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Voidus

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  1. OR team up with gangnam and turn the Trifecta's elbows into chicken while they're forced to do the chicken dance?
  2. Or should he confuse matters in the clinic further by turning Readers elbows into chicken before taking a seat and eating his own elbows?
  3. Because my brain isn't working well enough to do my comp sci homework I made this instead: ToomuchOxy: Primary: Can not only lick but eat his own elbow. Secondary: Can turn elbows into chicken.
  4. I should point out that it was an accident, I was eating pizza under a blanket and I thought my elbow was a piece of chicken that fell off the slice. Hmmm... now that I say it that sounds even worse than just intentionally trying to eat it doesn't it?
  5. So since Game of Thrones started up again I've been thinking something. The Southerners in GoT worship the seven while the Starks (AKA the only decent people in westeros) worship the old gods. Given that the southerners who worship the seven include some of the most hated characters in all of fiction, does this show that the Financier was actually right all along? Alternatively I may be insane since I also just tried to eat my own elbow
  6. Can The Pizz be in an adjacent room with Big Al, Voidgaze, PP, Saccharine, Edgerunner and Flashpoint so that they can all eat pizza while watching the amusement?
  7. Gangnam: Can force people to copy his dance moves. Dancinator: His dancing is so good that anyone who watches him just totally dies. The Pizz: Passively causes all pizza to be made and delivered faster, also I get free pizza. WouldYouLikeFries: Can instantly fry any form of potato, he also gives me lots of chips. ChannelSurfer: Makes tv better. Apparently I was hungry, bored and wanted to dance
  8. I just opened up my list of Epics and apparently I made about 10 new Epics last night that I have no memory of.
  9. All in favour of accepting the headcannon that Dawnslight teaches a correspondence course in philosophy through the medium of fortune cookies?
  10. I picked a bad time to take my pain meds
  11. Yeah it'd be a completely different type of matter, I don't take enough physics to be sure but I'm pretty sure it'd be some kind of electron degenerate matter.
  12. Yeah but I still believe that most Epics would have them.
  13. Other than the 'slightly' part
  14. Phew, I swear you guys are filling up pages exponentially faster when I'm asleep Depends on a few things, what's the frame of reference for his power? Because velocity is relative to the observer and so Kinetic energy is too, so if he's the frame of reference then logically he couldn't shift his own kinetic energy at all. As others pointed out the most he could do if he could absorb his own KE is change a downward fall into a diagonal fall. As Edge pointed out, weight and mass aren't exactly the same thing but unless he's planning on leaving earth they may as well be the same so I don't know how necessary including them both is. It's kind of hard because there's not exactly a physics equation for determining what happens if dirt gets supernaturally compressed, but the problem is that solid matter really doesn't compress that well no matter how hard you put pressure on it, you're talking black hole levels of pressure necessary for that, off the top of my head I'm pretty sure that would explode pretty instantly and if it didn't the pressures going to start causing fusion reactions which would make it essentially a nuke. That would work, although you'd get diminishing returns, so you'd fly up a lower amount each successive jump.
  15. Scribbler's not likely to look on it too kindly either, I'm trying to think whether she'd be more likely to call it in, follow him or just leave it for now and report it later.
  16. Just started another cluster, probably going to have relatively little sleep for a month or so if past experience is anything to go by. I don't even bother with the pain meds anymore since they do nothing but make it hard to think properly. Luckily uni holidays just started here so hopefully it won't affect my grades too much. I hate my brain sometimes.
  17. When will they realize that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way?
  18. I have pretty great recall but I still love re-reads, I'm on my 3rd copy of a couple of Wheel of Time books because the covers get so worn.
  19. I pity any store clerk who doesn't give him that discount. Then again, customer service jobs in general sucks so I feel for the ones that do too, because in customer service about half the people you meet might as well be Obliteration.
  20. I both really want to see Obliteration go shopping and simultaneously never want to see it for fear that I'd need to tear my eyes out.
  21. I'm happy to populate cities with Epics if needed too. >He said with no ulterior motive
  22. I wish my paperbacks looked half as good as that, mine have about a million creases running through them.
  23. Edward Chaddingsworth the twelfth. I want to punch my own brain for the mental image this name inspired.
  24. Lord of the Rings would have been so much better if Sauron had been called the Dark Lord Happypants. Some authors just don't have Twi's sense of awesome naming. *shakes head*
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