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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Tomato shivered. "Scary. Say, how did you run into her in the first place? Was she someone you knew, and then BAM! dramatic reveal?"- 111821 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Tomato finished her muffin. "So will you tell me what Ennullers look like?"- 111821 replies
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"I turned all the fire to confetti. No fire allowed!"
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"That won't work," called Bacon. "The tree is explode-proof."
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The tree was growing ever quicker now. Soon it would be too large for the walls.
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Bacon sighed. "The pantry is three doors down, take a left, drop down the chute and then pull the book labeled "A Complete History of Bacontopia." "I can't say... I don't know anything about him, really. Perhaps I did, once... but those memories are gone." Here ya go.- 111821 replies
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"Hey!" exclaimed Bacon, turning the fire into brightly colored confetti. "Get your own tree. This one is mine." "Don't worry, I'm fireproof." Bacon briefly set his hand on fire to demonstrate.
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Security." "Well, I'm still working on the most recent episode, but I guess you can listen to the most recent one." He pulled a tape from his pocket and tossed it to her. Tomato eyed Shoe's muffin bag.- 111821 replies
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Bacon made more ice. "Here, let's go inside the tree," he suggested. "Soon there won't be enough room in here anyways." He opened a door in the tree and stepped through.
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"No, but he's holed up in his castle and given instructions that he doesn't want to be bothered. He's still living - otherwise I wouldn't be - but he hasn't interacted with anyone for a long time." "How about a BLT sandwich?" Bacon offered. "The castle is made of them." "Sure, if you want, but it's in a language not comprehensible to non-Narrators." Meanwhile, Tomato sulked.- 111821 replies
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The sequoia grew quickly. Soon it was pushing the boundaries of the room.
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Other Narrators, of course!" "The real problem is that I don't know how to synthesize time. Secondarily, I'm not sure how to deliver it- the core of the world's existence is tied to Onyx, and he's not available at the moment." "Thank you!"- 111821 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Lol I forgot to write it, fixed- 111821 replies
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Bacon made some large ice cubes to cool the room to the perfect temperature for his sequoia to grow.
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"It resists, but if they break through... they'll be trapped there with all the other inhabitants. I have sent several rovers in and have been unable to recover any of them." "People want to know!"- 111821 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Bacon shuffled awkwardly. "Just... something I do in my free time..." "The Ennuller!" Tomato insisted. "Tell me all about her. How crazy was she?" "I believe you helped build it, did you not? I invited you, at least..."- 111821 replies
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"I made it," declared Bacon. "With magic. It's a sequoia!"
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Oh, yes! Bacon has a podcast where he talks all about it!"- 111821 replies
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Bacon was bored of the room. Nothing was happening. So he planted a tree.
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The inspector sat down with a sigh. "Time for anything. It no longer flows at all. As Erif said, a single moment, frozen forever." "I've been listening to your adventures! Did you really fight a crazy Ennuller? What was it like?" One for Shoe, one for Beosta.- 111821 replies
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"Are you going to tell me what I'm supposed to do?" asked Bacon with exasperation.
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I'm afraid not," said the inspector. "There simply isn't any time left in the world."- 111821 replies
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Bacon attempted to enter the microwave, but he was too large.
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"And you're Beosta! Oh, this is so exciting!" She extended two legs for handshakes. "I'm your biggest fan!" "I broke the machine because I thought it was what was causing the time loop, but it was stabilizing the time loop and now everyone I know is frozen in time forever. And it's all my fault."- 111821 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"You're Shoe, aren't you?" said Tomato. "Oh my goodness! I can't believe it!"- 111821 replies
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