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Plum Rhinoceros This is both a protest vote and an excuse to unvote Mouse because I realized on my second pass I don't actually agree with Lion about that anymore. I'll unvote in the morning. Barney whisked off to bed once more, because after being awake for ten minutes he was already tired of it. -
Barney woke up. He put on his trench coat, grabbed a magnifying glass, and slipped on a pair of glasses that gave Tyrian the proper noir colours. He was a detective, after all. Even if he didn't remember what exactly he was supposed to be finding, discovering, et cetera. Besides the obvious, that is. He checked the cliff notes. He agreed regarding Azure Mouse, due to a dislike of their initial vote. Barney noted particular agreement with Opal Lion, and less so with regards to Plum Rhinoceros, mostly due to a healthy respect for playstyles. That didn't make Mouse's vote any better in his eyes though, he could find no fault with Salmon Meerkat at the current moment. [Edit: In fact, Barney misremembered that Rhinoceros was voting Meerkat, not Mouse. Perhaps a split agenda is the foot...?] [Ed2t: He also found it worth mentioning that the aspect that he agrees with Lion regarding is not the Falcon connection, but simply a dislike of the Meerkat vote to begin with. In fact, Barney thought that Lion was entirely wrong about Mouse following Falcon. Wow, these animals are going to get confusing fast, huh.] Swan ran past him just then, squawking something about being chased by detectives. So there are others, he thought as the monochrome shifted darker, enveloping his eyes under the false shadow of his hat. At least, I certainly am not after a simple thief. At least he remembered that much.
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^^^ *decomposing child’s hand makes the thumbs up sign* It’s so much fun being dead, guys…. it’s nice and hot and toasty down here. They really get me down here, you know. They cured my stutter, gave me a tail and horns and even a nice pointy stick to poke grownups with! I’ve been having so much fun! You should definitely join me down here… well, I mean, I’m sure you all will eventually.
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*picture: a decomposing child’s hand thrusting its way from the grave* Praise evil!
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I didn’t really seriously attempt to save lion. I knew he was obviously going to get executed, and if I was evil I would have known it was useless to try to defend him. But in my view it wasn’t very fun just piling onto a particular person unanimously. I voted for somebody else because I wanted more discussion. Whether I am evil or good, that is what I would do because that is a more fun way for me to play. As for my votes, pobody’s nerfect. I voted for flamingo originally that day, he convinced me to vote for chameleon in private messages. Didn’t agree the logic for voting flamingo for not claiming the first time. I would probably go for one of the quiet people who jumped on lion without explaining. im done. Farewell.
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Jeez this was not what I meant by “p-a-r-t-y” popping in to see people debating killing me at night without even explaining why I’m suspicious or giving me a chance to talk is definitely a great way to make friends and influence people and make them feel involved and invested in this wonderful community. Man I’m gonna go suck my thumb, that’ll show those jerks.
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*Scop the orphan crawls out from the cesspit where he has been sleeping for the past several hours* I just learned how to spell! Also it’s my b-birthday! So *hiccup* I vote we start with a P-A-R-T-Y
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Yes I am singing a different tune. I’ve been singing “baby shark” for six years straight and I just learned how to sing “a hundred bottles of beer on the wall.” I’m six years old and I feel like having fun, sue me. Killing flamingo was necessary, if not shuper fun. He was spiked, after all. I will point out I did vote to kill him and explain my reasons for doing it (multiple times on multiple days). Killing lion may or may not be necessary, I don’t know, but I don’t really feel convinced that it’s necessary for me to tossh myself on that, and he hasn’t rubbed me the wrong way, so I’m just doing my own thing. Uh, also, aren’t you the one who was going “don’t kill flamingo i think he’s village” yeshterday? And now you’re not voting for either flamingo or for lion, you’re voting for me (which you did before I even said anything). But calling me suspicious, after I did vote for flamingo (which you didn’t do, I don’t think), and for not voting for lion (which you also aren’t). What happened to your tune? eh, vote for hyena, why not. Penguin hasn’t done anything really wrong, you’re just starting to *hiccup* rub me the wrong way. (If I sound irritated, I may be a little irritated, I think this alcohol has been cut with a shtronger alcohol.)
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*burps for 18 straight minutes* excuse me. When I voted for flamingo, I did previously explain my reasons for wanting to murder the bird. I also previoushly explained my view that the way that flamingo was being treated, basically multiple days straight of being attacked at night and then bandwagoned during the day, was probably making his experience of the game a not very fun one. And that although I believed Flamingo was the most likely to be shpiked at the time, it was consequently difficult for me to muster much glee at his demise. so there’sh my logic and introspection. If you have any problemsh with my logic point it out, but don’t make vague referencesh to “how I look” without reading what I’ve said. So maybe lion can be a shpiked, and your theory about the shpiked having, what, a thug, a lurcher, and a shecond lurcher, is somehow correct. But honeshtly to me that seems like kind of a stretch, I don’t think it’s that crazy that he could jusht be an unusually sturdy village mistborn like he says. What ish your problem with me voting for penguin, exactly? Obvioushly you don’t need me to put “pressure” on lion. He has plenty of pressure already. You don’t need me to vote to assure his death. He’s going to be executed. I am simply choosing to express my opinion in the way I want. I honeshtly want to know. Im genuinely curious. What do you think I should be doing right now? Do you want me to hop on the vote for lion? Whatever shide he’s on, like flamingo he’s pretty obviously given up, it’sh like kicking a kitten. Do you want me to feel good about that? Do you want me to mindlessly jump on the vote and blend in with the crowd, like everyone else is? What doesh that accomplish? Sho *hiccup, hiccup, burp*, I will do what I want to do. Not what you want me to do. How’sh that?
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*a small orphan boy rolls out from under a table, smelling intensely of alcohol* oh thank god rhino and shwan finally stopped arguing with each other. I had to drink like 14 shots of joosh to block out their fighting! Glad they’re getting along now, I assume they finally put ashide their differencesh and come together in friendship —- oh, no, actually it wash because rhino wash brutally murdered. Well, at leasht it’sh quieter. i would like to hear people’sh reasonsh for voting for lion. I don’t think shurvivimg is reashon alone to vote to kill lion honestly. The coinshot obviously shishpectsh him, but the coinshot is a human being (shorry, animal) and is not infallible. Flamingo ended up being evil, but there were reasons to shushpect him beyond just shurviving. There are multiple roles which interrupt night kills for various reasonsh. Intereshted to hear lion’sh eclshplanashun. Also, sheems like a bully move to jump on him while he’s down, plenty already on that *hic* wagon. In the meantime there are many people (shorry, beashtsh) who are not lion who I would like to hear more from. Shartroosh Penguin, I will chooshe for now, however you shlice it his votesh have sheemed a little opportunishtic. Would like to hear shome more … reasoning … from that *hiccups ferociously for 17 minutes* party. Or any. (Also, in another life I was famously racist against birds.) (Alsho alsho, praise the ja, I do believe this here alcohol hash cured my shtutter giving me the confidenshe to shpeak my mind! Yes definitely that and not it being really hard to type stutters all the time.)
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For the love of bejeezus some of us are trying to sleep here! Get a room already, you two! I don’t care what animalistic behavior you get up to in the privacy of your own room, but this is getting completely out of hand. I can’t believe the six year old has to tell you this.
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Oh, also, I will point you all t-to my w-words from the d-day b-before y-yesterday, from the mouth of a child: Anyway, I’m g-gonna arm myself with this here anachronistic baseball bat to keep watch over f-flamingo’s grave to make sure he doesn’t dig himself out again. If he resurrects, aim for the h-head and don’t get b-bit, mkay?
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*jumps up and down on Flamingo’s grave* ”AND S-STAY THERE!” not bad, not bad, only took… what, three days to kill him? At this rate we’ll be done by next year!
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*scorp the orphan jumps onto a table waving a whiskey bottle and shrieking incoherently* oh my gosssssssh How long has this juice been out here it’s making my tongue tingly Flamingo hiding under table away from crowd, he looks very sad like he give up. Scorp remembers what it is like to be very sad, when Scorp’s parents died and he went to live with his auntie who was very smelly and had hundreds of cats and no one liked her and were always being mean to her and to Scorp. Scorp gives Flamingo some juice to make him feel better. Feels like the grownups are just talking in circles here. Everyone (mostly) agreeing to kill a bird who isn’t bothering to defend himself. I have my reasons but the lack of engagement is demoralizing. Kinda hope something exciting happens soon. If we didn’t kill flamingo, I guess I would be down to vote for lion or penguin. I don’t remember why we’re suspicious of lion to be honest, it just seems like it’s the cool thing to do to hate him, he did survive an execution so I guess that’s why we’re killing people good a reason as any I guess. ( I’ll be honest I don’t know why I keep hating on you penguin, I don’t have a rational reason, you’re just … there.) Rhino appears to have learned how to talk in full sentences, proof that ack-shelerated evolution is real. Maybe he’ll even start using tools next. i want more joosh I know I’ve been shrieking incoherently about killing flamingo but at this point it’s hard to feel … enthusiastic. My sense is that he doesn’t appear to really be having fun anymore, which makes me a bit sad. I know we all want to win, and killing flamingo at this point seems like the best way to win, but to me having fun is more important. That is why I am announcing a 50% discount on all juice purchases for the next 12 hours. Buy one get one free. I guarantee you, this slightly past but date juice is incredible. It will take all your pain, all your sorrow, and all of your pesky “being conscious” away. Trust *hiccup* me… it works. *Scorp the orphan givesh flamingo even more juice to help him have fun* oh my gosh you guys this joosh is incredible i think it cured my shtutter ….
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I have *burp* already l-listed m-my reasons for w-wishing to eliminate the b-bird so unless someone has a better idea sorry birdy. im also I-just r-really hungry and hankering fried flamingo drumsticks in meanwhile flamingo will you p-play w-with me? One last game of bouncy b-ball (before your death)
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Sweet merciful crackers I guess let’s try to kill flamingo, though m-my optimism in our ability to kill the bird is waning fast. H-his ability to evade d-death resembles a r-roadrunner more than a flamingo at th-this point. He m-might just be immortal, a d-deity or trickster god from the celestial realm who d-decided t-to come down to our p-plane to t-teach us a lesson about the futility of all actions in an uncaring universe. oh sorry, I got into mommy’s good juice cabinet. Imma go to b-bed
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Yay, w-w-we did it! W-we caught a bad guy! Yay for us!!!! *the ghost of Scop’s mother materialize* “We”? but Scop child you didn’t actually do anything i-i caught a bad guy m-mommy! I hung him l-like a piñata from the tree! L-look at all the delicious candy that fell out when we hit him! but you just did what you were told to do because someone told you he was evil, you didn’t really put any critical thinking or deduction into it at all Lalala I’m not l-listening also that isn’t candy, those are buckles that fell off of croc’s boots while you were hanging him for god’s sake don’t try to eat them you’ll break your three remaining teeth Sh-shut up mommy’s ghost, go away! I am very smart! *performs an exorcism* ok m-much better. candy, anyone?
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Wh-what happened in h-here? Wh-why so quiet? We’re all just lining up in front of c-croc with a noose staring off into s-space it f-feels like. W-we gotta step this (murder) p-party up. Ok, I’ll get the h-hor duerves. Don’t ask where I found them, and don’t ask where Meerkas’s body went. rhino I th-think you should be the DJ. You can hit the drums with your horns and make a might noise, also when we pull your tail you will make a might toot which will add to the music. dragonfly I actually don’t remember anything about who you are or what you’ve done, so that’s a great bartender ability, can you be the bartender? I have the finest brewed mead definitely not stolen from Meerkas’s house during his funeral. lion, flamingo, just sit around and look pretty weasel, hang up some tinsel C-croc, you’re the guest of honor. By which I mean the piñata. We’re g-gonna hang you from this here tree and hit you with sticks until your insides come out, mkay? It’s a very special role. man my mommy would be so proud to see me today, organizing parties! And to think I’m only four years old
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W-well give some g-game ch-changing developments, I will be merciful upon the b-bird (Flamingo) and murder a Crocodile for reasons of y’know crocodiles are scary follow the cop and wh-whatnot. If c-crocodile is innocent w-we can kill mouse’s s-seeker, and if he is indeed evil w-we will have something more to go to f-from there. also crocodiles are scary and h-have b-big teeth i h-have nightmares about them e-eating my p-parents
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Here are my *hiccup* reasons for executing the bird: 1st and most importantly, I’m bloodthirsty, and I heard in my kindergarten fun facts time that flamingo blood is pink. Unsure if true but one way to find out. 2nd. Ok, so we have a dead village lurcher, plus a dead village mistborn, (plus an alive Lion who can be either a thug or a mistborn, and whose alignment we don’t know.) Obviously there can be multiple of any particular role, and roles can be on any side. But the preponderance of the evidence points a significant amount of shenanigans being dedicated to keeping flamingo alive not once but twice, even after large amounts of suspicion falling on him, with two of those roles on the village side already being dead. The bird says he lost a life the first time and that he was serendipitously protected the second time. It’s possible this is true and the spiked are setting all this up to make flamingo their patsy and are laughing their butts off at us as we fall for their plan. But it’s also possible that the spiked knew he was a likely target for the coinshot and wanted to keep him alive, which would suck for Flamingo but also like… seems like a stretch. 3. If we don’t kill him today we’re going to end up arguing about the same thing AGAIN tomorrow, or making the coinshot waste even more time on him, and that seems a tad silly. Nothing about what happens proves flamingo’s alignment either way. Nothing the bird has actually said or done makes me super suspicious to be honest. It is nothing personal. But to me the preponderance of suspicion points towards … suspiciousness? And my mommy told me it’s better to kill suspicious people than to wait around and be killed by suspicious people. Sorry, birdie. (Phew I had to d-drink a t-truly jaw dropping amount of a-alcohol to get the c-courage to recite this speech w-without st-stuttering if it’s ok I’m gonna go s-sleep under this trash now)
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Less math more murder. I w-will make m-myself a b-beautiful p-pink h-hat out of f-flamingo’s f-feathers and it w-will the p-prettiest h-hat in sch-school and all of the other k-kids w-will be s-so jealous
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I th-think He could also b-be a mistborn. Like an impossibly l-lucky m-mistborn. f-flamingo are y-you a m-mistborn? It’s a p-perfectly f-friendly q-question and y-you sh-should definitely ignore th-the l-large butcher kn-knife in m-my hand.
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W-waiter I would l-like to order a seared Flamingo steak, medium rare, with a side helping of p-paranoia also more alcohol
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is it t-too late to g-go b-back to v-voting for F-flamingo? *looks at the moon rising in the sky* I g-guess I’m g-gonna go hide under my b-bed
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…. c-c-can we kill l-lion AND f-flamingo?
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