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Yeah, that's correct. On the other hand, that may be the only way Roshar ISN'T completely screwed- you know, ALL windspren turn out to be Honorspren, etc.

Hey, he was just protecting his family and ideals!

Granted. However, you can never know exactly where you'll go, for home is where the heart is. You're forced to put your heart in Braize, and become immortal. You HAVE to be with the heart for at least a third of the year. I wish for people to just stop arguing.

Granted. You can only write in Paolini's Ancient Language. Which is to say, it's incoherent. I wish for nothing.

When it was necessary? Maybe. I don't think they'd be sending 12-year-olds to the front, in most cases, but maybe children a few years older. On the other hand, I always imagined it as a system where Radiant-children are made to join, train, and eventually go on to the field, or other "adult" jobs. Almost like a monastery, I guess. (Because, well, an adolescent or teenager, even with Surges and a Shardblade, would be no good in a full battle. Hormones, man.)

Quick question: Has Brandon said anything on what he has in store for Szeth?

Sure. You only have free for an hour every week. At every other time, you HAVE to do whatever anyone tells you. I wish for a PM speculating what would happen if Kaladin and Szeth met again, with the assumption that Szeth somehow manages to become less... screwed up.

I think you helped him out, here- Kaladin, from the way things are going, is probably going to turn out to be ta'veren.

Sorry for the multi-quote, but I'm just going to quote hoidhunter in case I get in trouble and he decides to delete that post... You can't be too paranoid...

Granted. Just a moment... Oh, and you can only MAKE vulgar jokes from here on in. Nobody likes you anymore. I wish to be beautiful. BEAUTIFUL I tell you. And visible. In a world of people who can see. (I mean, it's an easy enough wish to screw up anyway...)

Hey, same! Though, admittedly, I used to do that more when I was a bit younger.

IndigoAjah is probably right. I don't see the Adolin we know and love letting Kaladin get blamed for a crime he didn't commit. Before anybody says "Oh, but he walked away from Sadeas without owning up! He`s a murderer! He`s going to go evil!" I'd just like to say... don't.

Boring, repetitive, and sometimes pointless (I'M JUST SAYING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GRATE CARROTS INTO SOUP! YOU DON'T EVEN KEEP THE CHUNKS!) Super Saiyans are like a speck of sand.

HAHA I WIN RANDLAND IS ACTUALLY EARTH SO I WIN BECAUSE IT HAS 5 LETTERS AND 1 SYLLABLE AND DOESN'T BEGIN WITH R. *sigh* Sorry. Had to get that out of my system. Anyway... Earth in the Third Age (At the end of which the series takes place) actually has three large continent-bodies- Africa, Asia, and Europe seem to have merged to become the continent where most of the plot takes place. (We don't know its name.) The Americas have become... weird... and are host to a civilization with super-powered military, flight, creatures of war previously unknown, etc. (Go figure. Dammit American propaganda... Though, to be fair, they're portrayed as a civilization of cremlings.) We also don't know ITS name (or do we? I forget... I mean, I guess "Seanchan"...) Oh, and the third continent is a place of repeated chaos and degradation where insane male channelers are speculated to be repeatedly changing the land. It's known as the Land of the Madmen. It's also conspicuously similar to Australia, in terms of climate, geography, and size. DAMMIT JORDAN. I still have to read a substantial amount of the Wheel of Time, sadly. But they both DO take place in very long (or GOING to be very long) series. I also need to go figure out why all of this was necessary. Oh, and giant non-edible crabs are like bad metaphors... They're both hard to palate, and when you do, you wish you didn't have to. Honor is like Egwene.

My question is: WILL BELA EVER SHOW UP IN ROSHAR? HAS SHE ALREADY? (BELA = CREATOR FTW.) I'm sorry- I had to. I know WoT isn't part of the Cosmere, so don't hate on me here...

Since hoidhunter didn't do anything, I'll put one up instead: Roshar is like Randland.

Sure. Since I'm a DW fan myself, your bane is that the moment you grow attached to any Doctor, he- or she! (gender equality mainly because I'm scared of Missy)- regenerates. I wish for chocolate. GOOD chocolate.

I feel as if Nin's supposed insanity is something different. He definitely seems coherent, and his goals never vary- there's something much more calculated there than insanity or even fanaticism. I doubt it's the "Nin adopts the current views on the KR" thing; he may be the Herald of Justice, but I find that a lacking reason- he is also human, and was trusted by the Almighty for- presumably- thousands of years.

I'm just hoping that this isn't set-up for another Wheel of Time scenario... that would suck.

Sure. Your bane is that everything you wish for from here onward must be answered with... "CHEATING CREMEATER!!1!!1111!!" I wish for the 3 funniest jokes you can find.

Actually, I feel like axehounds would be the best of them. They seemed rather cute in the drawings, at least in terms of behaviour.

Sure. Numuhukumakiak'aialunamor. You are mistaken for an escaped bridgeman and returned to the Shattered plains. 20/7 chasm duty is you punishment. I wish for all the pizza currently existent to be replaced with... bittergourd.

That is likely a PART of it. Still wouldn't explain the whole "Surgebinding = Desolation" thing. Well, unless the Old Radiants were more important than we think...

Eh. Isn't Vantablack cloth-like?

Sure. You get a pizza peppered by demons. Japanese demons. I wish for Szeth to be real Yeah, I'm not dumb. I wish for Kaladin to die in the next Stormlight book, and not get resurrected or brought back or even mentioned again at any point in the rest of the series to come, however long that may be.