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The metallic arts must not be used for evil and cookies must cease to be suspicious! Hemalurgy has potential, I think, but offering snickerdoodles to all the new members is not the way to progress it. May I lend my aid to this cause?
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I agree Lindel, Mocking Snoopy is such fun. It's far easier... Snoopy, poor grammar? From you I would expect more. "You're no bard" works too. Lacking focus: This conversation right now. We're already all bards. Where have they gone to? Our our praises of the fair drink Have all but vanished. So let us re-group. Root Beer Bar's about root beer. Not haikus, got it?
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I'll be off soon too. (Circling back to homework, Where I should be now)
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Wisely spoken, Snoop... I too have replied at Court. (Did I convert you?)
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"No, no!" Brightness Random exclaimed before she could stop herself, "I love dancing! I've just never been much good at it..." Embaressed, she looked down at her feet, and she noticed something. She noticed her boots were dusted with frost. Ice...? she wondered, Why is there ice on the floor...? A sudden realization took her. I'm still in the Court! She felt like face-palming. Hard. Great, now everybody's staring and...Oh, Rust and Ruin, this is just perfect. She thought sarcastically. Looking back up, she laughed uncomfortably and tried to think how to handle this best. "Well, there is a dance off going on... or was until I came an introduced myself... so yes, dancing! It's what all the cool kids are doing. Cool kids... in the frozen palace..." she trailed off awkwardly, fidgeting her digits. Digiting?
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Time Warp! What was that, Snoopy? (*Mentally berating self* Of course he's counting!) Are you suggesting That I was careless enough To make a mistake?
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Thanks for the advice. I think I'll test it out soon, though I've been busy...
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Well, I'm flattered then That you made an exception For little old me. I've started looking At Question Six, as you said, But feel overwhelmed... So many people... So many plots and dreams here. How can I keep track? And what exactly, Is going on in the Court? I wonder and wait...
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Quickly turning to Winter, Brightness Random explained, "Yeah, root beer's non-alcoholic. That's why I joined the Root Beer Bar... great drink, no getting drunk!"
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Kind of like Megan. Abstractly helpless, speechless, It's all such hard work. (Now why do I keep Referencing the Reckoners? It keeps coming up...)
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Blushing furiously, she glanced away, noticing for the first time the musicians playing quiet music to accompany the court proceedings. Now when did they get here...? She wondered, You know what? Never mind. Random, conveniently placed musicians. Why not. Why. not. Turning back to Snoopy, she managed to squeak out a "Why not?"
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(Sorry! Unintentional double post!)
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That's it. It's all over. The overly dramatic and equally inexperienced duchess thought. I just introduced my self in High Imperial, and I'm not even on Scadrial... Why does this always happen? Before she could sink too deeply into the depths of tragedy and woe, however, she noticed Snoopy failing to speak proper High Imperial. "Hey! Snoopy!" She called, rushing over and trying to distract herself, "What did you think of my petition? Do I get the job?! I'd make an awesome Bard!"
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Well apparently, You're "speechless" but not "typeless". Almost a pity...
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The new duchess stood starstruck at the many notable Sharders now in the room. After a few minutes, she finally began to blink again. Gathering herself, Brightness Random bowed deeply in turn to each of the new arrivals, "Wasing the greeting," she began, "Of the honorable baron, LeftVash; the distinguished DJ, Cheese United; and the celebrated King Kobold." Looking back up at the trio, a thought suddenly struck her: I really hope they use High Imperial for formal occasions here in Newcago...
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You have my thanks, Cheese. (Does this mean I'm stuck like this? Eternal Haiku?) (I suppose it fits. Having been nominated As Root Beer Bar Bard...)
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A Root Beer Bard, me? What a delicious honor! I shall do my best. (If I'm picked, that is. Competition is now here Coveting this spot.) Lindel wants a fight? This just got interesting... But how to battle... Truly, I'd rather for a group of Bards to form. Within this fine guild. We could could write haikus, songs, sonnets, even keteks! Must we do battle? However, if so, I've heard tale of a people Whose duels may suit us. The Unkalaki Drink mudbeer while singing songs Until one gives up. If my peace talk fails, This is my method of choice For dueling Lindel. We would drink root beer While singing of it's glories To find the true bard. This method of duel, Seems appropriate to me. It's obvious, no? I do stress this point: Did we not all join as bards? Let us have peace, Lin.
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Greetings, fellow fans!
Brightness Random replied to Brightness Random's topic in Introduce Yourself!
Yup, I've read Steelheart. (Couldn't very well have compared your simile to David's otherwise... ) I'll make sure to check it out. Maybe *yawn* tomorrow though... Because my laptop's low on battery, not because I have class in the morning... that has nothing to do with it... -
Greetings, fellow fans!
Brightness Random replied to Brightness Random's topic in Introduce Yourself!
Reckoners RPG = 17th Shard celebrities posting memes and pictures of cute animals?! Sounds interesting. Is it an elimination game too, or...? -
Most of my haiku's Don't make a whole lot of sense. I keep trying though. Root beer, however, Is always good, regardless. Unlike poetry. This is the reason I have joined the Root Beer Bar. It is delicious. (How many of these Are needed to prove my point? Haiku's aren't root beer.)
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Can I join the party? I do love root beer! However, Snoopy, your initial post sounded almost like something by a Stick fanatic, only with "root beer" inserted over "the Stick" Have a haiku about root beer, to start off your collection of root beer themed literature. I sit with a mug, Pondering deliciousness. I love this root beer.
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Greetings, fellow fans!
Brightness Random replied to Brightness Random's topic in Introduce Yourself!
Suuuure. And bamboo cookies are sold in most vending machines. -
Go ahead, Snoopy. The newly named duchess straightened, clutching her new shardblade and armor awkwardly. "I'll ...do my best, my queen. Although I'm not one for fighting, I will strive to find other ways to earn my keep in this beautiful city." Brightness Random looked into her arms where her new possessions glimmered. "I, um, don't have to keep these with me all the time, do I?" she whispered to the queen worriedly. Without waiting for an answer, she turned to the court, suddenly excited. She set down her armor and blade, sincerely hoping no one tripped over them. "I propose a toast!" she called, raising a mug of root beer, "To the Newcago Court! Because I love snow and root beer is delicious!" Unsure of what else to do, everyone agreed and downed a mug. As she went for a refill, she mentally began writing a haiku about the glories of root beer. Delicious root beer. I will drink every last drop. Nothing can stop me.
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Greetings, fellow fans!
Brightness Random replied to Brightness Random's topic in Introduce Yourself!
*turning sharply* What was that noise? I thought I heard the sounds of a tiny, fuzzy, animal in danger! -
Greetings, fellow fans!
Brightness Random replied to Brightness Random's topic in Introduce Yourself!
Done, I've now sworn fealty to Queen Elsa. (By the way, Snoopy, I also stole your mug of root beer. Mwhahahaha....) (Okay, fine. I'll go check out the root beer guild now.)
