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But that's impossib - [remembers Bowie] ...

I put a dragon inside your dragon, so you can...

You get smoke rings with Gandalf. *inserts William S. Sessions*

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"All upvotes received in RPs have no lasting effect." "Are you serious?" " 'Course I'm not serious. It's a forum, not a miracle worker."

I'm upvoting your thread! Vote vote vote.

Sounds great! Sort of a "The frogurt is also cursed" thing.

I can see why people like One Punch Man... but they're wrong.

Whatif by Shel Silverstein Last night, while I lay thinking here, some Whatifs crawled inside my ear and pranced and partied all night long and sang their same old Whatif song: Whatif I'm dumb in school? Whatif they've closed the swimming pool? Whatif I get beat up? Whatif there's poison in my cup? Whatif I start to cry? Whatif I get sick and die? Whatif I flunk that test? Whatif green hair grows on my chest? Whatif nobody likes me? Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me? Whatif I don't grow talle? Whatif my head starts getting smaller? Whatif the fish won't bite? Whatif the wind tears up my kite? Whatif they start a war? Whatif my parents get divorced? Whatif the bus is late? Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight? Whatif I tear my pants? Whatif I never learn to dance? Everything seems well, and then the nighttime Whatifs strike again!

I came up with a film funding idea once that was basically everybody contributing to a pool of cash and helping each other out with making films with it. After two or three people gave me "Are you an idiot?" looks when I described the mechanism of it I realized, "Oh! Wait wait wait, this is a pyramid scheme. Never mind." I never thought something like Patreon or Kickstarter would be possible. People giving money voluntarily? No way.

He's protected from the poison gas.

Oh! Theory:

The implication from Phantom Menace was that Force sensitivity lets you see what's going to happen a moment before it does.

Dr. Scott!

She tries to. But, uhh... girls aren't grody. Nope nope.

"That wizard came from the moon."

Sorry, it was a play on the tomato salad/"Guys, I found the bard!" meme.

Guys, I found the libertarian!

Oh! Uhh, I'll keep it going with another one that was in The Professional. It's Bjork being weird! (mildly so for her)

Well, we randomed five hundred pages and a-WEEE will random five hundred more...

FTL is tricky, but really fun.

Oi, nothin' 'ere behind th' dryer, thought the sock. He was thready. ThirdGen had to remember the thread...