Rebecca

Oh! I was ninja’d. Unhappy

Upset

When you accidentally say “aviars” instead of “aviators”. When you read “Spock” as “Spook”. When you have to (yes, I’m being forced to) get a petticure, and you think of getting some sort of Cosmere symbols painted on. If you guys have any cool ideas, let me know.

Yeesss, it’s really now the longest thread! And thanks for the party invite, Bit! Narrator Rebecca cried tears of joy for the awesomeness of the now officially longest thread. Edit: But of course, Butt wasn’t actually dead.

Everyone was so happy! There was even triple chocolate cheesecake!

Honestly, if someone wants to start up a new one, I’d say go ahead. It’s been awhile.

Haha, really? Like, I seem like I’ve been on the Shard longer or I seem actually older? Also, @Shallan&Pattern, just so you know, we all try to avoid double posting here on the Shard. Makes the mods upset. If you want to add something, you can always edit your previous post with the little “edit” button at the bottom of your post. Happy Sharding!

When in Human Bio class you’re learning about the skeletal system, and your teacher has one of those human skeleton models. His arm fell off, but then they reattached it, and so you keep referring to him as Lopen. No one else got it.

*brings extra popcorn*

Discreet

When you accidentally read Cuba as Tuba. When you’re making an aon themed box in ceramics (I’ll post a picture of it soon as it’s done (which may be a bit)).

I don’t really ship a whole lot. I ship Christmastree and Renora, but those are really the only ones from RWBY. And RWBY is the only place I’ve ever really shipped anything. Oh, and Eve x Seth (Dragonwatch) is another one. But that’s about it. Edit: *facepalm* And Kracken of course (what I call Kendra x Bracken because I think it’s hilarious)! Warren x Vanessa is something I kind of want to see as well.

Hmm, that is true, didn’t think of that. I’d still choose Vin (because she’d be rusting amazing to fight alongside), but Lift sure is awesome. Staving awesome. Uh...............this question is too hard. *runs and hides behind nearest tree* I love all of them too much! I do love Kaladin though. And Seth (Fablehaven) is the best! Oh, and there’s Will too (Ranger’s Apprentice)! And-I’ll stop now.... Thanks! Waffles (with syrup). I mean, the stirrups sound pretty good, but waffles in general are just better than pancakes. Um, Guns ‘n’ Roses. Because they’re awesome and I can’t think of anything else right now. I prefer Fablehaven, but Beyonders is great too. I think I’m going to have to go with Galloran. Patton is, like Archer said, just good at everything. But I feel like Galloran would manage to win somehow.

Vin. She’s just so awesome! And.....yeah, I don’t really have any other reason. No. As Lirin said, “You cannot our a price on a person’s life.” I’d rather live and experience over have money. How about....in 16 years. Neither. I don’t drink anything caffeinated.

Huckleberry Out of the classes I’m taking currently: Ceramics Um, because they stand out. Helps people know to GET OUT OF THE WAY! THERE IS AN EMERGENCY! Hoover

Hey, anyone who is reading this! This is my AMA (AND 1,000 post!!!) so ask me anything you want. I’ll probably answer whatever you ask, but I won’t answer any questions I’m not comfortable with doing so. That being said, ask away, and make the questions as absolutely random as you please! Also, tagging anyone who wanted to be.

You’re reading the entire thread!?!?!?!?!? Wow. Now that is dedication. Good luck. And yes, it will probably take forever, but it’s hilarious, and I find all of the random references absolutely amazing. Edit: 999th post!

Yeah, I get it. I just find it funny that Terry is the first thing that popped into my head. Apple

Treadmill (the first one I though of was Terry, but then I realized that it’s a proper noun *sad emoji*)

They started licking SD’s feet.

I volunteer as tribute! You’re welcome everyone.

Common

Number Edit: Ninja’d Salamander

Well, why not! I’ll join.