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*applause* Okay I got one. May I?

As @Sasooner said, we might have a group of like-minded and extremely chromatological people if you are interested. No geology guild though. We are the Assassins In Technicolour Clothing. We're super fun, really.

So, like, amethyst?

Upvote for recruitment segue! That was excellently executed! You have learned well, young Assassin.

Do you mean plum? Plum is my favorite color.

Yeah, those are more Spiritweb-y alterations.

I mean, not like Time Lord-level differences, but only minor ones as far as we know. But, what about Aimians? How did they come about?

Wait, hold up: I'm on the internet?!

So, your bonkers dad, who is constantly manstruating, it seems, has prohibited you from doing what you enjoy, and thinks that only his ideas are worth considering. What does your mom have to say about that?

I have a pretty high WPM. I read most of SoS in a day on a 7 hour car ride. Anyway, I'm sorry you have to go through all that, man. You've been all over the place, with your crazy curry folks to boot. I've only ever lived in the American south; parts in Georgia, parts in North Carolina, and the past 7 years in Tennessee. But you, my friend, are a part of the best family on the interwebs. EDIT: 1000 POSTS

Hear, hear.

If it's Siri, make it call you God King. Oh, @Dankness Ascendant, if that was still the way things were I'd be pretty high up. This website is mostly how I spend my free time, when I'm not with my friends or playing music.

Fe-ROO-keh-mist and FAIR-ring is how I say it.

I love Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman. They are like the insane authory couple we all needed even though we didn't know we needed it.

Broken?

Damnation, that's a good deal! Here you go: The Emperor's Soul.pdf Emperor's Soul is Cosmere. Most everything that Brandon writes is in the Cosmere. Except Reckoners, Alcatraz, and a few short stories. But the Cosmere is his masterwork (thankfully) Anyway, enjoy the book!

"Wow, man, your Ironeyes cosplay is on point!" "Uh, thanks."

REVIVED. After re-reading BoM, I realized how lovely of a character Steris truly is. How she is loyal and loving to Wax, how perfect she is for him, and how Sanderson always lets good things happen. One of those things was a lie. Guess which one? I found the whole "safest place in a gunfight is near you" thing again, and I smiled cause it was cute. Then I was struck with a realization: what if that is her downfall? What if, in TLM, she meets her end because she was too brave and stuck by Wax in a gunfight? I fear for the worst, dear readers.

I am a firm believer in the psychological benefits of music. My friends punch pillows, I punch piano keys. And, hey, Bob Dylan writes short songs and he won a Nobel Prize.

Sheesh. And I thought I was the bleeder around here. I apologize. My bad puns just couldn't help themselves. But, in all seriousness, to stop nosebleeds. You know that weird part of your mouth in front of your gums, where there's almost like a little pocket up there? Take a little piece of toilet paper or paper towel, ball it up into a little bitty ball, and just keep it there, on whichever side is bleeding. I know it sounds crazy but trust me. I'm a guy who knows his blood.

Why is it that every time someone brings up something even remotely Harry Potter-related, we begin branching off into Harry Potter "what if"s? I'm not complaining, it's actually rather entertaining. But just wondering.

Excellent! I dabble in uke, but mine is trash. Literally, it was bought at a Wal-Mart when I was about five. It sat in my closet until the guitar-and-other-string-instrument bug bit me. Do you play often?

Hiya! I'm bleeder. I dress nice and rant about music. I also give out PDFs. Have you read Warbreaker? It's excellent. Welcome to the Shard! I promise we try to have intelligent conversations but we usually end up veering into topics such as baking, and each other's day-to-day lives. Hey, speaking of baking, if you are offered any kind of pastry or baked good, please for the love of all things do not accept. It's for your own good. Anyway, welcome! EDIT: @Tariniel, you have denied me of my only joy: giving out PDFs! Oh no! (I'm kidding. Way to beat me to the punch, though! ) I do have Emperor's Soul PDF though, @Dunite_Sphere, if you want to give it a shot.

Awe pupper.