, thinking on his speech. He arrived a few minutes later and mounted the stage, gesturing for quiet, then began his speech. "Good day to you, my dear friends and long-haired compatriots. Today is the day. Reports say the short-hairedare mobilizing against us, so we will strike back! And we will win! Do you know why we will be victorious? It is because we are dedicated. Long hair takes time to care for, you can't just let it grow out and leave it. No, you must get it trimmed, you must wash it, and brush it every day. We will win, because, unlike our enemies, we have commitment to our hair and to our cause! We are not lazy! And, contrary to our enemies' beliefs, we do not fear scissors! No, we embrace them!" Dapper raised his hands in triumph and the troops exploded into cheering.
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