Nathrangking
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I tip my helmet in respect for your courage. However, I am the one before whom others bow. Bolts of lightning strike down your ants upon my command. Terra stills the earth at my word. Mars Ultor, Minerva, Diana, and Bellona slay your chasmfiends and santhids in moments. I reward your courage with golden wreath, and have the winds take you and Kaladin to a tropical island to live out your exiles.
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Pretty fireworks. Though ineffective. Clever indeed. The scorpions and bellistas shoot down the pineapples which are hardly moving at the speed light. Those which reach me I pull from the air and toss into a bowl of fruit punch. Your stormlight quickly runs out and then a dozen bolts take you out. I am Victory.
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Sadly your armies become useless as the divine julius inspires terror in them they stampede back through the perpendicularity with thousands being crushed in their haste. Many survivors are cut down by my scorpions and ballistas as they flee. Dalinar is neutralized by the power of the divine julius, bound with manacles of gods, and tossed into the depths of the underworld.
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Well do you have a ticket?
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Cant you see that there is an epic battle going on here? What is with the intrusion?
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Call forth your puny powers, with us stand two gods whose might flow through our veins. Our shields paralyze your arms. Our blades and spears shatter bone and inflict incurable pestilence upon flesh. Bolts that turn forms to dust with a touch obliterate your squad. This is the beginning of our might. As for Jasnah she is taken by Bellona and cast into eternal darkness which cannot be escaped.
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Powerful stuff. As one who is a poet I can say that this is an effective storytelling method. Well done.
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Bellona curses Kaladin and he can wield no weapon against me. I am Warblessed and my legions shall march across the face of the known world bringing peace and pacification.
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That may be however we have been blessed by the divine julius and bellona. This battle may be close, but in the end you will march in my Triumph!!
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I would put my Legio Martius against your squad once you have been pacified I win!!
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I am pontifex maximus bow before me!!
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A gem glows brightly. Only one knows my real name. I am called Topaz.
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Dalinar Steelrunner x Skybreaker. The speed combined with division plus flight makes for a lethal combination.
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If A squared plus B squared equals C squared then what do you get when you add the sixth of dusk squared plus 10 heralds squared? How likely is it for Dalinar to strike the same place twice? When does a partridge move into the pear tree? Which cosmere world is best suited for your temperament?
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"Nobody puts Dalinar in the corner"
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"This is Roshar" - Leonidas "Dont fire until you see the whites of their eyes"- Spock
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Julius Caesar was Rome's Pontifex Maximus.
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Poetry unleashed.
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Julius Caesar was Rome's Pontifex Maximus. ETU Brutae is not a thing.
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" If I were a rich man bata biddy diddy diddy diddy diddy dum." Tevye
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"Tradition. Tradition"- Tevye
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"Oh I just can't wait to be king" - Simba I am the king!!!!!
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Not so. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
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Unfortunately for you those means don't cut it. Only a very specific unconventional weapon will work. Due to the fact that I am the only one to know which one. I am still the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!