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WayneSpren

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  1. You are! Unfortunately, you now have enough spikes to be controlled by Ruin.
  2. "I like Wayne", "He's funny", "Ooh, shiny." Also, I literally named myself after him. This thread is evil. Assemble the Church of Wayne to destroy the insurgents!
  3. I think the game would work best in ep. 5-6 era, but that's just me. I'd love to join, though.
  4. You get the shard Honor. *inserts Order of the Stick*
  5. You have so many ideas you spend the next forty years writing the novel. And it's too big to print. I wish to have a ridiculously long name.
  6. Harry couldn't live at Gringotts because it's a bank. Not a hotel.
  7. Hello! Welcome to the Shard! Would you like a compelely safe, lerasium-infused cookie?
  8. You get Axies the Collector! *inserts piece of cheese*
  9. I'm a full shardbearer! Fear me!

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      Nope! I'm a Voidbringer, I fear nothing!

      ...except sunshine and rainbows.

    2. WayneSpren

      WayneSpren

      Nobody likes my ultimate power. I'm gonna be WayneSpren again.

  10. Triple dog dare
  11. you succeed. but you have to share with me. (I'm hungry) I wish to get six upvotes so I can be a full Shardbearer.
  12. Donald Trump (they both start with D)
  13. Reckoners came after Alcatraz, but there is also mention of a Shard of Ryshadium, which seem weird because in Stormlight Archive Ryshadium is a horse, and a shard of horse sounds kinda weird.
  14. Oh my gosh...I have come up with a the best actor for the best role of ALL TIME. Harrison Ford as Waxillium Ladrian!
  15. Can somebody please link me to that? I haven't read it but it sounds hilarious.
  16. You become a cognitive shadow. You can pass through walls but now can''t actually talk to people or steal their cookies. I wish for a Hoid short story in Arcanum Unbounded.
  17. Oh. Maybe I shouldn't have invested in all those catapults, then.
  18. THERE ARE NO MAGIC SYSTEMS WORTHY OF BRANDON.
  19. I made a homebrew allomancy system once, but this is just amazing. I play 5e generally but I know 3.5 pretty well from my Order of the Sticking.
  20. I refuse to buy Blackrock or League of Explorers. I am a more Naxx kind of guy. Does anyone want to share battle tags?
  21. I'm sorry to say that the stick-a-paults proved faulty, seeing as how they were made of investiture and cookies. ...GiantIP may have gotten away with stick-breaking this time, but we will have revenge...
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