Ethan_sedai

Wiscash eats a master ball in one of the episodes of the TV show and totally annoys the person trying to catch it.

*is a wiscash and eats the master ball*

I also want in. But I'll be leaving in a couple months...

Isn't that club penguin? I think? Maybe?

I wonder what would happen if I made a sentient awakened object with the command "obtain upvotes."

Shallan: I have Stormlight. Stick: I am a stick. Shallan: I have upvotes. Stick: I am fire.

... THE ESSAYS OF STICK HATH BEEN MENTIONED.

Yes, but I have found out that I usually get more upvotes that way. And also, I can much more easily analyze what memes people liked most.

I'm going to post it on Sanderson memes once someone else posts something so that I'm not double posting. (Moving the t-posing steel inquisitor to #2 in the queue) Edit: yes, I have a queue for which memes I am going to post on Sanderson memes.

I suggest that you read mistborn era 2 first, and then read Secret History. However, you can read Secret History first if you want. You can find Secret History in Arcanum Unbounded, and that should help answer most of your questions.

Have you read Mistborn Secret History?

David's Epic name: Tazerface

Hmm... I would have to say Khriss, just because I think I would get the most information from her. I think if I asked Hoid to tell me everything about the Cosmere, he would start with "I once spent the better part of a year inside of a large stomach, being digested." I mean, Hoid probably knows more, yes. But I don't think he would necessarily be helpful. I also could ask Khriss things like "Has anyone ever tried setting up a speed bubble next to a river to find out more about the deflection of objects?" "Do you know about how spren have quantum properties? Do you think you could make a quantum computer with one?" And a million other questions about everything. I think she would be more helpful than Hoid answering those questions.

*wins*

But that is of the voidbringers!

The English language is weird and hard. Once I met a person that, as a joke, claimed that English was their second language. When asked what their first language was, they said that they didn't have one, English is just that hard.

*wins* When did people start using asterisks like this in the English language? Does anyone know?

Kelsier's Secret search history: (secret history spoilers)

Teacher: you can't hear pictures. Sanderfans:

Overall comments: It's kind of hard to keep track of what's happening. I mean I still can, it just requires more effort to keep track of than I'm used to. Maybe put the things that are going on just in his head in Italics? I'm confused as to where all of these things in his head are coming from, but it seems like some things that are actually happening might be only appearing as what is happening in his head, which might make putting it in italics harder to apply... Typos: Somewhere, it says seen instead of seem, or vice versa. I forgot where exactly, but it shouldn't be too hard to find. Aside from that, I am looking forward to seeing where this goes!

Question: should I put this in Sanderson memes?

Oh, duh. Sorry.

*uses Aerosol Propelled Ozone Deplete-inator to write wins into the earth*