Ink

Alright.

*you crack open the fortune*

it reads: Something interesting is in your future.

*you turn it over* 

your lucky numbers are: 3 14 15 9 26 5 35.

Hi there! Glad you’re here. For future reference, it’s frowned upon by the powers that be to post twice in a row, but they’re usually okay with it if you’re new. You can edit posts if you want to add something.

Would you like a Fortune cookie?

“You’ve done your studying, now you can go back!” They yelled at her.

Odium’s smile was so ugly that it permanantly scarred the pancake god’s mind.

“you must mean my twin brother, Evel.” He says, confused

Grenadine

They held a funeral. Nightblood gave the eulogy.

Granted. You can see, smell, hear, taste, and touch in the future. In fact, it seems like you live in the future, however, your body is in present time. You keep bumping into people after they bump into you once, you constantly feel like people say things twice, and bad tastes last twice as long.

I wish to be able to change anything’s taste.

He made a paper airplane, threw it out the window with the shoelace attached, and held on for dear life.

Flying cars sound cool, but think of the fuel costs! and accidents in the air!

Elon Musk is great though. 

54 minutes ago, SarcasticRavens said:

(If anyone has any suggestions for the phrase "For goodness' sake" I would love to hear them, I've been pondering it for a couple days now)

For Hoid's Sake!

and the kindle idea I did too. SO MUCH BETTER than carrying around a book the size of the dictionary. But then people don't ask why you're reading a book that big.

1 hour ago, Firerust said:

But only for thirty seconds at a time after eating Superspicy Curry.

EEEEEYYYYY

But Somebody started trying, after all, Sombody was always there to help Everybody along.

Granted. Your bane is that you now live in a world where logic doesn't work quite the same way.

I wish to be able to disobey the laws of physics and stay alive.

Oh no, I'm negatively surprised. A terrible thing has caused me to feel bad. It's not good, and it is detrimental to my health.

6 hours ago, Steeldancer said:

I haven't commented in here in a while, but I think this deserves a mention. 
First weekend of April, Saturday afternoon, I'll be singing in General Conference! I've known for a while that it was a possibility that my choir could be doing that, but now I've finally had in confirmed and I am THRILLED! 

Awesome! I’ll be watching anyways, but it’ll be cool. Of course, i dont know what face is yours, but I’ll hear you!

Dementia

Increase

Consuming the ghanderflaffle’s favorite food...

Granted, and your bane is.... you, yes you, get to be the Baby Momma! You can watch it back when you grow up, but for now, enjoy a complimentary age and mind reduction!

I wish for a perfectly trained pet dragon.

23 minutes ago, Invocation said:

Quick question: How involved is this RP? It intrigues me, but I'm not sure if I'll have time.

Hmm... at first it was almost a page a day, but slowed down, now we’re picking up again. You can join and see if you like the pace, if you want. It’s slow now (because only 3 of us originals are active) but it may pick up.

Depending on where and what your character is, they could be really involved or just occasionally show up or be involved in conversation.

4 minutes ago, Voidus said:

If I had any time left in my RP schedule I really would, there was a HP RP a while back that I really enjoyed, did a bunch of worldbuilding for the castle.

Good luck to you all!

Thanks! I know you have a tendency to join roleplays and leave because of time, so I understand. 

3 minutes ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

Yes.

Welcome!

15 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

HI I'M IN THIS RP EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN 

*facepalm*

So, me and a couple of friends discussed a Harry Potter-Percy Jackson crossover roleplay, and we’ve been doing it for a little bit, however, some people have left, and there are too few of us left to really carry it on, so we’re opening it to the public. Comment if you want to join and I’ll add you.

The Story So Far:

It is the year 2020, and there's a new dark force in the world. Under the pseudonym Iris, she begins to wreak havoc on the wizarding world. However, she is not a normal witch: Iris is the daughter of Hecate and a wizard. 

As things become increasingly dangerous at Hogwarts, Headmistress Professor McGonagall becomes worried, and realizes that Iris could potentially be within the walls of the school. Thus, she reaches out to Chiron, who agrees to help by sending in a team of demigods. 

What happens as the demigods and wizards meet? Who is Iris, really? And can the world be saved? 

Only disaster can come when myths and magic collide. 

Granted. You have 1000 breaths until you die. 999... 998... 997...

I wish for a long and prosperous life.

Trombone

There is a man who is legally dead but physically alive, as they went missing and didn’t show up in the 3 year time frame dead people are given to prove themselves not dead. They are not allowed to vote or get a drivers license.