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you could say he was in skin deep

what state was Brandon born in? the Perfect State what do you call a sharder that wont stop spamming? a sharder that wont stop spamming hoid and the docter get together for a wit match, after a while of it, hoid picks up a rock and hits himself in the head with it repeatedly. the Doctor asks: what was that for? Hoid replies: I Needed a reference from which to judge your company, I judged it being about four knocks. *runs away giggling* edit: Who got this? haha see what I did there, WHO got this?

mwahahahahaha!!! cosmere theorists be like: but seriously

atheism.

I think it would be hilarious to try. edit: beware the stick!

http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/49160-soulbearer-ferrings-spoilers-everywhere/#entry356955

Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done!

when you see a guy with a handful of coins and your first reaction is to yell "COINSHOT!" and duck for cover... I'm not making this up. this actually happened.

aha! the faster he goes the denser he becomes. cough* I did not mean for that double meaning

could someone collect my body? this thread has killed me. why is the font size so small?

ain't ain't a word and you ain't supposed to say it, say ain't five time and you ain't goin' ta' heaven. because Harmony will kick you out. anyways, what would you suggest for me to make it more original?

Exactly! the type of invicibility that's invincible! its page sixteen people. make a wish.

holy flip, you people seem to have dibs on everything! Its good to know I'm not the only one who thinks like this. he's indestructible. wears a hat that somehow stays on his head when flying...

Lopen just lost his other arm. knock knock, who's there? not Lopen... what do you get when you cross earth with epics? not cosmere... knock knock whos there? still not lopen

did you just... okay. whatev. edit:

when you read a book, just because Brandon Sanderson complimented it #thenameofthewind

in almost every single book, an attempt is made to overthrow the government.

noooooooooo....

okay. confession of a bookaholic. I first read Elantris when I was thirteen and loved every second of it. I must of reread it... a lot of times. but then the wear and tear of receiving a handmedown book kicked in and all the pages fell out so my parents threw it away(G rated version in case children are reading). two years later I had completely forgotten who had written that book but I still loved the memory of Elantris. then one day, on my kindle, I instinctively bought The Way of Kings in a seemingly against-my-will fashion (later I would learn that his books simply did that to new readers) and read it in a day-and-a-half. I. Loved. Every. Second. I started buying his books in bulk, infinity blade, legion, and Steelheart. and then I realized... this was the guy WHO WROTE ELANTRIS!!!! What the flip? so what are your Sanderson face palm moments? Or the seemingly coincidental happenstance situations that prove that heaven is real? When did you become Cosmere aware? and most importantly... how long did it take you to read TWoK?

my talent would be to enter into a time warp every time I pick up a book. then setting down the book and realizing it's 4:30 am and I have school the next day.

well then, how 'bout Crashpoint