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  1. Sunbird
    Glad to know at least one person appreciates bird jokes. Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!
  2. Sunbird
    Exactly! How could you forget that the entire reason for the DA's formation was because Umbridge refused to actually teach any defense??
  3. Sunbird
    A flock of migrating shorebirds landed in a field of marijuana to rest for a while. Before long, there was no tern left unstoned.
  4. Sunbird
    When I take a Harry Potter trivia quiz and get the question about Dumbledore's Army wrong because the quiz author thinks the DA formed during Harry's sixth year.
  5. Sunbird
    When 95% of your knowledge of Australian slang comes from interacting with Australian Sharders.
  6. Sunbird
    When you do a double take because you misread the name "Soren" as "spren."
  7. Sunbird
    If the parents were reasonable, I'd open the door and say, "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you take your shouting match somewhere else?" But based on your description of the situation, the parents sound anything but reasonable. So I'm afraid I don't have any advice that I think will actually help.
  8. Sunbird
    Then again, Trump's such an obvious fool that he might get himself impeached fairly soon after taking office. Hillary on the other hand is far more politically savvy, so if she's doing something underhanded you can bet she'll be more likely to get away with it or talk her way out of getting punished.
  9. Sunbird
    I have long been on the fence, unable to decide who would make the worst president out of Hillary or Trump, but what Trump said about refusing to concede the presidency tonight clinches it, I think: he is the worst-case scenario. Despite my highly unfavorable opinion of Hillary, I think I would rather have her in the White House than him.
  10. Sunbird
    The toilet at the police station disappeared without a trace. The cops have nothing to go on.
  11. Sunbird
    A midget psychic assaulted one of his neighbors and then went into hiding. The next day the newspaper headline read, "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE."
  12. Sunbird
    @TwiLyghtSansSparkles The new chapter is one of my favorites yet!
  13. Sunbird
    Ah, ok. Thanks for clearing that up, @Chaos. In other news, I found the perfect T-shirt for @TwiLyghtSansSparkles: pug!
  14. Sunbird
    Well I know that we regular users have been advised to report a user rather than an individual post or topic when there's somebody flooding the forums with spam, but I couldn't figure out how to report the user. And then the spam got deleted so fast it was moot point. XD
  15. Sunbird
    I was going to PM one of you admins, but while I was waffling about specifically which one of you to message since I wasn't sure whose responsibility it would be, I looked back at the General Brandon Discussion and poof! All the spam topics were already gone. So kudos to y'all for such quick cleanup.
  16. Sunbird
    Started a new roll of toilet paper yesterday. It appears to be missing the perforation that most rolls have, so the edges are ragged when it tears and it bugs my semi-OCD self.
  17. Sunbird
    @Eki A banana?
  18. Sunbird
    The sarcasm is strong with @bleeder.
  19. Sunbird
    Hmm, that variation didn't occur to me. XD I'll be interested to see what other people say if and when they chime in.
  20. Sunbird
    I'm a Full Feruchemist now. Random question: where in "feruchemist" do you all put the emphasis? Do you say it like fe-ROO-kuh-mist or fe-roo-KEM-ist?
  21. Sunbird
    Posted some new memes to the "What Happened in Portland" reaction thread. Update as of almost 1am MDT: Whoa. Sudden plague of spam topics in the General Brandon Discussion. @Chaos, did you delete those just now?
  22. Sunbird
    Finally found the time to do some more meme-ing. Nighthound is completely insane, as illustrated by Edgedancer's post near the bottom of page 3: From the top of page 4: Scorch is a bit sexist. When Nighthound is thirsty, you better hope you have some red wine or he'll be drinking your blood before you can say "Sparks"...
  23. Sunbird
    My dad, who rides a motorcycle, got a bee inside his helmet while riding once. (I mean IRL, not in a roleplay.) Thank Stormfather he's not allergic, because it stung him and he couldn't do anything about it since he had to pay attention to traffic.
  24. Sunbird
    @Aonar Faileas I think you made the right decision by quitting. If you can't rely on the supervisors and management to keep their promises or to treat you like an actual human being with a life outside of your job, then I don't think the money is worth the stress of working there. If they keep treating their employees like crem as you've described, they won't be in business for the long-term anyway because they'll drive the good workers away.
  25. Sunbird
    @bleeder Exactly. This kind of misinformation can literally cost lives.
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