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Ok, Twi, didn't your work have something to do with libraries or something? What exactly is It? Sorry, i don't pay much attention here in the forums, just want to get a clear idea of what you are applying for exactly.

Assuming no one else typed this before.... Do the two stars in your admin name mean you are the sherif of the site...x2?

I feel like they could have exploited the story better than they did in so many ways and in SO many fracking episodes. But, you know, whatever, One Piece for the win!

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Been swimming through this thread, seriously though guys, its like all the lack of fighting makes you guys extra vicios when It comes to wearing in the forums. via Imgflip Meme Maker

Hold on a second guys did you know: Its impossible to be a Triangle with a single eyeball and be able to breathe, move, and think. Well....at least for you humans! #GetRekt #SorryNotSorry

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Ask me, the King of Illuminatis anything. Also, for the Security of the world, i have to warn each one of you that my answers MAY be lies. Oh, and this are the rules. If the words on your question don't rhyme, i won't answer It. #Sorrynotsorry Why? Because Rhyming is awesome, and because It was the most random thought that popped into my head. Also, if you can make a lenghty question to the tune of a random song or melody, i will take It, (As long as you provide a Link, or state the name of the song/melodie/tune/magic/Vegetable/) This hadn't been used yet..right? Right? Also, for every question you ask, i get to ask you a question too. And finally, if you could post a random image of a random person singing at the end of your post...that would be great. (for this one It doesn't matter if you are singing or Rhyming the question) I know i didn't rhyme, but its just a thread Besides here's a poem So, leave me, ok? I know Its hard writing and making a verse But i guess you'll manage to do one ok. via Imgflip Meme Maker

I don't know...maybe you should make It so no one believes in her "True Love's Kiss" Power, believing It to be líes she made up, and don't pay much attention to her or to any prince that comes to town. Then, when she actually kisses a prince, everyone's powers would be disabled and stuff, Causing masas chaos all over the city, with the queens being hunted down by the people and trying to stay alive, and other people just going on random rampages. Heck, maybe you should make It so Gunsmoke and Malevolence's whole connection to Obliteration thing makes him come to town a day after the True Love's Kiss Power came into effect. Then he would be pretty much the only High Epic in Corvallis and he would then start burning stuff and reciting Bible verses and happily humming religious songs as he murders everyone.I just think It would be funny to see how the queens would react to find that their powers didn't work. Also, Question. If Chase were to die, would all the vanillas she has established a connection with also die? Because if that were the case, i feel she should be the last one Obliteration kills, (assuming he kills everyone) i keep imagining in my head the perfect sad ending for Corvallis. The red sky overhead, the birds flying away. The city a complete chaos with debris everywhere, Rainmaker in the middle of a street, bleeding, paralyzed, unable to move, to do anything for her Kingdom, Bubble Blossom and Butterscotch long since dead. Vanillas running away everywhere, some of them in a state of shock, paralyzed, just as Rainmaker is, waiting for death. Then they hear a scream. Its Chase, on top of a High building, with Obliteration. He is holding her by her shirt with one hand, his sword in other. It's cold metal seems to shine in the dying lights of the day. He strikes like the snake he is. Quick and Mortal. He stabs her stomach, and blood can be seen dripping away from her, Even from the long distance Rainmaker finds herself. She stares at the remaining queen for what seems like ages, until all resistance is swept away from her, and her head drops, her arms turn lifeless, and Rainmaker knows she is dead. [insert Random Bible reference to the end of the world or random babbling about slaying epics or something from Obliterations part] Then the connection she had established with all the vanillas broke. Slowly, each of them died. It happened quickly, but slowly enough for Rainmaker to appreciate. One vanilla who was running by her simply collapsed to the floor, his head hitting the concrete hard. Blood dripping from his mouth. Another one who was lying by the corpse of presumably a loved one, just close her eyes, and fell back, allowing death to take her. Thousands of vanillas who had taken shelter in High buildings had the same faith. Many of them who were standing by a window or balcony fell to the streets below. The end had come for Corvallis, and there was nothing no one could do about It. [insert another Bible reference about the end of the world or something like that from Obliteration] On the Third day of Princess Good's curse, Rainmaker died, moments away from obtaining her powers. She died to the sound of the fire crackling and to the sound of corpses hitting the streets everywhere. She died to the sounds of fire and to a very unusual and macabre rain. Moments away from dying though, she shed a single tear as she thought of how her perfect paradise had been reduced to nothingness. The bodies continued to rain afterwards, and the fire kept crackling. So, yeah, i think all Oregon NEEDS to be reduced to complete nothingness, oh, and the epics need to all die Either a nightmare inducing horrible death, [Nighthound] or an incredibly sad, heart breaking one [Funtimes]

Really? I was expecting something worse from you Joe, oh well. I guess the most unusual conversation i ever had was with the Vice President, about how we hoped to overthrow the [DATA EXPUNGED] and claim the country to the Illuminati using the power of the [DATA EXPUNGED]. Then we both agreed that if the plan to [DATA EXPUNGED] was ever going to [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED] was going to need to die. Then John F. Kennedy walked in and laughed for a while, then he looked us in the eye and said: "[DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], you both know how a long time ago i drank the [DATA EXPUNGED], and am now inmortal, right? Well, with the power of inmortality i gained knowledge, very important knowledge, i learned to [DATA EXPUNGED], and since that day, i''ve been able to [DATA EXPUNGED] all the [DATA EXPUNGED] i''ve ever wanted to [DATA EXPUNGED]. But i guess what i am getting to is- [DATA VERY MUCH EXPUNGED] After that 1 hour conversation, Walt Disney walked in with one of his brainwashing movies for children, took off his jacket, and flew off to McDonalds.

Yeah...im going to go with pokemon....

Yeah, they spoilered my comment too, when i just said that the war between demigods and epics had been interrupted by an amusing giraffe. Maybe there is a Crazy-Spoiler tag epic running loose! Maybe that epic is Kobold, King of spoiler mazes

Is this mary and metal in the dalles? Portland? Astoria?

Ocelot revolver? Please, http://www.google.com.mx/imgres?imgurl=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cb/13/e8/cb13e8b143d4552655975eee382bd5e0.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.pinterest.com/heathergrace421/my-guns-~hello-kitty/&h=177&w=236&tbnid=apslGF6x7EH8cM:&zoom=1&docid=J704hlhyck00BM&hl=es&ei=ZT-VVdCSCorpsAWZs7qYDw&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CC0QMygTMBM EDIT: I hadn't seen a new Salem post was up. Nice Blackhoof! Upvotes so many! Such Wow!

You are all wrong. Brandon Sanderson is an epic.

Ahhh, if I only knew half the actors and epics you guys mention....

When exactly did you decide that Speed, you weren't speed and instead where Batman?

downside is you have to read the entire story to know where its headed.

All you need to know is that Substance is the best character. I would recommend you read a thread of "What happened in" to know how the writing is done, preferably the Salem thread, since its the newest one and the one that allows the most epics to enter, given that it doesn't have a solid storyline, and is just used for batting epics (Maybe even recreating disney movies ) Come up with a creative epic with cool powers (They don't have to be that great, since epics rarely ever get killed here, although we wish some of them would just drop dead *Cough* NightHound *Cough*) May I suggest some epic names? IcePunch ArticPenguin ShadowSquirrel SquirrelSummoner Chirp