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... My last name has made me the end of countless jokes, especially in roll call. It's Yu. Nope, not You, but Yu. In Chinese, "Yu" is also "Fish", therefore earning me the nickname... "Fishy Hello Kitty"...

However, you don't have to deal with...interesting derivatives of your name. My friends have dubbed me "Hello Kitty" from "Katherine" in order to annoy me.

Katherine. Hence my "kappa" profile picture. It's derived from the word for pure in Greek. Why not? "I'm pure. I'm a child and stuff. I'm so storming pure I practically belch rainbows."-Lift

And I though I was prodigious...

Calamity is a stick.

Epic Profile: Stick Primary Ability: Is a stick. Secondary ability: Is a stick. Weakness: Is a stick. Back story...Is a stick.

I'm pure. I'm a child and stuff, I'm so storming pure I practically belch rainbows." -Lift

Wow...I'm close, but not as young as you. I'm in seventh grade and I'm turning 13 in exactly an hour and 30 minutes. I can also speak five languages: Aleithi, Aonic, Sanderson profanity, sarcasm, and Mandarin. Oh, and the occasional English. So six languages. Fluent in all of them And that's impressive-what math courses are you currently taking?

I had,(well, have) no idea how to pronounce the names of half the cosmere characters.

Hmmm... I'm in seventh grade... can you get younger?

It's been raining all day, and it doesn't even have the decency to be a highstorm. Just smoggy, relentless, grey rain. It cleared up for about 15 minutes at noon, and we played Capture the Flag, where I almost got the flag before slipping in a huge pile of mud and literally submerging myself in a mudpool, right in front of a very specific individual. After that, I had to sit through an exam, caked in dirt, and with less than flattering smelling clothes.

That's an interesting question. I;m pretty sure that Vin has dark brown eyes, and I've always imagined Kelsier with green eyes. I think that the Lord Ruler would have lighter brown eyes, but one that would still qualify as a darkeyes. I think that Elantrians keep the same eye color which they had before the Shaod. It's been a while since I've read Mistborn and Elantris, so these are mainly my guesses, and how I've always imagined the characters. As for myself, I am, hands down, darkeyes. In fact, many people often comment that my eyes look black, and you can't distinguish the pupil.

I speak fluent Aleithi, Aonic, Sanderson profanity, and sarcasm. Oh, and the occasional bit of English.

I speak Mandarin, and it is extremely difficult. The order of easiest to hardest is understanding, speaking, reading, and writing is extremely complicated, especially for one with no artistic ability whatsoever, like me.

Hmmm... you were that once

Sanderson's Law: All your favorite characters must be brutally murdered or possessed in the most heart-wrenching way possible. If you like the character, he/she's already dead.

Hey there! Welcome to the 17th S! Have an upvote to get started! Which Sanderson book is your favorite, and which one was your first? I hope to see you around soon!

Woah. Phones being really stupid ( probably waterlogged)And posting like fifty times...sorry about the quadruple posts...

Actually, it's for an early celebration of my birthday though the restaurant is jammed with early mothers day celebrants... Its already been an hour and a half, and i think i have frostbite.

Ugh. I swear,we're having a weeping in Colorado. It's been pouring for about 5 days straight, and you can't even go outside without being drenched in the downpour...And even as i type this, I'm standing in the freezing rain during an hour long wait for a restaurant because of mothers day...

The stick needs no rank.