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Uh, church retreat?

Relatable, Honor Spren. Relatable. Woo! Solid life advice from both. Okay, uh, what'd I miss?

Here's what you do; you take every opportunity to go refill your beverage so that there is a chance that, when you return, someone of the attractive sex has occupied your reading spot, and you may act accordingly. Or is that just me, because I am, quite literally, Elend Venture? Or, "Ising for the you of the being with you free for a date on Saturday?"

Can't relate. Can't relate. Can relate, and do.

...yes. That's awesome, Kest! Follow your bird-inspired dreams. Ack! The cute is unreal!

The antihero is apt, but not entirely true. He definitely has the world's best interests at heart, but only because they align with his (admittedly ambiguous) goals. This is true.

This is true; as a Bi!guy, we are kind of underrepresented.

That's, uh... malicious.

Isn't the Shadesmar map just of Roshar's Cognitive Realm, not the Cosmere's overall?

Bi erasure really makes me upset. That, and how many bi and lesbian female characters have been killed off on popular TV shows within the last year or so. Like, for example, The Walking Dead. died last season and I'm still upset about that. Here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuryYourGays

Oh hell. Bird, that was wretched. Not even my newly-acquired rank of Full Shardbearer can protect me from these waffles.

Well, does she seem like someone who, ah, keeps their options open, gender-wise? Just take your time and pace yourself. Go at whatever "speed" will work, and something is bound to happen. Besides, who wouldn't want to date this fantastic? pug-loving canon-stretching librarian?

Not yet; it just came out today in America.

Hi, newbie, I'm bleeder! All dad jokes aside, it's very nice to meet you. Welcome to our Shard! You'll make new friends and learn a lot. Oh, and... don't eat the cookies. If you need anything, give me a shout!

Are you kidding? We've always got your back.

Ooooooooh. Yo. No, no. You could put it well. Like, "Your name is very unique; I like it." The three posts above this line of text are very true, and valid advice. All I can offer is that you need to be you, because you are terrific.

IS TWI TALKING TO SOMEONE? IS THERE A CERTAIN YOUNG LADY THAT HAS CAUGHT YOUR TWEYE?

Hi, Writing! I'm bleeder. It's nice to meet you! Welcome to our Shard. We are weird; brace yourself. Also, don't eat the cookies; they'll Ruin your life. If you ever need anything, feel free to let me know!

As I will legally be able to vote in 2020, I would totally vote for Pallonian's fiancee.

As you may know, there is an ever-evolving list of newly-created words that we devise on this website. So I figured I'd make a compendium of our words and terms. Feel free to point out new ones or ones I have left out and I will add them in. They have to have been collectively decided as a Shard-term; you can't just make 'em up and expect me to accept them. There also has to be a reasonable level of propriety, as this is an all-ages forum. But, hey. Have fun with it. (SLIGHTLY)(POSSIBLY)(NOT REALLY) OFFICIAL SHARD DICTIONARY Kobold - (v.) to veer off into increasingly irrelevant and flowery terms regarding something seemingly simple (esp. metaphorically) glut - (n.) the collective term for a group of epics brain weasels - (n.) bad, intrusive, self-doubty thoughts that may or may not take the forms of tiny green weasels that invade your happiness WoB - Word Of Brandon. Official statement from Brandon about his books, whether from a signing, online Q&A, blog post, email newsletter, etc. Sanderfan - fan of Brandon Sanderson. DA - Dark Alley. Home of hemalurgists who offer newbies suspiciously metallic cookies. RAFO - Read And Find Out. What Brandon says when he doesn't want to answer a fan's question, usually for spoiler reasons. Sharder - member of the 17th Shard website Lifeless - (n.) one who has not yet been exposed to the wonderful works of Mr Sanderson cookie - (n.) a harmful baked good which contains metal spikes instead of chocolate chips badchull - (adj.) formidable, excellent. Used as a replacement word for badass Incredimazable - (adj.) something so fantastic it cannot be described with existing or sensible adjectives. Origin: Funtimes ("This Pop Rocks fudge is incredimazable! And also hurting my tongue but do I look like I care.")

Hey, happy 10,000th post!

Oh, sweet! This an awesome list of info; thanks, Pallionian. Have fun in London. Don't get lost.