Clockwork

When your library gets a new Sanderson book, you find out the day it's coming back, and sit next to its shelf for 6 hours waiting for it. I have done this 3 times.

You would ascend to godhood or descend to princehood.

Have a welcome cookie!

I think the end result would be your insanity. And you knowing... everything.

No, no, the cookies are great this batch!

Welcome! Have a cookie!

I'll make some pickled onions. Darren likes them. I trade in a cake.

*Chasmfiend continues to eat the Sodium bookies... That seem to have been spiked by him...* "Have any of you even tried them, or are they compatible with only my name?"

This name is based off of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... I've read enough of it to remember that... Basic Theory is Possible. Unknown if probable, but possible.

That's true, but still, if it's an antagonist, then Vasher kind of counts...

Well, you see, Vasher was an antagonist to Vivenna in the first half of Warbreaker, and Shallan is technically a criminal...

Clarification: By 'Villian', do you mean a criminal or an antagonist?

In Shadows of Self, The Ars Arcanum Says this; So I would guess that it's an effect of having both Transportation and Transformation; The Surge of Transportation includes 'Motion', so I would assume it's because the two powers are working together.

Starcraft

My birthday was yesterday. I, sadly, have to wait until the weekend to do anything.

Here you go! *hands Steelborn a plate of shiny cookies*

Welcome! Great to see new people! Want a Cookie?

Umm... Okay... well then... *trades in titanium pocket knife*

Welcome! Have some cookies! What type do you want?

Chasmfiend seems thoughtful for a moment, then grabs one and eats it. "I prefer straight Odium, but their not terrible."

谁 This is strange, because this is 'who', not 'when'. It's mandarin, 'shei'. Or, I think that's the pinyin...

Just stay away from ruin.

Hello! Good to see a new face... or... well... maybe not see, but you get the point. Want a cookie?

That's not true. The cookies are great. I've eaten a bunch of them. Want one?