dannnex

Do you ever get like, preemptive anxiety for situations that haven’t happened yet, and are unlikely to ever actually happen? Because I do. And I currently am. Here’s the situation: Meeting friends from the Shard at a signing or something. Like, what do I do? How do I greet you? Like, I know you, we’re friends, so it’s probably not super formal. But then I also haven’t actually met any of you. So handshake? High-five? Fist bump? Hug? Awkward side hug? Bridge 4 salute? Elbow touch? Star Trek Vulcan symbol of greetings into square-dance? 
 

The only solution is to never go to a signing. Actually, let’s play it safe and never go out into public again. Yeah that feels right. Okay, crisis averted, I can sleep now.