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  1. marsoupial
    If it isn't, it should be...
  2. marsoupial
    What do you call an air-filled blood vessel that is running for President of the United States? A cap-Hillary.
  3. marsoupial
    Maybe, in an interesting twist, she is a Chromium Ferring?
  4. marsoupial
    I don't know why but this is my favorite joke thus far.
  5. marsoupial
    Emotions are weird, man.
  6. marsoupial
    OH MY GOD HE DOESN'T BARK HE JUST SQUEAKS TWI I WANT YOUR DOG PLEASE THAT'S SO STORMING CUTE AHHHHHHHHHH Ugh I need to sleep Night you guys
  7. marsoupial
    And it makes terribly hellish noises...
  8. marsoupial
    During supper tonight, bleedmom said "So, seriously, guys; where are we moving if he gets elected?" I said the UK, or Canada.
  9. marsoupial
    Dragonsteel is going to be Hoid's backstory. Also, just for future reference, try as much as possible to avoid double-posting. I'm not scolding you, I am merely taking this opportunity to tell anyone who may be listening. *looks nonchalantly toward the secret hidden cameras in the shrubbery*
  10. marsoupial
    Man, you got it rough. Wanna tell more? Maybe venting will help.
  11. marsoupial

    VACA LOG #3

    Just spent the day in Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure... it was amazing. 

    I wore, like, a button down and khakis and a vest and my knit blue/bronze tie (Ravenclaw colors, woo!) and I got an oak interactive wand, which is still amusing me. 

    I got seven compliments on my outfit (four of which from actual British people) and two on my glasses. 

    I tried frozen butterbeer, which was heaven, and chocolate frog (Godric card), and  will be going back for day two tomorrow. 

    Sorry if this is incohesive, I am still sort of out of it from today.

    Going to "Halloween nights of Horror" in a few, will be back on later.

    All my love

    bleeder

  12. marsoupial
    Hiya! I am bleeder. You will not be hit with anything. I wear a lot of vests and I rant about music and stuff. Stick with Way of Kings, it's fantastic. I promise. Welcome to the Shard. We usually try to have educated conversations about the Cosmere and stuff, but usually end up veering off into topics such as baking, and each other's day-to-day lives. Hey, speaking of baking, if you are offered food by anyone, do not eat it. This is for your own good. Anyways, welcome! Good to have you, Inspire! P.S. Rithmatist tattoos would be cute.
  13. marsoupial
    I listened to it on radio. I have no words for his idiocy. It honestly upsets me.
  14. marsoupial

    VACA LOG #2

    Okay, so a slight upgrade. I went from Commerce GA Best Western to a 4.4 star Grand Pacific resort hotel in Orlando at Universal. We got free leis at checkin and the guy with the lisp who checked us in greeted us with a cheerful "aloha!" So that was nice.

    Also, earlier today for lunch, we stopped in Senoia, GA, and ate at Nic and Norman's, a restaurant owned by The Walking Dead's Greg Nicotero and Norman Reedus. It was fantastic, I recommend it to anyone. 

    Now, dear readers, now, to sleep.  In my fancy soft Royal Pacific bed. Good night, Shard Vale. Good night.

  15. marsoupial
    What's the difference between male cow puns and female cow puns? You can milk the latter for much longer.
  16. marsoupial
    We could all escort you. Just give us a call and pay for our plane tickets and we can all be your wingmen-wingwomen-wingpersons.
  17. marsoupial
    Spot on, Dankness, as always.
  18. marsoupial

    VACA LOG #1: 

    I am currently posting from a low-rate motel in Commerce, Georgia. I feel safe with disclosing this on the internet as, 1. I trust you people and 2. there are about twenty low-rate motels in Commerce, Georgia. 

    I am exhausted from the drive. I will talk to you all tomorrow. 

    All my love, 

    bleeder.

    1. Droughtbringer

      Droughtbringer

      How many rooms are there per low-rate motel?

       

  19. marsoupial
    Wow, jeez guys. I'm only gone for a few hours and you already have a pun thread set up. I'm too tired, but I'll post some of my best ones in the morning (morning for me, in about eight hours for you guys.)
  20. marsoupial
    Shardblade. Quicker and more painless, or so I'd assume. Would you rather be a Chromium Ferring in Alloy of Law times, or a skaa Tin Misting in Final Empire times?
  21. marsoupial
    Awe!
  22. marsoupial
    *really slow applause* I could get up at 6:30 and be ready for school by 7. But no, I get up at 5:30 or 6, and eat breakfast, get dressed, then stare at my chromebook screen for an hour or so.
  23. marsoupial
    Hey guys it's 6:10 in the morning and I don't know why I'm awake
  24. marsoupial
    An ex-girlfriend of mine cut herself. She did it out of stress and lack of self-worth and confidence. Just talk to her about it, gently, without being invasive, and if you approach a tender subject, back away and change the subject. Do you know why she does it?
  25. marsoupial
    And so, the Assassin in Xanadu, jamming out to Dave Matthews Band's "The Dreaming Tree", snapped his fingers, waved his hand, and said some general magic nonsense. Suddenly, a set of Heliotrope robes popped into existence at @Dunite_Sphere's feet. "Alas," the Assassin in Xanadu said, " @Sasooner has already claimed a much too similar color. With my deepest apologies, I now pronounce you Assassin in Heliotrope. Go forth and spread the good word." *heavy applause from nonexistent crowd*
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