Iredomi

I guess the only solution is prevention.

"Queen I don't believe we've met. But I come with an urgent plea of assistance. I am a member of the Anti-Bakery and we are at the start of a war against the Dark Alley. I can only hope they haven't gotten to you first, and that you can send help. The AB is not equipped for war we are primarily healers, so I plead for your highness to side with us and help stop Dark Alley once and for all"

To avoid any collateral damage I have chosen a combat ground here in a deserted area of the Roughs. Here we can be free to fight as we choose. I will not have innocent people's blood spilled. I will see an end to your villainous organisation DA and I didn't want to things to descend into violence but the Panda forced my hand. Thus commences the First Great battle between AB and DA.

PANDA LEAVE THIS PLACE! We will not have such violence here! Our battle ground is here.

Hemalurgy is an evil art and those who practice it are therefore evil. The Zucchini will you assist me on the battle field against the DA, our battle will take in the Roughs here.

We have the assistance of the recently founded Zucchini group so that is something. Something you should be very afraid to hear Panda.

Oh great Zucchini-born Cheese United, we at the Anti-Bakery need your assistance. I'm sure you have heard of an evil group of Hemalurgy practitioners that use their powers to infect baked goods and gain control of innocent members of the 17th Shard. I request your help in bringing the Dark Alley down, your Zucchini-born powers are formidable and here at the Anti-Bakery we have very little power to destroy.

Winter Cloud thank you for your support. Your task is to stand at the entrance to 17th Shard and hand out the healing scones. Our first task is to heal and protect. Destruction of the Dark Alley will come later. I'm sure Quiver can be of assistance. I'm an uncertain of the nature of his baked goods but I don't think anything can be worse than the DA. And we need all the help we can get.

Well the scone has a whole lot of scone in it if that's what you're afraid of with additional anti-hemalurgy gold...

Well if you are to be trusted eat the scone.

Dang pandas! Knew you weren't to be trusted!

Hmmm... just one.

No one wants scones then... well I guess I'll just have to have them all myself.

Does anyone want a scone?

I think the illustration is wonderful... I just really don't like the font or the idea that that is Kaladin on the cover... but it is all very subjective. I prefer just the stark colour with the nice embossed (is that right term?) symbol in the center. Looks wonderful. Love the in world blurbs for the american SA books too.

As long as it is against hemalurgists then you have my full support! In spirit or otherwise.

until next we meet. I will have these cookies studied.

You will be stopped! thanks for your assistance leftvash be sure to lace your dough nuts with spiritually healing gold. we have to heal the corrupted!

join with my group The Anti Bakery to help bring down these Dark Alley fiends. I have scones laced with feruchemical/allomantic gold to fix all the broken souls of those corrupted by spiked cookies.

I'm hoping you can be trusted. And for now you shall be out of necessity. But I'm hoping that your muffins have nothing to do with darker side if the metallic arts.

oh I see what you mean yeah I don't know if I agree when it comes to these specific characters but if that is how you see it then your annoyance makes sense. yeah so it's like instead of kaladin being a person who just happens to have depression it would be like if that is all that defined him you would have issue with his character too? isthat kind of a workable comparison just woke up so my brain is a bit fuzzy haha.

Hmm I don't understand the percentage of population argument especially when I firmly believe those stats are meaningless in a heteronormative society. any way positive queer representation helps increase positive perception of queer people. and that is so freaking important. captain jack is undoubtedly awesome though. oh and I'm not really asking for every show to have it but I don't think it really hurts.

Okay well... your post is harmless mostly, up to "unnecessary lesbian relationship agenda" could you please explain what you mean by this? For the most part there relationship is cool... not handled the best though... like the only time they properly kiss is when their lives are at stake.. which is awkward but yeah... I believe in the relationship at least. Servant Master dynamic evolved into a more equal partnership. Emphasis on more equal not quite but yeah. And Dr Who needs a lot more (better) queer rep in my opinion. Actually most shows do really.

The Anti-Bakery will put an end to this baking goods abuse! I swear!

Okay well I've seen a lot of terrible goings ons on this forum people affiliated with some Dark Alley offering baked delights infected with hemalurgic technology. This needs to stop. I propose that this group begins the battle against the evil Dark Alley and bring peace and tranquility back to the forums! The Anti-Bakery will be a group of equals working together to bring justice to evil panda's and bakers alike that misuse baked goods to take control of innocent forum members! Join with me, the fate of the forums rests upon our shoulders!!! Any leaders of other groups are welcome to offer assistance to stop this evil threat!