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Enterprising... thing?

would you like one of the legendary blades of the Knightbloods? would you like to slay some evil today???

Everyone: your mother has no taste in books. No one: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE FINALLY ADULT?!? ... ... at least you have your priorities straight.

my mother recently told me that, as an adult, I need to read better books. so she gave me a bunch of self help books. I see the evil in your words, mother. oh, and I am officially adult. I have the dry ice to prove it.

(A mini collab by Warriormark/WarriorExMachina and Blackhoof) Ragnarok released the dead Epic into the water, where he sunk down and disappeared into the depths. then he looked up at the ice Epic. “If only it were that simple…” Ragnarok hesitated, “I’m sorry, I don’t think I caught your name.” “I am called Winterspell.” “They call me Ragnarok,” he said. He hadn’t chosen the name himself, an old historian had after hearing of his powers. He caused minor flooding wherever after he used his power, which had reminded the poor man of the Old Norse legend. Ragnarok, the end of the gods. He liked it. “I have a question though,” Ragnarok asked. “I have heard that there was a friend of mine here in Astoria. An Epic with the name of Antimatter? He travels with a lesser Epic with reincarnation abilities. Have you heard of them?” Ragnarok? The Norse apocalypse? What a melodramatic young Epic this is. Winterspell smirked and thought for a moment. "No, I am afraid I have not heard of any such Epic. If they are a recent arrival though I am not likely to have, regardless. I prefer to keep to myself, mostly. If you head into town, Deathgale will be able to help you. He deals with all the newcomers, as the current administrator. But don't tell him I sent you- I don't want anyone bothering me if you kill someone or break something." He smiled. "If you ever reconsider my offer, please don't hesitate to stop by." Ragnarok nodded. "I will be off then," he rose higher into the air and sped off towards the city.

or a pug. we're big on those in the shard.

oh no, but you may lose your soul to Ruin... or Harmony, time is kinda strange in the alley, or so Ive heard. So you might be servant to both in different time periods.

I think what jasonioan means is what if Megan went through so many universes that she eventually ended up in the Cosmere. It is very plausible that that could happen. You see, Megan's ability is to reach into different universes and pull something out, right? and what is Cosmere? A different universe. BAMCAKE!

No, evidently they get it from sentient cardboard these days. the Dark Alley has quite a bit of fun with them.

try amazon or barnes and noble

if this thread were a banana it would probably be a banana.

do not accept the cookies. they are spiced with hemalurgy. take a sentient sword instead! have you read warbreaker?

the slides in the backyard. Would you help me carry all my problems to it?

HAHA!! just got The last word on destiny with the three of coins. three of coins was a stupid purchase at first but in the end I had The Last Word.

should I change my name back? I like the concept of this one, but... edit: hey... hey... WHAT IS THIS AWESOMENESS? APOCOLYPSE GUARD? HOLY FLIP, THATS AWESOME!!!

Revenge? how sweet is that taste?

*Deus ex Machina's myself* BRING IT ON!!

fair enough. I see your point then and concede this bout. *bows ceremoniously and proceeds to do this:* (but only once, as repeating it would be weird )

I cant remember her name right now,

guilty as charged. but you have to admit, David has very unceremoniously Offed more than one minor epic

yes, but he is still OP. and it is well proven that there are some epics that are easy to kill, as long as you get the drop on them and aren't a complete slontze. so it is fairly plausible to have a epic kill count of 30 minor epics. but high epics? yes. I say keep em under five (you forgot mitosis in your list, twi)

yes, yes we do... How difficult would it be to make sharders be able to choose their own swear filter? like, in the settings, you can go and change your swear filter from 17th shard to Scadrial era 2 or reckonerverse mobile

one word! "David." *drops the mike*