The Invested Beard

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So I ended up as a Ravenclaw with a Pear wood, phoenix feather core, 12.5 inch springy wand and a white swan patronus. I am a white male version of Cho Chang. Oh and for what it's worth I ended up as a Thunderbird for my American house.

Just wait, you'll end up loving Jayne eventually. The hero of Canton!

Politicians: Lying since...well since politics was invented.

Ah, it's a sweet T.

When people pronounce the word else "elts". I'm sorry, where does the T come from?

Finished The Wise Man's Fear... I have to say I'm really torn on this one. I really liked it. I also didn't like it. How do I square these things in my head? I feel like 1/3 of the book went really far from the roots of what the story seemed to be about from the beginning. I'm not a big fan of the whole Kvothe: Sex God distraction. I have this nagging suspicion that my enjoyment of the whole series is really going to come down to the ending and how well he ties up all the disparate threads that he's continued to leave hanging. It feels like I can't know how many of the pieces of this story are really important to the overall arch and I'm worried that a lot of it is going to end up just being fluff and unimportant, know what I mean? It's like the Lost of the fantasy literature genre. Sorry, having trouble putting my thoughts into words on this one. Ah well, on to a second read through of the Shadowmarch books by Tad Williams.

King's tester? That's a weird one.

I can turn both feet around 180 degrees so they are pointing backwards. This is due to my legs being somewhat deformed. To correct the issue I would have to have both knees completely rebuilt. Needless to say, until it gets really bad I'll deal with the pain.

I can't stop laughing. I have this repeating over and over. I need help.

So I'm finally getting around to reading Name of the Wind... aaaaaaaand I can't put the thing down. I'm about two thirds through it and I'm afraid to bring it to work for fear of getting stuck reading while not on breaks.

@SunbirdMadelyn Pryor.

Yeah if you think back

So this happened.

I like to live up to expectations.

Okay so here's the face I'm currently bonded to. He's obviously not happy with me making him do this, but hey you don't choose your Beardspren, your Beardspren chooses you.

I have a weird feeling that Yesteel did end up travelling to Roshar and that's why Vasher is there during SA. I know that it's been brought up that he finds utilizing Stormlight more humane than Breath to sustain himself, but by that same logic wouldn't Yesteel also find it easier to experiment with a more abundant and easily accessible resource?

If you've never heard of Criken...watch this whole series. Warning: there is some NSFW language. However, it is one of the funniest Youtube series ever created. I present to you...

^ He understands. Also flamboyantly insane is a great descriptive term.

I look like a beard.

You smell pretty.

Man I love this show. I'm almost done with it, need to watch the last episode. As a child of the 80's, this really hits all the right notes. That opening credits sequence is one of the coolest things I've ever seen and heard, even with how simple it is. Love the Stephen King/Spielberg/Carpenter vibes. Really glad they plan on doing more.

Why am I so bloody?

I'm Shrugstagram apparently. Sounds about right.