Darkness Ascendant

Hoooolyyy crem @Lindel That redifines trippiness... damnation you should really watch Rick and Morty, there is an episode on pocket universes in pocket universes in pocket universes ha XD So, can two people share the same Anomaly? As in, two people fall into one and form the universe based on both their thoughts, each mind perhaps fighting over the Anomaly?

*hugs anyway*

not if its an animated episode done like this crappy new iteration that just makes me cringe WHAT IS THIS CREM? And there are massive storm pillars which create cold an hot fronts, that push out and create storms and things. And the shardworld itself is a literal flat planet due to some Shardic things idk and in the final book the protagonist will realise that their entire world is an arena, where spectators would come from all around the cosmere to witness the carnage and battle.

All i care about it the owning your student thing

Sounds like a tough day

*pulls out clipboard and stares intently Let's see if there are any blushspren around here.

AW SWEEET QUIIVER JOOIN Also...I think I might do some drawing for this as well...I really need reasons to draw, can't motivate myself to do anything these days.

Eeeeyup Here I am Name: Defecate Mac Type: Earth Pony Cutiemark: A rotten apple core with a worm coiled around it CR: Speaks in a Missouri Ozarks-like accent and has a passionate hate for apples. When he does speak he is quite articulate, and after a series of events in his life has finally understood that sometimes its better to talk less and listen more.

Well now...I know I said... storm me I AM SIGNING UP FOR THIS Rest to come soon when I have time.

....I used to live there niiice. Wish we bumped into each other while I was there ha

@Kaymyth always storming amazes me whenever I read all the awesome stuff you do

walking is nice, glad to hear it

Oh hai o7 Welcome to the shard, I'm another Sydney sharder! Yeah, I'm hoping to go as well, but like, parents and things @Delightfully Smoak *shrugs Probably won't be allowed ha *grumbles But if I do, I'll probs be cosplaying as either Kaladin or as some obscure comic book character ahahaa, I've been trying to keep planning to a minimum to avoid disappointment, but I guess I might as well compile my questions and things for Brandon... If it is confirmed I'm going I'll let you know, might meet or something *shugs. Btw recording isn't allowed Comby, so if you do record, do so discreetly ha I'll make a google doc for the questions and throw them in the signing thread, which can be found here

I am very frustrated right now. Today we had the athletics carnival, I... came 3rd in everything >> Really frustrating, because I don't usually try at these things and I've gotten as far as regional (school,zone, regional, state, national) And of course...when I start taking it seriously god does everything in his power to keep me from moving up...(TOP TWO GO TO ZONE >> >> >> MISSED IT BY ONE >>) Urhrhhghg, I only do Track events, not Field events (because those require me being bothered XD). I tried 100 m hurdles for the first time, had no idea what i was doing, but went pretty well since I came...third 100m sprint I started off on the wrong foot literally, usually I'd be neck and neck with the two people in front of me, but because of that I was a few fingers behind hmph. 200m the people in the year (school year) above us who were in our age-group (16s) decided to jump in as well, I did the race well...but ended up third 400m glided through the entire thing, third 800m glided through, third 1500m died and came third. And after I did the 800m I fell sick... So since then I've had a runny nose, been sneezing and coughing violently and generally been feeling congested...nose has been drained so dry it burns when I breathe bleh Not in bad day because it wasn't a bad day tbh, yeah I could have done better but I don't get bogged down in failures like that...because I have bigger problems XD

*hugs tightly* Do something to relax, what do you enjoy doing? *gentle hug* That all sucks so so so so so much While I disagree with a couple things @Erunion has said (just my natural pessimism don't mind me), I agree with everything else. We love you and care about you, thinking about this wonderful place really helped me to some bad times, is still helping me. Look, breathe, your parents are going through rust and it won't do any good to worry about it yourself, distract yourself with writing (From the little of your writing I have read-just that philosophy thing tbh- it is very good ), reading, something which you enjoy, everything will turn out for the better in the end. I can't really say anything about the ADD, I am quite fidgety/flitty myself, perhaps get one of those fidget cubes to help you concentrate? You're friends are chulls...don't listen to them, listen to us. As for your body, perhaps what Erunion says will work but remember to take it easy and stretch beforehand. And for the metal part, more info? will it ever get removed? If you need someone to talk to, I'm here, seriously.

@A Budgie Yeah I'm def on those pills as well heh... *hugs* I know how that feels, save for the bit where they actually care about me hahahaaaa hahaha aha ah aha ha ahah aha kill me now haahaha ah aha ha ha ahah aha ha ah ah aha ah ah ah aha ha ah a aha ha ha ah aha aa ha aa a ha Cept today was worse, I was completely out of everything today. damnation I'm an angsty little teen aren't I

*breaths out smoke This town aint big enough for the two of us

*bends over and lights joint *breaths into camera Dra dra draaaaa- the beat drops like old people with polio Imma dish out these raps like jesus just so you know Now don't call me some pretender cause I aint cause these fender benders without no render to strike asunder storm storm storm storm storm storm storm storm drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs I really like pies, sue me if I am telling any lies giant chickens gonna die, giant chickens gonna die Rappedy rap rap rap, I got better rhymes than lamar Kiss me like token, I'll blow eminem away quite far at least I aint dead like tupac, crap like Ice T cheap like 50 cent, I'm the real slim shady Something something about objectifying women I am the light of guernica, the holy grail D R K N S , No I won't fail fail to break the cycles, fail to break it to you A S C N D N T, break it to you, break it to me Break it to all, because as far as I can see We're all caught up in webs, problems and lies Sometimes we just want to cut all ties *can't be bothered anymore

Darkness looked in surprise at the occupants of the room, they all seemed to be regarding the parcel with strange, fearful eyes. Well, someone's got to hit this off.. "..how bad could it be?" He reached for the parcel with trepidation, banishing any worries brought on by the frantic shaking of the partygoer's heads. He raised it to his ear and gave it a little shake, nothing, no sound. "You sure there is something in this @Delightfully Smoak?" "Oh just some useless presents and a somewhat decent prize in the middle" "....riiggght," Darkness looked around at the other people in the room, "What's up with all of you guys?" "You...you don't know what's in there...the unknown...it scares us," came @bleeder's reply. Darkness rolled his eyes, "Pft, unknown, known, whatever, what difference does it make? Once something is known, you still can't really do anything about it most of the time". "Please...you don't know...the things we know. We know this unknown, don’t do it Darkness, we’ve seen this before, nothing good will come out of it," @Sunbird's voice quavered. "Oh hush now, let him open the parcel," @Delightfully Smoak smiled strangely. "I think I will," Darkness said, "Just to piss you all off" And so Darkness ripped off the first layer of the parcel. And lo and behold. Nothing happened Oh well, strictly speaking something happened, but a portal of chaos is technically nothing. (I really need to rush this now, so I'll edit it with more detail later, don't have much tiiiiime >>) ------------------------ They found themselves in a strange warped dimension. Slowly, a realm formed around them, one absolutely desolate of anything, save for the small group of partygoers, Pwwzzzuuu , @Mestiv weakly blew his party horn. "Where are we?" "...It's happening again," @twilyghtsanssparkle whispered. @Delightfully Smoak laughed. "Indeed it is" ------------------------ So just take the parcel whoever, when you open it, go crazy XD I don't want to explain this, and instead am quite intrigued at how you all will respond. Happy Birthday Delightful We love you.

I can relate to the head pain (although mine does seem to be on a lesser degree >>) *lots and lots of concerned hugs* If you need to rant/talk about it, I'm here my man.

@TwiLyghtSansSparkles *rubs eyes When will you cease to amaze us? *fingers derringers

>> as did I

Ah good. You didn't make a cake Well here it is. No pandas were harmed in the making of this I swear Now I'll just go spike those drinks And how about a few rounds of *winces at the rendering