Zathoth

Pets are great like that, you can just direct it in the general direction of an interesting looking person and then you have a topic. Unless they are extremely allergic and end up swelling up so much that they cant talk to you, in which case you should probably call an ambulance, but then you have almost killed them by accident and saved their life in a matter of minutes, which should definitely break the ice. Animals, great things. Of course you cant do this with cats. Cats do whatever they want, and you cant just go around throwing cats at people. No one will appreciate that. Neither the ammo nor the target.

For being Illuminati.

The best way to talk to people is to show them card tricks. At least it is the best way to kill awkward silence... Or you can stare at them threateningly and say in a quiet, but scary voice "FLUTTERSHY IS THE BEST PONY".

Only if Soother/Brute Twinborn can be PaciFists.

"I have talked to Goats, loved goats and written songs that make goats weep. You may have heard of me." -Kvothe The Goatkiller Chronicle The Name of The Goat. You take my goat but I take yours too Goat Maiden The Goater Breaking the Goat breaking the Goat Judas Goat- Breaking the Goat (Judas Goat could totally be the name of a Black Metal band) IS THERE LIFE ON GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAT!? David Goat - Life on Goat? All in all you are just another goat in the wall Pink Goat - Another Goat in the wall

It may be, I have yet to figure out this entire teleportation/manipulate space thing. One day though, one day space will be but clay in my hands! I can really only play two instruments, well, and my singing is pretty decent if I may say so myself. Improvising is no problem, it is when I decide to learn something XD Then I get bored and start to improvise instead... And then forget all about the amazing song you just thought of? Done that, lots of times.

The roundabout it seems is an area of infinitely recursive space. Which begs the question how the storms we got here to begin with.

I have a dusty keyboard if you need to play away some anger.

Improvise. I improvise on my guitar so much that sometimes my brain just improvises together fitting music sometimes, so improvise awkward music inside your head.

What kind of people do not read Poe? Poe is great, silly people and their silly tastes. (To be fair though I didnt get it either and Ive read that story at least 3 times... bad memory...) I barely remember anything from school, not even the stuff I had to memorize two years ago XD... can it be two years ago since I got out of school? More like one and a half... You should start putting "Property of Company" on everything! And everyone, Im sure there is some social commentary in that, but I am not sure...

But that wont work, the momness is going to keep the shenanigans at bay.

My avatar is the best Gengar sprite. And I need creepy avatars, even if I am feeling like changing it to something, not sure what though... Maybe Giygas... And I ran out of upvotes. New plan, lets attract Rubix so I can upvote more.

Shush, you'll attract Rubix

That would explain a lot... Im still going with my theory that I made in another thread that we are all Brandon though, when we signed up we all became part of the collective. Which is why he is so awesome, because he has thousands of brains to use.

Thats been my theory all along. He created the worlds, the shards, Adonalsium, it makes sense. Brandon is the God Beyond.

"But, but... I have a spike made out of cookium, filled with the skills of a master... who wasnt very nice and totally had it coming... I'll just have the bookie..."

Brandon took his writing utensils to the crossroads by midnight, there he met Satan (Because who else is going to help you get rich and famous?) who gave him the ability to be an amazing writer. I dont have a crossroads, but Ive been thinking about bringing my guitar to the roundabout by midnight, maybe Satan is there to help. In case anyone didnt get the joke...

I think one way to get around that is to make the fights more intellectual than physical. You need to outsmart the others, not beat them up. Or you figure out how in the everstorming damnation Brandon does it.

Writing fight scenes seems perfectly impossible when you think about it, yet Brandon does it all the time, and does it amazing. Vin is almost even cooler.

I shall speak the oaths. I will offer cookies to those who have not been spiked initiated I will sustain the knowledge of Hemalurgy because it is fun I will seek to avoid being avoided in dark alleys

The only solution I see is to learn to bike and Jazz at the same time. And then you can even learn to play the bike, like Frank Zappa did... Jokes or genius insanity aside I know exactly how you feel. I decided to take music (Im not going to explain the swedish school system, you'll have to live without that) because I didnt know what else to. It felt like it would be fun (it was), but I was a complete beginner when it came to everything, so everyone was constantly better than me. So... unn... Im not sure how that is supposed to make you feel better exactly... but now I typed it out so I might as well post it...

How to make candy scary...

Kaladin is suffering from extreme depression. From my own experiences it is pretty accurate. Alethi society is indeed very heavy on subtle politics and backstabbing. Thats the way their society works. Leave a friend on the battlefield and no one cares, call him out on it in public and everyone loses their minds. Welcome to the shard!

... what were you going to write?

http://www.theoryland.com/intvsresults.php?kwt=%27aluminum%27 It was an interesting idea though. Welcome to the forum.