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  1. Stormblessed Dolphin
    Behind the 4th wall, Narrator SD glared at 17SarcasticGhanderflaffles. He had ruined his dramatic segue.
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    At the appropriately dramatic moment, Kaladin stepped in to protect Evil (he was actually a nice guy, seriously, Evel is the bad one). He also said the appropriately dramatic thing "Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do."
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    Everyone gasps in shock. But Butt was infallible! He was the almighty Butt Venture!!
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    Nightblood simply stared. (if that's possible for a sword?) "You.." he started vibrating with anxiety. "You are Evil?" The guy in the crowd nodded. "BUTT." Nightblood shouted. "COME WIELD ME" almost against his will, Butt was dragged towards Nightblood, grabbed him, and then lunged at Evil.
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    Nightblood's eulogy brought most of the audience to tears, especially with his final words "And now he is in the Tranquilline Halls, Destroying evil."
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    And Narrator SD's Perpendicularity dissipated, and the realms began to fade apart from each other.
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    "Clearly it is my duty to have to leave" they said in unison.
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    Butt appeared suddenly. He wondered Which Dalinar was which
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    Canon Dalinar appeared and looked at him in confusion. "NO. DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR PAIN." he realized it was just an enchilada. "Oh. well okay then, I suppose that's fine.." he said
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    Then The head honcho of the Doom Rats showed up, who's name is more terrible than Odium, more Ruthless than Edgli; Darius Butts, Shard of NameGenerator. He would make Dalinar his champion. "Give me your enchiladas my son" he said to Dalinar.
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    Then they realized it was just the Butt Reality Dalinar using his powers to create Narrator SD's Perpendicularity.
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    YKYASF when you accidentally misread any slightly long word with a "K" and an "L" as Kaladin.
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    The Rhyming Spell Broken, Butt Venture stood tall atop a mountain of defeated Doom Rats
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    Bluther? Duther? Phillyjimbobguther?
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    Narrator SD realized they were trying to rhyme "uh, mother?"
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    Suddenly, narrator SD appeared from a long hiatus. obviously, his first action was to summon a couple hundred Doom Rats
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    DOOM RATS
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    Doom rats had finally repopulated enough to surge through the streets, causing a cheese shortage
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    does the timeline work out though. that's the question. If it does, then that's not a bad crackpot theory
  20. Stormblessed Dolphin
    ..How does Kenton work with the Lord Ruler exactly?
  21. Stormblessed Dolphin
    Time to pick up the pace then Somehow, The Lord Ruler was revived. and he created ashmounts
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    Off-screen, Narrator SD wondered just how long it would take to truly make this the longest thread.
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    Fortunately, several Doom Rats were in a fallout shelter. They ate some cake and talked about churros
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    Narrator SD incessantly kept bringing up the Doom Rats. A small group of which ran around nearby but unnoticed
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    One day after the SDW Storm awoke. somewhere. He bolted up into a sitting position. Where was he! War! fighting! War... He noticed the Steel walls, he was in the Canton of Combat. he vaguely remembered following.. that one girl. getting here, not much after that. He wasn't sure how long he had slept, it felt like an eternity, but he was exhausted anyway. But he was alive, Harmony but he was alive.. *** Three days later, in the TUBA base Everyone had gathered. TUBA members, refugees, a few Ghostbloods, even some of Drako's warriors. This was one of the only places left that had enough resources to support the many people from the Alleyverse, without alerting suspicion from the ordinary people, people who weren't Alleyverse aware, or even Cosmere aware. But they would rebuild. He stepped forward, all eyes turned towards him. damnation, it still surprised him that he of all people was in charge here. But, he had to put on a face. It was his duty now to be strong, because others looked to him. "Friends." Storm said. "We have all been through much in these past few days, and I will keep my words now brief. Seven days, we fought. Both together, and against each other. It was bloody, and exhausting. But a few of us had better vision..." He paused. "Rashan. he tried to unite us, he tried to make us see, and he is dead now, a great man lost. We also lost great warriors." Storm almost choked on his next words, "Ma-- Mace Klasten. one of my closest friends.. is missing in action, presumed dead." A subdued silence fell over the room, the other TUBA members especially. "From what we know, he was not defeated by any members of the Space Marines (Black Crusade? [I always get those confused, please tell me so I can edit it so its correct] ) or the DA. The most likely candidate is that of one of the many Hemalurgic abominations that overran the city. An enemy that United us, as Rashan wanted. May we honor Rashan's dying wishes, and work together to rebuild. Storm turned away from the crowd, Swing buzzed on his shoulder. "Hmmm. Truths and Lies" she said distantly. "What were the lies?" Storm asked, slightly confused. "Not lies in words, lies in feelings." Swing replied "You mean.. the act?" "Hmm. yes" Swing said It was true. all Storm really wanted to do was go curl up and be alone, hide, rest, grieve. That was his true self. But he would be strong for a little longer.. just a little longer...
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