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Watermelon or cantaloupe?

if you could chose one flavor of ice cream to eat for the rest of your life, what flavor would it be?

You have 3 wishes, and cannot gain anymore. What are those wishes?

Brandon Sanderson is the pseudonym of a group of authors who all collaborate to write a mega-series.

I’m semi-joking. Seriously. He’s insanely fast.

When you keep mental tabs on many sharders’ timezones, how it relates to yours, their common schedule, and thus how often and when they’re most likely to be on.

It’s so annoying yet funny to ninja/be ninja’d

IN THIS WORLD, IT’S NINJA OR BE NINJA’D MUAHAHAHA

edit: see?

It’s not a bad thing, Luna

Spaghet noodl also is much yummy.

Ahem.

WATERMELON COOLER. This is what human technology has come to. What a day to be alive

What is the most important thing to remember when you’re hitchiking?

LUNAMOR DOUBLE POSTED!!!! HE NOW IS BANNED WHICH MEANS NO MORE STEW!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

on a side note, watermelon cooler.

Doomslug best character. Second best is The Lopen, and third is Wayne

So all the ceilings fell down

Because this was now the longest thread.

HOLY CARP HOLY CARP WE DID IT!!!!

All rejoiced at this amazing moment.

We still need a few more posts. It ends mid- page 249. But you got us to the page.

DIDGERIDOO hired some didgeridoos.

Nah m8 

The party was about the fact that at the end of the next page we would be beating the longest thread, and thus become the new longest thread

Ah, makes sense.

alrighty then.

You open the Fortune cookie.

there’s a slip of paper inside. It reads: One day, the Hero will return, and all will rejoice in their name. How this has anything to do with you, I don’t know. I’m just the guy being told what to write.

you flip it over.

your lucky numbers are: 5, 3, a chainsaw, 16, a strip of bacon, 9999 and one quarter, and a pickle in a jar of Mayonnaise.

that’s all it says.

A fortune cookie? Tis a cookie Invested with a high amount of Fortune, of course! Completely Hemalurgy free!

Also, try not to post twice in a row. The mods aren’t huge fans of that, but it’s usually okay in the intros. You can edit old posts if you need to. 

Sav’aaq, vai! (Or are you a voe?) Welcome! 

Would you like a Fortune Cookie, compliments of TUBA?

Idk how. I guess it’s a bit like chess, gotta predict your opponent...

O O X

X O

X  X

Good game!

 O X

 X O

 X

When you have a form in karate called Pyong yan oh don and you hear odiv instead of oh don.

 O  X

X

Cheez-its.