Invocation

THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE ALREADY SPIKED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SAFE

Can I not even support my favorite drink anymore?

Surely you want something less...horrendous than coffee, yes? Why not try some tea?

They've started offering croissants? BLASPHEMY Am I the only one who actually wants the new people to have baked goods that don't steal souls? Also congrats on the amount of Reputation you've gotten this week. You're above Calderis!

It's not! It's just monkey bread! I specifically chose not cookies to offer so it couldn't be confused with the DA's dirty tricks!

JUST EAT THE CINNAMON GOODNESS RUST IT

Congratulations. You should celebrate with some monkey bread.

Are you likening me to Kabsal? I almost want to be offended, but I loved the character of Kabsal. Still, my monkey bread is safe. It's just dough, brown sugar, and a lot of cinnamon. You should have a bite before it grows cold. Are you accusing me of being perfidious? You wound me with these tumultuous claims, you vex me with these wrathful expressions, this turbulent attitude towards my gesture of hospitality and grace in the form of nectarous monkey bread, indeed, you begin to make me irate.

Aha! My plan to use really obscure forms of normally common words has worked!

I am the public. You think I would know about something like that? Character-wise, the only one that knows about Hemalurgy despises it. Outside of character limits, metaphysical metal wouldn't work for a spike because of its dubious extant state.

It's not even physical monkey bread! I specified metaphysical, so it can't be spiked because it doesn't really exist.

Are you actually accusing me of all people of trying to spike someone? I'm not even DA, nor am I trying to be. I just want people to have monkey bread!

That question goes in the Stormlight Archive subforum. I've got some metaphysical, fresh-out-of-the-oven monkey bread for you if you want, to celebrate your joining. It's safe, unlike the cookies. Also, welcome to the Shard!

Alright nice! I just had to ask to make sure I would know about it in time, since I won't be able to check the Shard as regularly as normal over the next few days.

Whenever Aldred is asked to help find the kid, make sure either Aldred comes and gets Janim or Janim can overhear, because that's pretty much an irresistible pull to them.

Hefty.

Can we choose to extend the tats to the entire body? (I might go for an aesthetic)

Why are you bringing shadows in the first place? Pancakes or waffles? Hiking or swimming? What Shard would you choose from the ones we know already? Who's your favorite Vessel? Why did you think no one would ask questions?

Yep, and the rumors of treasure hoards in Shinovar, which Szeth references once and Dalinar references at one point (I think, at least. Might be wrong), make it seem likely.

My money is on the Shin snagging them all and hiding them.

Everyone has some innate Investiture, because it makes up their soul.

Jonathon Smedry v. 3.2. The only thing changed really is his Talent.

Wandering fingers? Not paying attention to what he's doing results in unwanted modifications, a result from absent-mindedness and distractibility?

Would Compulsive Tinkering satisfy that? Like he tinkers at the expense of everything else.

Talent and martial arts, yes.