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  1. So, I haven't visited the Shard or looked at any WoBs in like 8 months, and I need to get caught up. If you see this, please help me fill in what I missed by giving me a:

    1. Must read WoB
    2. Must see Shardcast episode
    3. Must know-about Fandom-wide meme or major event
    4. Cosmere song parody idea

    A preemptive thank you to anyone who actually does this

    1. AonEne

      AonEne

      Must-see Shardcasts? Brandon Sanderson's Use of Horror and Queerness in the Cosmere, definitely. :ph34r: Aside from those, Jasnah is good, Moash is good, Beefs 2 is good... 

  2. As you can probably tell from the post below, it is my birthday.

    I'd like to thank the academy...

    1. Aspiring Writer

      Aspiring Writer

      Happy Birthday. I was going to wish you until I saw you haven't been on in a while.

    2. Personification

      Personification

      Finals etc. I still check the site often, though, and I'm trying to get back to posting enough to charitably call myself an active member.

    3. Nathrangking

      Nathrangking

      Happy birthday!

  3. Happy Koloss Head-Munching Day!

    While I didn't write anything new this year, here is a link to my some-years-old collection of songs from throughout the Cosmere to celebrate the occasion:

     

  4. I have updated my signature. This week's(??? month's??? Year's???? I don't know, I always forget to update it) parodies are my top-ish 3 Stormlight parodies. Top-ish 3 because I am conflicted about the ranking.

  5. After nearly two years neglecting both, I finally updated my About Me and signature.

  6. I am finally getting the hang of this "weekly update" thing. Unfortunately, I may miss updating next week because I might not be able to log on, but until then, enjoy.

    The theme this week (3-24-19) is Kalladin (WoK):

  7. I have finally remembered to update my signature! The theme this week (3-17-19) is Kelsier:

  8. To whom it may concern,

    A bit over a month ago, I posted that I had updated my signature (which I had intended to update weekly) for the first time in like two months. Yeaaahhh... uhhh... well, at least one month is less than two. Anyway, I have finally changed it again. Maybe next week I will actually remember.

    This week's (or maybe month's) theme is Shards:

  9. I don't know if anyone is reading this, but if they are:

    At the end of December I changed my signature and said that I would have a rotating list of song parody links on it that would change weekly. Then I forgot. Anyway, if anyone cared, sorry for the delay but I have finally updated the songs.

    This week's theme is Szeth:

  10. I just want to let anyone who might be wondering know that I have moved a chunk of my Stormlight parodies into a brand new post, added two semi-new parodies to it, and completely reconfigured my signature.

  11. I have a new parody "We Didn't Start the Highstorm", the link is in my signature.

  12. Newest Parody:

    WARNING: Oathbringer Spoilers

    "Bye, Bye, Tanavast What a Guy" (or "The Day That Honor Died") to the tune of "Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie" by Don Mclean

    Spoiler

    A long long time ago

    I can still remember how

    My honor used to make me smile

    And I knew if I had my chance

    That I could fight Herdazians

    And maybe win some glory for a while

     

    But Tien’s death it made me shiver

    To my parents I could not deliver

    The news that I’d witnessed it

    So instead I reenlisted

     

    I can't remember if I cried

    When I learned Amaram had lied

    But something touched me deep inside

    The day that Honor died

    So

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Did you write a dying note

    And why was it a random quote,

    Gavilar why did you go?

    Was desolation your true goal?

    Can Honor save my mortal soul?

    And can you teach me how to act noble?

     

    Well, my sanity’s been set adrift

    'Cause I saw her burnin' at the rift

    I’ve got nothing left to lose

    Please, Nightwatcher cure my blues

     

    I was a lonely warlord born with skill

    With some new shardplate and a drive to kill

    But then I learned to hate the Thrill

    The day that Honor died

    I started drinkin'

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Now, four eons we've been on our own

    And crem grows fat on a rolling stone

    But, that's not how it used to be

     

    When the ardents ruled for the king and queen

    And claimed the future could be seen

    In a time known later as “Heirocracy”

     

    Oh and then one king put his foot down

    The Sunmaker put on his crown

    Old knowledge was unlearned

    All prophecy deterred

     

    And while Shallan read a book on art

    Eshonai made maps in the park

    And the king’s newfound orb glowed dark

    The day that Honor died

    We were singin'

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Helter skelter in a summer swelter

    The bridgeman strung up with no shelter

    There was a Highstorm coming fast

     

    Suspended in a bead of glass

    The gem glowed at the stormwall’s pass

    On the roof of barracks that had been soulcast

     

    Now the humid air was sweet perfume

    While bridgemen sang a happy tune

    But something wasn’t right

    Oh, the gem held no Stormlight

     

    Incredibly the bridgeman healed

    His wounds were all so quickly sealeld

    Do you recall what was revealed

    The day that Honor died?

    We started singin'

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Oh, and there we were all in one place

    A generation lost in space

    With no time left to start again

     

    So come on Fleet be nimble, Fleet be quick

    Fleet ran over the shin mountains

    But, the storm still caught him in the end

     

    Oh and as I watched him through the cage

    My hands were clenched in fists of rage

    No Herald born on Braize

    Could beat Wit’s turns of phrase

     

    And as the flames climbed high into the night

    To light the sacrificial rite

    I saw Raise laughing with delight

    The day that Honor died

    He was singin'

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    If we went back I knew we’d lose

    So I asked Jezrien what to choose

    But he just smiled and turned away

     

    I went there after every war

    Where I'd sworn to Honor years before

    But the man there said our honor ends today

     

    And in the streets the children screamed

    The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed

    But not a word was spoken

    The Heralds all were broken

     

    And the three wisest men by far,

    Jezrien, Nin, and Ishar

    They left Taln to be torn apart

    The day that Honor died

    And they were singing

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

  13. New Parody:

     Zahel's Lament (To the tune of "I am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel)

    Spoiler

    A winter's day

    In the riddens of

    The Highstorm,

    I am alone,

    Gazing from my window to the streets below

    I can see the gems begin to glow.

    I am a rock,

    I am an island.

     

    I've built walls,

    A fortress deep and mighty,

    That none may penetrate.

    I have no need of friendship, friendship causes pain.

    It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.

    I am a rock,

    I am an island.

     

    Don't talk of love,

    But I've heard the words before;

    It's sleeping in my memory.

    I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.

    If I never loved I never would have cried.

    I am a rock,

    I am an island.

     

    I have my work

    And my swordplay to protect me,

    I am shielded in my armor,

    Hiding out on Roshar, safe within my womb.

    I touch no one and no one touches me.

    I am a rock,

    I am an island.

     

    And a rock feels no pain,

    And an island never cries.

     

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