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You're not there.

Nope - in Firefly, they aim to misbehave. In this one, misbehavior is a mistake.

The setting is bigger on the inside.

Cuando venganza sus chimichangas con caballo, cualquier los luchadores al otro lado del rio.

A truly epic Beatles cover.

So yeah, the way to switch America to metric is to say "Can it! We tried your way, now you're gonna get everything in metric! Learn it or move back to nowhere!"

Coworkers road trip to save a young girl from going insane.

I think even Trump believes this, yes.

A Facebook friend of mine suggested a confusing scenario, which regular democracies would be used to, but American yes/no this/that voting would freak out about: Trump is currently leading the polls among Republican voters. But the Republican party picks its nominee independently of the winner of the primaries. They might, and much of the Republican higher-ups have threatened to, nominate someone else even if Trump wins it. Trump would then launch an independent candidacy and split the R-vote significantly. Former New York City Mayor Bloomberg is also planning to make an independent run, which would split a chunk of the D-vote from New York. You could end up with X Republican Winner vs. Berlary Clinders vs. Trump vs. Bloomberg. The media wouldn't even be able to say whether Bloomberg is somebody people are supposed to take seriously or not with authority, so no one would have any clue what's going to happen next.

Borderlands 2?

Special Inside Goat Edition: Congratulations, San Francisco, you ruined goats! First the Hawaiians, and now you! Remember the funny movie where the goat died? Tripledent Goat will make you smile...

Go north from downtown. All the highways have easy access along the north edge. Downtown's bad, but the worst part about Kansas City roads? The metropolitan area straddles a state border, and the planners on either side have drastically different design paradigms.

You get Los Pollos Hermanos. *inserts legitimate bookkeeping*

Oh yes. My ladyfriend and I have plans to treat Deadpool as a great date movie.

Yeah, I think we're all stumped.

You get a bedpost overnight. *inserts instruction not to chew it*

Take a step back, everyone. You'll go inside if you're on the list.

I keep misreading this as Angola.

I had one called the "Betterverse." It was not an accurate name.

(flat) Yeah. You guys really needed me to spur you on.

It Grew, Oh, Tired, I Think, For Indecisive Neurotics, Although Looky Looky, Yeah? ONWARD

By Grabthar's hammer, you will be avenged.

It's so worth it when it's right. It's so worth it.

The Midwest has a particular reputation for politeness (half of "Fargo" is making fun of it.) A friend of mine went to New York not long ago and flagged down a UPS driver, asking him something along the lines of " 'Scuse me. Sorry to bother you, but how do I get to [Whatever-It-Was Street]?" What followed was: "You're from the Midwest, ain'tcha?" "Uhh, yes. How did you know?" " 'Cause ya apologize for bein' born before ya even talk to me!"

Edit: Sorry, party foul. Spoilers for The Alloy of Law.