Voidus

Hey Kobold can I borrow Redlight to freeze someone while Captain IScream and co. generate enough desert to crush said, unnamed person?

Thanks Chaos! Yeah they were mostly just silly things like finding a secret hidden somewhere on the site, attending certain IRL events or I think there was one for the online Q&A, then a couple for being helpful like contributing a lot on the Coppermind or helping with transcriptions.

Yeah but you'd have to lug a heavy massive tank around for about 5 seconds of use, considering the mobility that many allomancers possess I'm not sure they'd be that effective.

Which just shows that they needed to rest to store up Health, not necessarily because of the Hemalurgic decay.

Dougnuts were the second desert we expanded into Voidus's identical twin who is not involved in the DA, Voidthem would like to join the Hazekillers.

Just reminiscing about the old forum badges and then I was wondering, was there any reason the forum badges were removed? I kind of miss them, especially since I finally got the secret badge just before they were removed.

So to get back on topic, is it possible to kill Nighthound with icecream? And if so, can someone organize for the Empire to all take a day off to go out for ice cream so that someone can discover this fact? Edit: On a completely random sidenote no matter how many times autocorrect changes it I keep typing Organize with an 's', even though it's one of the american spellings that I completely agree makes more sense.

*groans* It was just such lazy writing.

Yay, Kobolds back to normal non-scary-burning-number form!

A flash lit the room as a piece of parchment landed before Rainspren. When you've been through an introduction to Hemalurgy you learn how to do a lot of things whilst throwing up. -This message brought to you by Voidus' patented last word having Fabrial.

Both, although the heart acts as a kind of universal bind point I believe.

Lucy was distracted from her eviscerating of flying pigs when she noticed a cloud of ice nearby, two people standing on it as a group of arrows were deflected. She almost rushed towards the two alone, intent on ending them single handedly when she remembered Emma, she directed her griffin back to the flying Edgerunner, getting her attention and gesturing towards the two Epics on top of the ice. With a nod the two of them flew off towards the cloud of ice. Lucy was tempted to just attack them straight away but one of them had shot some projectiles at the panda army, so they weren't allied with whoever was sending the animals, but neither were members of the city guard either and they were unescorted. "Identify yourselves!" She yelled as they approached earshot, eyes narrowed suspiciously. MV smiled grimly at Elsa as the ice Epic complimented her and then sent a hail of ice towards the Pandas below. MV opened her mouth, not really sure what she was going to say but trying to carry the conversation nontheless when she saw something moving fast out the corner of her eye. She almost missed it with all the flying pigs and other absurdities but there she was, the flying Epic she'd noticed earlier was approaching them, accompanied by a girl riding what looked like a flying lion. "Identify yourselves!" The girl riding the lion-thing said with a stern look. Great more members of the extermination squad no doubt, or more Slontzes who'll sit there drinking wine and make fun of me. Tempted as she was to ask the girl to identify herself. MV resisted, sure that she didn't want to annoy these people anymore. "I'm MV, this is Elsa, we both just arrived in the city but I've already been to see Reader and Autumn Glass, she's the one who let me help fight these weird panda things."

I think WoB is that bullets might not work very well Hemalurgically, possibly due to the needed accuracy of hitting bindpoints.

Voidus continued finishing his first mug, then noticed how far behind he was getting. "Alright let's do this then." Tapping his Steelmind he finished 12 mugs in rapid succession, then forgot to fill his Bendalloy mind and promptly threw up. "I'll be back when I've figured out which bindpoint steals the ability to not throw up." He said, sketching a quick Aon Tia as he held his mouth shut.

That's happened but not very often, certainly not enough for it to explain the resting patterns of Inquisitors in Vins day.

Slings are really great weapons in the right hands, also a nice method for delivering gas based weapons without the use of metal.

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Surely he would realize that we are a bunch of brave rebels, daring enough to 'Question' the rule of the dictatorial One Who Ate Nine?

Excellent, alrighty then he's in. So we have the Just Deserts so far consisting of: Captain IScream General GelAHHHHHHHHHto Sir Snickerdoodle of Screams.

Agreed, excuse me while I go and investigate my impending cause of diabetes. Can you sneak in some reference to screaming in there?

Well I definitely need a Snickerdoodles of some kind in there just for hilarity's sake.

Canonising that right away as soon as I can think of some more desert-related Epics. They're all either the underlings of or rivals of Chancellor Cheddar.

Major in the sense of the military rank? Or the sense of a great amount of? Either way I'm making an Epic of it

<Has never had S'mores. Also in keeping with the theme that should be General Jelloooooooooow!