Darkness Ascendant

Fe- ro- Kem- Ist Fer-Ring.

Nah really?

you mean K* Anyway, perhaps you could find out why? I emphasise as finding the root problem will be a solution unto itself. For example, as Bleeder said, If she's doing it out of lack of self-worth and confidence, then perhaps you can instill that self-worth and confidence. Show her why life needs to be cherished. (Unless your me, then life is a constant annoyance). How old is she btw? If she's in her teens, then this is kinda understandable. I know a few people who cut. Wait, nvm, their genuinely crazy. And "emo".

Np

It is in teal, it was just bold. I made it normal just to help.

You are cursed to forever walk the earth, unseen by everyone besides your enemies.

Bard,*grumbles*

Flailing fools! Araris

The Dark Alley. And besides, he only claims to be the True Survivor, for all we know he's a kandra!

Fools, you missed your chances to give riddles! I am teary eyed but never cry Silver tongued but never lie Double winged, but never fly Air cooled but never dry

Vans psssht, that's sooo old man. I have free wifi noawaday, my home's just around the corner. want the wifi password? Also, here have some candy! *reaches over cyberspace and deposits candy*

That is sooo true, dad does that all the time. And he does other stupid stuff too. He complains that all I do is eat when I'm making him storming breakfast! And yesterday, he yelled at me for "slamming" the fridge door, when in fact I had closed it normally. Then he "demonstrates" how I slammed it BY SLAMMING THE DOOR. Like eight times. I feel sorry for the door EDIT- @bleeder, mum's mostly at work, and when she's at home she's either sleeping or watching her shows, and when she's not, she's cleaning, cooking etc etc She tries to stop dad when she can. She's called him "The Dictator" a couple of times lol.

yeesh. 3 seconds. wow. I only get a high WPM when I want to test how fast I can read, and promptly gave my eyes epilepsy after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 30 minutes. What's SoS again? I can't think. I've used up too much brainpower today. Although I can boast that I read WoR on my tablet during a 6 hour car ride to Sydney from Lockhart. Yes, I thought the same thing. There's a small town I used to live in called Lockhart, and I thought of Gilderoy Lockhart instantly as well, not to mention that there's a small city an hour away called Wagga Wagga, and in one of Lockhart's books, he fought the Wagga Wagga Vampire. It's a strange coincidence I know. I just realised I was changing the subject. Anyway, thanks Bleeder, what I said before....it just all came out, It's worse than what I posted btw, I just don't feel like telling you guys. Anyway, yeah. My are definitely crazy. Boy, I have so many stories to tell. Did you guys know that I'm banned from reading "fiction" until I'm 18? I got a Kindle Fire a couple of months ago, and Dad confiscated it because he found me reading Wor and BoM on it? I decided to borrow a Beast Quest book in front of him, and he got all mad at me, going on about how evil these books are, and he hadn't even turned the cover. He just saw "Beast Quest" and Tom fighting that Ghost Phoenix lad, and he... went beserk. He made me return all the books, banned me from gaming for a week, and decided that monitoring my internet activities would be a fun thing to do! Then I go and borrow the Lightbringer series a month later, and he's totally fine with it!! Not to mention he lets me play GTA and Witcher, but passionately abjects me from reading literature? Stupid storm And he's also 50 years old and has finally decided what he wants to do with his life! All he's done so far is study for tests which he has failed, and watch strange videos on the internet, watch the news and "manage" the family! For the last 30 years he studied to be a doctor, became a doctor, practises in Pakistan and Zambia, came to Australia. Did nothing for 10 years besides the odd part-time job as my poor old mother became a GP, and went through multiple struggles to become a full practicioner and graduate from RACGP (Royal Australian college of General Practitioners). Then he started in the real estate area, spending my mother's hard earned money to buy properties, then developing them and selling them for a little more! During that time he studied to become a doctor here in Australia, and was rejected multiple times, it doesn't help that he has high BP and a short and random temper, I swear he has his own version of the menstrual cycle. Too bad Dad! So sad that Australia's standards aren't the same as Pakistan and Zambia! He doesn't know about the Shard either. He thinks it's an online study group. I shudder to think what would happen if he knew that I spent my free time chatting to "strangers" online, and I would probably get disowned to for "insubordination" and "stupidity" cause why the storm not! He's threatened to kick me out of the home for looking at him "weirdly" before! EDIT- Congrats Bleeder, you've passed the first test! EDIT 2- Imma sleep now, g'nig20289jsjsijsihs Stupid brais89u892 Give me more power2u89sbjbap;BJI"]

Hey, hey hey @Dunite_Sphere! Welcome to the Shard buddy! I'm the resident creepy person, and I promise not to stalk you! Want some candy!?

You just read the last part didn't you.... no way u read it all that fast

Yeah, I've noticed. I wish I had free time, heck, I'm doing my history assignment at the same time as writing this. Whenever I do finish everything, good ol' Dad thinks of something to make me do, mostly things that will benefit him. Not to mention the amount of homework, assignments and all the tests I need to study for *sigh*. I'm assuming all of your friends live in the local area, and that you've stayed in that area for most of your life, so you probs have people really close to you. I've been constantly moving around since childhood, literally 3 months after I was born, we moved from Pakistan to Zambia, then to Dubai for a bit, then came here to Australia finally. And then, we still have to move around NSW due to my storming mother's job. Whenever I've settled into a new school, find people who get genuinely fond off, BAM we move off and process repeats in some other part of NSW. I've been to...6 schools in my 10 years at school, and it appears that we will be moving again next year, although thankfully I will stay at the same school. And I can definitely tell your parents aren't "curry" (Indian, Pakistani etc etc) or like mine, so their not like my parents, who are incredibly paranoid, cynical, stingy, insensitive and they don't trust anyone that isn't "curry" as well. And they don't trust my friends because they don't know their parents, which somehow has to do with them being trustworthy. So I'm always holed up here at home, constantly doing forced labour, studying, getting yelled at, insulted. Then, last year, I found all of you guys, my friends on the 17th Shard. I know that it may sound a bit sad, but you guys have been, and I hope always will be, one of the constant things in my life. Storm family, who needs them when you have the Shard aye? I know you'll all be surprised, but I always have bad days, I know you'll be surprised as I almost never post in the Bad Day thread, I never rant about my storming family save for my 4 storming annoying sisters and, according to SE, I'm a special kind of awesome. heh. Whenever I have a bad day at school, which is most days thanks to a couple of pains in the nari, and that my storming family don't make things any less shitty. But whenever I jump on the Shard, all those Bad feeling evaporate, the Shard is my happy place, and my only concern with it is that y'all aren't active enough (for me) XD. And you all manage to make things that much brighter, and allow me the small mercy, known as false hope, that tomorrow will be a better day. Here's to the 17th Shard, a true family.

Any of y'all remember that time when when the popular contributers was measured in how many posts you made. And Kobold was seriously active, and made a tonne of posts, but was only contested by Twi and all those bot accounts that spammed the Shard?

@Zathoth, give them beards that are visible. So they look like floating beards. And you can tell whether it's a snake, raptor, stegasaurus/triceratops thing and T-rexAnd make the raptor a Composagnathus, and the T-rex a Giganotosaurus.

Oho! King's Wit! Here's a rank I can get behind.

I hate new shoes. Particularly leather school ones. Today I wore new leather school shoes. And now my left foot is now a regiblister. And almost all the skin on the back of my right foot has been rubbed off. Come on! I don't buy shoes to harm my feet, I buy them to protect my feet

I hate new shoes. Particularly leather school ones. Today I wore new leather school shoes. And now my left foot is now a regiblister. And almost all the skin on the back of my right foot has been rubbed off. Come on! I don't buy shoes to harm my feet, I buy them to protect my feet! Imma put this in pet peeves as well.

not a boomerang.

What type of dog is she?

I just realised I accidently stumbled here. Bye.