Ethan_sedai

Welcome to the Shard! I see this is your first post, join us in making a Last Post. Also, have a cookie.

Clearly not. But really, same.

Kaladin: “what do you know?” Hoid: “Almost everything. That almost part can be a real kick in the teeth sometimes.”

That’s how I misread that post. You’re welcome.

Cookies aren’t inherently evil. Voidcookies on the other hand...

Oh, no, it’s ta Dark Alley!

Yay! Experimenting!

This is now a chance to strongly improve my upvote-to-post ratio!

Yes, I think it means what I think it means! ...I just realized how dumb that sounded.

Wait... does that mean...?

Yeah, there were some slow parts, but the endings of so many things were amazing!

When you start working at a produce stand, and one kind of melon they have is called Crenshaw, and you keep calling it Kredik Shaw in your head.

Sure! Why not?

That sounds suspiciously like guessing the future. *summons Shardblade*

1,000? How about

No, no, no. You’re thinking about this wrong. We need to send Stormlight along journeys, not to destinations. The rest of my post is more serious, I promise. Also, I think there are already methods to transfer Stormlight from one Gemstone to another, as @Karger said. I think putting these in aluminum pipes like @Oltux72 said would probably keep it super efficient. In my mind, all we need is a way to cause a “pressure” to make Stormlight flow and aluminum pipes to direct it where we want it to go. The gem transferring method might work as a “pressure,” but there is probably a better way to get “pressure” to make the Stormlight flow.

Yeah, don’t go into the sections for books/series you haven’t read yet. Most other things should be in spoiler tags. Also, have a cookie!

Because he shows up almost everywhere. Don’t believe me, just look at his post count.

I made two different versions of this, because I wasn’t sure which one would be better. Or

*does random fortnite dance* *uses asterisks to indicate what I’m doing while also using them as a footnote*

Hrathen

Ok. Now we’re back to ok again.

Why not? However, if possible, I’d prefer to use Balefire on the gauntlet and not a narrator or character, because then everything that they did for a while back gets undone. But using it on the gauntlet would just undo everything that the gauntlet did.

Ah, ok. Next time I’ll just use Balefire to undo the Thanos snap.