Darkness Ascendant

"Mhm I heard he had been on thin ice".

*HEIL* *inserts a bourbon*

Welcome to the shard Zennix Have a cookie and an upvote. Enjoy your stay

Oh yeah I got 100% in my art assignment. Everyone else did boxes XD And also I was bored and did these in class Drawing makes me happy \ Maths Photography English *sigh everything uploads upside down, even when I deliberately upload it upside down in the hope it uploads right side up -. - Sorry for any inconvenience:P

Boop my nose. I dare you. Ah yes, i see how the dropbear could be confused. I reccomend she put some forks in her hair, and eat lots of vegemite,

they are absolutely vicious little buggers

You live in WA I presume, I hear there are some mammoths in the rural areas. How long had your friend been in australia?

*you get, TSUNAAAMI* *inserts floaters*

For one thing, the ? needed to be inside the speech marks for it to be a question, unless he was questioning the statement itself . The other thing is. *cough cough. Well. High Imperial is basically turning everything into a giant horrible gerund. gerund ˈdʒɛrʌnd/ noun GRAMMAR a verb form which functions as a noun, in Latin ending in -ndum (declinable), in English ending in -ing (e.g. asking in do you mind my asking you? ). So Been is not a verb. Been is the past participle of Be. Be is a verb, Being is a noun. Also, why the 'a's? Actually, don't bother answering, probably due the the fact that your character just speaks like that. Also, make it more confusing. Instead of "you" refer to me as something ridiculous (:P) I would have done, "Ising the running of being late you?" (actually not sure where the you would go hrmm) "Notting the understanding this speaking," Phantom replied

when you ask if anyone wants some cognitive pancakes And some people say yes

Would that have been the mammoth or the common @A Budgie?

Obviously Martin was a depressed young man who was so sad that he had to host his own birthday party, that no-one had even remembered his birthday until he invited them that he committed suicide. -------------------------------- Honestly, I think it was Jake Chou “He’s just grabbing something, I think. He’d better get here soon, though, it is his party after all.”“Wouldn’t have thought he would have had it in him,” said a man standing nearby.“Eh?”Swara recognised the man as Jake Chou, uncle Martin’s secretary. Suspicious wording. "Wouldn't have thought he would have it in him", well he has a bullet in him, which is clearly stopping him from attending his own birthday, now his deathday. Not to mention Jake is his secretary. 'nuff said.

dude, what are you doing with an empty laptop? *you get a full laptop* *inserts a glass half full....or is it half empty???*

Aye @A Budgie << Our mozzies are the worst Not to mention the flies here are absolutely vicious. And the snakes, spiders, dropbears, quokkas *shudders QUOKKAS.

It's over

Four wheel drive.

Preparing for final form.

Darkness smiled and accepted the snowcones graciously There is no way I'm turning down something like this, even to pretend I'm humble. "Many thanks, my lady" Then he promptly ran to a dark room. Mine

(I don’t remember running out of the alley:P) ----------------------------------- Phantom scowled as the man attempted to aide him. Just as he was about to put the man in his place, another idiot ran out of the alley and bumped into both of them, he then attempted to help Phantom as well! He shrugged off the first man’s arms and glared at the second man until he would back off., “Ising the not needing your help”. The man looked at him strangely, Phantom rolled his eyes and muttered, “I need not your help, friends”. The man shrugged and turned around to meet the newcomer. "I've been out of touch lately, I'm wondering if you can tell me a bit about what's been going on recently?" The second man asked. Phantom looked at him strangely, surely he must have heard about the fiasco. He isn’t another Assimilation is he?? No, surely not. If he were an assimilation, he would have already known the entire history of this Instance. The first man pulled out a letter, "Er, recently? Well, this morning I got a letter”. Phantom started at this information, feeling his coat pocket for his letter. Identical…what are the chances o-The second man pulled out his own letter- of stumbling into others with the same letter… “Indeed, it seems as if we have been invited to the same gathering”. ---------------------- @Hemalurgic_Headshot @Yitzi2

sad life

The War in Zagreb started over a pack of cigarrettes, and then the murders began

I'm surprised u didn't get it Headshot XD Jump Drive.

Results don't come in until a long while. She was saying the test went well

"Squelch" *you get an aforementioned snail* *inserts bow-tie*

https://memegenerator.net/Pure-Resignation I made a meme character. From @Burnt Spaghetti's prompting heh. From this image.