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  1. Tomato shivered. "Scary. Say, how did you run into her in the first place? Was she someone you knew, and then BAM! dramatic reveal?"
  2. Tomato finished her muffin. "So will you tell me what Ennullers look like?"
  3. "I turned all the fire to confetti. No fire allowed!"
  4. "That won't work," called Bacon. "The tree is explode-proof."
  5. The tree was growing ever quicker now. Soon it would be too large for the walls.
  6. Bacon sighed. "The pantry is three doors down, take a left, drop down the chute and then pull the book labeled "A Complete History of Bacontopia." "I can't say... I don't know anything about him, really. Perhaps I did, once... but those memories are gone." Here ya go.
  7. "Hey!" exclaimed Bacon, turning the fire into brightly colored confetti. "Get your own tree. This one is mine." "Don't worry, I'm fireproof." Bacon briefly set his hand on fire to demonstrate.
  8. "Security." "Well, I'm still working on the most recent episode, but I guess you can listen to the most recent one." He pulled a tape from his pocket and tossed it to her. Tomato eyed Shoe's muffin bag.
  9. Bacon made more ice. "Here, let's go inside the tree," he suggested. "Soon there won't be enough room in here anyways." He opened a door in the tree and stepped through.
  10. "No, but he's holed up in his castle and given instructions that he doesn't want to be bothered. He's still living - otherwise I wouldn't be - but he hasn't interacted with anyone for a long time." "How about a BLT sandwich?" Bacon offered. "The castle is made of them." "Sure, if you want, but it's in a language not comprehensible to non-Narrators." Meanwhile, Tomato sulked.
  11. The sequoia grew quickly. Soon it was pushing the boundaries of the room.
  12. "Other Narrators, of course!" "The real problem is that I don't know how to synthesize time. Secondarily, I'm not sure how to deliver it- the core of the world's existence is tied to Onyx, and he's not available at the moment." "Thank you!"
  13. Bacon made some large ice cubes to cool the room to the perfect temperature for his sequoia to grow.
  14. "It resists, but if they break through... they'll be trapped there with all the other inhabitants. I have sent several rovers in and have been unable to recover any of them." "People want to know!"
  15. Bacon shuffled awkwardly. "Just... something I do in my free time..." "The Ennuller!" Tomato insisted. "Tell me all about her. How crazy was she?" "I believe you helped build it, did you not? I invited you, at least..."
  16. "I made it," declared Bacon. "With magic. It's a sequoia!"
  17. "Oh, yes! Bacon has a podcast where he talks all about it!"
  18. Bacon was bored of the room. Nothing was happening. So he planted a tree.
  19. The inspector sat down with a sigh. "Time for anything. It no longer flows at all. As Erif said, a single moment, frozen forever." "I've been listening to your adventures! Did you really fight a crazy Ennuller? What was it like?" One for Shoe, one for Beosta.
  20. "Are you going to tell me what I'm supposed to do?" asked Bacon with exasperation.
  21. "I'm afraid not," said the inspector. "There simply isn't any time left in the world."
  22. Bacon attempted to enter the microwave, but he was too large.
  23. "And you're Beosta! Oh, this is so exciting!" She extended two legs for handshakes. "I'm your biggest fan!" "I broke the machine because I thought it was what was causing the time loop, but it was stabilizing the time loop and now everyone I know is frozen in time forever. And it's all my fault."
  24. "You're Shoe, aren't you?" said Tomato. "Oh my goodness! I can't believe it!"
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