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Whoa, man. Whoa.

Would you two be in close contact? Like, would it be a long-distance sort of deal?

Hi there, PizzaTARDIS! I'm bleeder. I wear vests and rant about music. Era Two is pretty great. Mistborn as a whole is my favorite Cosmere series. Welcome to the Shard! You'll make new friends here, and get lots of headaches. If you ever need anything, give me a shout! Also... don't eat the cookies. Don't touch the cookies. Do not acknowledge the existence of the cookies. For your own safety. They'll Ruin your life.

Birds! Ahh! Cute birds! Not quite middle aged-woman, more like woman in her mid-to-late thirties? Ouch. Wow, man. Those are terrible things to say to someone who's unhappy in their current situation. Oh, hey, @TwiLyghtSansSparkles: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bibibarud/must-love-pugs?utm_term=.vda49d44Q#.ip6PdYPPb

I think I'ma like this new user. Memes are something we can all relate to. Internet-stranger-friends are the best kind of friends! Woo!

Po' Boy can be the fifth!

Just got home from a bible study where we talked about one of the most fragile subjects in Christendom: homosexuality. And I didn't get impaled or burned-at-the-stake! Really, though, this bible study has restored my faith in Christianity. After weeks of seeing the hatred around the world, it was nice to be able to know that people are accepting and cool about that sort of thing. Jon, our youth leader, brought up the topic as the subject for tonight and said some really insightful things about it, so I swallowed my fear and doubt and told everyone about how I like guys and girls, and it's not a big deal, but that I've had struggles myself with that, and even though there were only about six other people there, I still felt like it was a big step for me. Then after, some of the guys came up and told me that it was a "ballsy thing to do" and that they were proud of me. I feel quite happy with myself. However, this one completely insufferable and asinine human being girl that I've known for a while did start to (completely non-emotionally) pat me on the shoulder because I was getting choked up. Some context: she has said terrible things about gay people and things that were just plain rude and hateful. So that was not as fun, but as my mother says: "That's her view of things. You just go on with yours." Or something like that. Something insightful and motherly. But yeah, it was a good evening.

Need me a freak like that.

Oh. My. Goodness.

Three votes; motion passed. Congratulations, Kobold. You're officially a verb now.

Just completed a mini essay about Shakespeare's "Sonnet 116," (due tomorrow, might I add) in which I went extremely in depth, read wa-a-a-a-ay too deep into iambs, and used far too much personification, in under an hour, only to find that my printer is broken.

I propose a motion making "Kobold" an official verb. To Kobold - to veer off egregiously in conversation to the point at which the original conversation topic is no longer salvageable; often in a metaphoric sense; esp. unintentionally

I'd say nerd.

I might still be a person. There's hope for me yet.

This was good fun, guys! Way to go, everyone! Woo!

*really slow applause*

Now I'm an, uh, inanimate object. An inanimate object that turns inanimate objects into other inanimate objects. Not sure how that's an upgrade from a Forger, but I'll just go with it.

Just some weird abstract art (like my last one, and the one before it). I found it on Google. Thanks What is yours?

Five works. I'm saying BLT, PB&J (He's in charge), Turkey and Swiss. That leaves two open.

Oh, I see. That's interesting. Words are cool.

Twi, I'm reporting you for illicit pug references.

Penguins.

Xaklys, I have a PDF of Wabreaker if you want to read it. Just let me know

Your school sounds... interesting, man. Tel Aviv does sound like the best fantasy city name ever.