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its probably not that he doesn't feel pain, its just that pain is now meaningless to him. he's been injured so many times that he has the mindset where pain doesn't bother him. either that or he heals so quickly that he doesn't have time to feel pain.

he's kinda going: "really? I don't believe that for a second." in a somewhat sarcastic way.

I have never considered doing either. (I am now though) a dragon, once trapped in my closet, was similar to a pug on spin cycle.

one pug to rule them all...

I was doing some last minute homework avoidance.

welcome! you should join the cause! Would you like to slay some evil today?

ive noticed a lot less upvoting actually. people are either hitting the quota or being more frugal with them hitting the quota is like

glad im not the only crazy here

that moment when you're on at 12:00 AM and no one else is posting things.

a goat would eat both. my life is like What happened in Portland

like how I can never seem to figure out how to stop filling chromium?

"im from that one place... the big one... the only big one..."

after they're used once, they lose most of their value. hats are like llamas

hahaha!! What I think is that Brandon Sanderson is using that book as a sort of fourth wall breaker, dropping in easter eggs every once in a while. I need to go through all his books and see if there are any more potential "easter eggs".

Oh, don't even...

at first it looks nice, but then all you want to to do is Knock it down a single man is like a pile of chull.

lopen. lopen will die. lopen will die, and we will all cry. lopen will die and we will all cry and he's just that extremely lovable character that DIES. lopen will die and we will all cry and he's just that extremely lovable character that DIES because that is just how much we like lopen we like him so much that there will probably be an entire thread devoted to his funeral...

often times when a shards presence affects the world ive noticed that they tend to use the name of that intent more often. I.E. Ive only ever noticed them saying odium, and saying honor a lot, on Roshar. rust and Ruin, in scadrial. etc.

((fair enough. Stormgate, are you okay with what I wrote? besides the stuff I showed you earlier. you and I need to collaborate publicly from now on))

Mark shook his head as the people from the Dark Alley ran back into their, well, Dark Alley. apparently the sight of a huge sword threw some people off. Mark looked down to see the man who was staring at him. he held out his hand. "What was that about?" the man took it a bit hesitantly, and Mark pulled him to his feet. the man bent down and picked a pair of spectacles from off the ground. "well," he began, "I'm part of an organization called the light, a split off from the DA seeking to inform future members and people going down dark alleys of what is going on," he paused "And you are?" "Mark" He replied "and since you know about it, what is a flipping cookie, anyway?"

Mark wandered the city. Which was bad because he had no idea what was going on. It was as big on the inside as it was on the outside, but the thing he had missed earlier was all the freakin’ Dark Alleys. He had so many question, and if it weren’t for Furystorm he might have an answer or two. What was a Cookie and why in the world would they grin like that as they offered one? Furystorm wouldn’t say squat about it. Instead asking if what they were doing was wrong. Then asking if he could kill them. “Would you stop!?” Mark demanded as he backed away from the nice Dark Alley people. “not everything is wrong!” Mark drew a few looks from the passing crowd. The whole darn city was clogged with people, it seemed. Hey! I only ask because I have no idea what’s going on here! Well that was understandable. If you say yes to one of the cookie people, then you might get some answers! “Heck no. The looks on their faces were way too creepy.” Mark sniffed the smell of bakery sent, smelled like cake. “Besides, for all I know cookie is code word for ‘thing we will use to stab you with, rip out your soul and bestow it upon someone else!’” That’s sounds unfortunate… “Or it’s a cookie given, free of charge, by shady understreet vendors” Mark sighed “I would love something that I could trust to eat. I am officially out of stuff that is useful in that regard.” Well maybe if you weren’t putting it in your mouth, you’d have a full backpack. “What?” Mark would have assumed he was joking, but the sword never joked about anything. Ever. It was annoying. You put the stuff in your mouth, yet if it is so valuable to you why do you waste it? “I don’t waste it. That’s what food is for,” Then why are you complaining? You used it for what it was meant for and I’m assuming it did the job. Do I have to kill you? “No, none of that.” Mark thought for a moment “I need food like you use that… investiture? Yeah that stuff. I use it, it gives me energy and so forth.” So, food gives you investiture? “No, that would be Awesome, though.” There was a scream and Mark turned to see a person carrying some strange contraption with a flashlight attached to it, run out of the alleyway to his right. At full speed he tripped over dandelion and face planted into the ground. Mark approached him just as some of the others, from the same alleyway, did the same. This will be interesting…

try to use shard slang instead. instead of **** yourself say something along the lines of (HIT IT FURYSTORM!) SHUT UP YOU DENSE PILE OF MOLDED CHULLDUNG! and in stead of using the lords name in vain (Im obviously christian) use your least favorite shard intent... furystorm? Oh so now its okay to insult people? we're not insulting each other, just showing better alternatives. well in that case, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP, RUST AND RUIN, YOU'RE A MORON!!! exactly. now stop insulting me you inanimate object.

you get nightblood! insert my keyboard.

I would give an upvote, but quota has been reached