Zathoth

Reason number 6396 why I never want to be a teacher.

Thats about the time it takes me to write one page and decide I am done.

Will there be a gun duel at noon? I demand a duel! Jokes (Well, Im never quite sure if I am joking or not myself...) aside welcome to the forum, most of us dont bite, have a cookie that may or may not be a hemalurgic spike.

You know what would be really cool? A Cosmere fighting game. Then we can finally have Vin fighting Szeth, because we all want to see Vin vs Szeth, dont we? Now, I admit, I have not played a lot of fighting games in my life, but I imagine it as being either classical 2D, or 3D with a bit more mobility so Kaladin and Szeth can actually run on walls. For characters... Scadrial Nalthis Sel (Problem is that here is really not a lot of fighting in any of the stories on Sel) Roshar Guest Characters Well... guess I'll just post this here because I dont have enough ideas to actually make it a thread XD

"So anywa-th mug muthmu..." *Swallows* "Warbreaker flavor?"

*Slowly eats salt licorice* You Australians and your strange food...

Clarification: For number 1 you eat around the vegemite and throw the last part away, then eat donuts.

Ah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. r'Amen.

I am perfectly innocent

Ah, boredom... I'll spend Halloween reading creepy pasta and listening to Black Sabbath. Ok, less boredom... Oh yes. Hello personifications of Honor, The Unsparkly one, and others.

We are scientists, not monsters! Well... I am Eldritch Horror from impossible planes of existence and I am not sure sure Voidus even exists anymore in the conventional sense of the word, but still, science!

Bruce Lee is smiling in whatever nether the dead end up in, obviously. I started reading Discworld with a British accent in my head, it makes it almost even funnier. And we really need need that emote, I have to go on another forum and copy it every time I feel like using it...

I figured out how to cut a deck of cards with one hand! Im proud of myself...

It is late so pardon me if my sense of humor is darker than usual, but I would not judge you if you drenched her in gasoline and set her on fire while hitting her with a spiked club.

So he is battling his teacher by writing an essay about battles of essays... I prefer batting my teachers, but thats just me.

Barry the Baritone, paint him white and he can be Barry the Love Baritone.

All you blow instruments people... I want a chapman stick, and an electric violin and an electric sitar and a shamisen and one of those really cool organ guitars from the sixties and a fretless guitar and a fretless chapman stick (Why would I do that to myself? XD) Though most of all I want a black Les Paul custom and an Orange amp and it may just be because it sounds awesome when Wata in Boris plays it, want. And then I want some microtonal instruments, because why not?

Remember, you should direct the guns away from him. They are just the distraction so the assassins can get up behind him and slit his throat. Assassination jokes as happy birthday... to someone I barely know... may be a bit dark... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Dont worry about the skeleton with the scythe, he is not here for you.

I think we need to set some rules here. If we have both at absolute maximum power (Vasher has the tenth hightening trice over, The Lord Ruler isnt being an arrogant idiot and is actually using all of his compounding) then I do think Lord Ruler would win unless Vasher figures out that he needs to rip out the bracelet. If this is an assassination attempt by Vasher then he could indeed just awaken Kredik Shaw and be over with it. I dont think TLR could do much about that. If Vasher has... lets say the sixth hightening (The fifth with the divine breath, a bit over the fourth with some extra) and TLR fights the way he fought in Mistborn, arrogantly, only using his allomancy and gold compounding to be immortal, then give him a couple coins... I think TLR wins that, even if Vasher has his awakened clothes the power of TLRs pushes will be too much for the cloth to handle. Bottom line is more or less: Probably Lord Ruler, but Vasher do have a chance.

https://www.change.org/p/death-bring-back-terry-pratchett I cant say anything witty enough to compliment this. I have a similar story. So I was eating alone in the school cafeteria when two girls show up and ask if they may sit at the table I am presently occupying. I dont own the place so I say yes. Then they start having a conversation without including me in it. It does not end there, oh no, one of the girls phones ring and she answers, saying something about how she is eating at the moment. Cue everyone suddenly sitting at the same table, with me sitting awkwardly in the corner of the table. While they are distracted by each other I end up silently sneaking away.

Oh, well, I seem to think of things when I sleep that I do not remember when I wake... I think we call those dreams... Anyway, forum, I shall get some rest, for it is late (Or in some points of view it is very early) and I am starting to ramble, which is usually a good sign that I have been awake for too long. Farewell, good night, dont let your sheets bite. I mean they are ghosts after all, why are you sleeping on ghosts you sadistic creature? Ghosts should be free to fly around and terrify the mortal kind, so if you find yourself eaten by your sheets you had it coming. The uprising is nigh.

Wonderful poetry my fellow unbeliever. Though, I must ask, who is Ted?

Thats... not a bad start, I'll skip out on part 2 though, I shall be rich and famous, romance will only hold me down. Also we have previously concluded that I am terribly inconsistent, terrible at this commitment thing, I cant stay dead for more than 8 hours every night.

I am a crazy cat person. But I cant just go throwing pictures of cats at people. You sort of need to talk to them before you show them pictures of your animals. Speaking of not talking to people. Theres this sorta cute girl working at the local gamestop wearing a triforce necklace. I kind of need to buy something to talk to her, Ive just been cheap (You know, gamestop prices, not cheap), and "Nice necklace" feels so tacky... and like... how do you talk to people? XD He's a 900+/2000 year old time traveling alien, he should know what he is talking about.