dannnex

I admire the author for doing what he did (i think Eragon was published when he was only 19, so that's epic) but I don't think the books are very good. I enjoyed them when I was a kid, but now they seem kinda....eh. They were okay, and I think they got better as he got more experienced, but at the same time I was growing older as i was reading them, so even though I think Eragon is the worst book, I probably enjoyed it the most. I don't think I finished the series entirely. I know I read the first 2, maybe the third. Aren't there like 4? 5? idek.

"What is one question you always want people to ask you?" ^ Irony sure, i don't see why not. I think you are actually the most active person with Kaladin in their name. I just wanted to pick someone who wasn't you and they had a funny name. Don't know them at all.

definitely @Kaladin's-a-hottie Cosmerian meaning cosmere character? Uhh really cant think of anyone i dislike reading brandon writes all his charcters so well ofc, in-world we gotta hate moash but we love to hate moash he's a great character Rock's soup. That one over there. Whichever is the most expensive. Emerald? 1. right now i think it's Tick Tick Boom 2. least favorite song from tick tick boom...probably Play Game, but that song's sorta a joke so idk if it counts. 3. A bishop, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says "alright gents, new policy, I need to know your blood type before I can serve you." The bishop says, "I'm type A" The priest says, "I got type AB" The rabbit looks around confused and says, "Uh, I think I'm a type O." 4. Journey before Destination (my fav part of going places with friends is honestly the drive there cause we can just talk and listen to music and stuff) 5. cop-out answer time: Chaos for making the whole shard a thing in the first place! 6. Going to disneyland with all my cousins a few years ago. But I'm about to go on a cool senior trip with a bunch of my friends and I bet that'll top it. (If anyone's gonna be in the long beach area on may 20th hmu lol) 7. the one where i lie down flat on my back and close my eyes and snore 8. yes. 9. the accidental smile you get when you look at someone you love 10. @Conjchamberlain is pretty epic 11. changes basically every 2 days but rn i think it's "The Funnyman's Smile"

....probably book 1 Kal or Teft. conveys such a perfect energy but there's no good equivalent in normal emoji form ;-; either 2000, so I could jump the gun on all the dope technology thats about to drop, make money from the stock market etc. (and then I wouldnt be stranded somewhere with no modern comforts at all) or I'd just save the jump for when I inevitably do something irreversibly stupid, go back a few days and not do that thing. Fiction trope... I really like the "magic is just really advanced technology" reveal or "this world is actually just earth millions of years in the future" those are usually pretty cool but like all tropes they can flop if written poorly

Not this one Whichever one I'm currently reading Kal is stupidly relatable tho one person and one thing... uhh, a boat captain and a boat. ....water?

Favorite number.....there's too many. I like 8, 169, 2048, 47, 64, 10000000001, 17... Finger...middle. Purple is pretty great. tons of different shades, and nearly all of them are dope.

.............. rusts. As someone who works at a pizza place, I'm open to the idea. Couldn't possibly be worse than artichokes.

About time I finally did one of these. I've wanted to make one for forever but I didn't want it to just die out super quickly so I wanted to wait until I had at least some sort of presence in the community, so that people would actually wanna ask me questions. =P my plan was to make it on my 1700th post (cause 17, like 17th shard...yeah you get it.) but i sorta missed that. >_< ASK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

friendly dannex reminder to keep this thread at least slightly on topic please I totally forgot that today was conference. Didn't realize until it was starting lol. It's been p good tho.

moash would like to say hi also i didnt even find him that bad he gets a min-redemption right there at the end when he thinks of his family

speaking of that post, i think i have another argument for it being a Stormfaker he says "not even close" when gavilar says something that is actually really close to the first ideal

omg this was amazing i completely freaked out when we got to see kelsier might've squealed correct me if i'm wrong but this is the first time we've seen him on-screen since secret history right? i love how even though its from Gavilar's perspective, those of us who know kelsier really well can still totally tell what's going on in his head. Really shows how good of an author Brandon is, he's able to make his charcters feel incredibly consistent, even from PoVs that know nothing about said character. from a cursory glance at the rest of this thread, people are saying that this might not be the actual stormfather? I think it is. it doesn't make sense from a writing perspective for it to be a different spren imo the way this reads feels like a reveal to me like "holy crap the stormfather can lie????" not "hmmmm is this actually the stormfather?" if it was "hmmm is this actually the stormfather" i think brandon would have him lie, but then have Gavilar not notice. So it'd be something for the reader to notice, and realize. Because gavilar did notice, it reads so much more like a reveal, which then wouldnt make sense if it wasnt the stormfather. i think this might be setting up some Dalinar/Stormfather conflict later in the book.

Huh. I always thought it was the gemstone drawers. ngl I like that answer better. now the in-word "stormlight archive" is just a collection of 10 unrelated books.

"Of course! Would you like to use our digital or manual process?" -------------------------------------------------------------------- *ERROR* Please enter a valid hex code. What is the desired color of your Dannnnex? -------------------------------------------------------------------- >F88379 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Processing... ... ... ... Color Loaded! How many eyes? -------------------------------------------------------------------- >_ The air is still.

"You'll see what is available as soon as you start the process. Would you like to start your Build?" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome <admin_account_887>! What would you like do do? 1. Create A Dannex 2. Access System Files 3. Enter Admin Mode 4. Log Out -------------------------------------------------------------------- >1 -------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the desired color of your Dannex? -------------------------------------------------------------------- >Pink -------------------------------------------------------------------- *ERROR* Please enter a valid hex code. What is the desired color of your Dannnnex? -------------------------------------------------------------------- >_ The figure smiles. "Of course! Would you like to start your Build? "Great!" The figure takes you past the machinery to a large pile of cardboard boxes. It rummages around in them for a while before pulling out one labelled 'StXP Inc. Color you can trust!' "Here we go. My apologies, it appears this is our only batch of physical colors at the moment. If you wish to change your mind and go back to the digital, I completely understand." It leans in conspiratorially. "I wouldn't though. The process of creating your own Dannnnex is just so fulfilling! If you want to continue with the physical process, just choose a color and we'll continue." "That is involved in the process of creating a Dannnex!" "Well, I'll be glad to help you with the process if creating your very first Dannex! Would you like to start your Build?" "That depends on you, but they should be around the same length." The smell of Rust grows stronger.

"I suppose that would be our digital process then!" The figure takes you over to one of the terminals. "You don't have an account yet, so I'll log you in on mine." The figure powers up the terminal. ___ _ _ | _ ) ___ ___| |_(_)_ _ __ _ | _ \/ _ \/ _ \ _| | ' \/ _` |_ _ _ |___/\___/\___/\__|_|_||_\__, (_|_|_) |___/ -------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ _ _ | | | | | | | | | | | | ___| | ___ ___ _ __ ___ ___ | |_ ___ | |/\| |/ _ \ |/ __/ _ \| '_ ` _ \ / _ \ | __/ _ \ \ /\ / __/ | (_| (_) | | | | | | __/ | || (_) | \/ \/ \___|_|\___\___/|_| |_| |_|\___| \__\___/ ______ _ _ _ ___ ______ _ | ___ \ (_) | | | / _ \ | _ \ | | | |_/ /_ _ _| | __| |______/ /_\ \______| | | |__ _ _ __ _____ _| | | ___ \ | | | | |/ _` |______| _ |______| | | / _` | '_ \ / _ \ \/ / | | |_/ / |_| | | | (_| | | | | | | |/ / (_| | | | | __/> <|_| \____/ \__,_|_|_|\__,_| \_| |_/ |___/ \__,_|_| |_|\___/_/\_(_) -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Log in 2. Create New Account 3. Power Off -------------------------------------------------------------------- >1 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Username? -------------------------------------------------------------------- >admin_account_887 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Password? -------------------------------------------------------------------- >****** -------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome <admin_account_887>! What would you like do do? 1. Create A Dannex 2. Access System Files 3. Enter Admin Mode 4. Log Out -------------------------------------------------------------------- >1 -------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the desired color of your Dannex? -------------------------------------------------------------------- >_ The figure steps aside. "Alright, the system will take you through the rest of the process! Good luck! "Hello there! Is this your first time visiting us?" "Hello there!" "I'm sorry, I am not Dannex, you must be looking for someone else. However, if you would like to Build-A-Dannnnex I can help with that! Don't know anything about any statues though, my apologies. "Alright, would you like to use our manual or digital method?" "I'm not sure, you'd have to ask someone from corporate, my apologies. I don't think we built this building though."

"Great! Would you like to use our manual or digital system?" Another crash echoes through the silence.

"Payment can be discussed after the creation process. Would you like to start your Build?" "No, sorry. You can create your own and match it as closely as you desire though! Would you like to start your Build?" "Color is chosen once the process has begun. Would you like to start your Build?" Something moves out of the corner of your eye.

"I'm sorry, but the different methods aren't combatable with each other. If you don't care, allow me to recommend the manual method, I like it better." The air smells of rust and ink.