ThirdGen

You get recursion. *inserts recursion*

Movies get way more fun if you stop anticipating.

Camembert, Edam, Limburger, Elberton Blue, Ricotta (Australian), Truffello, Essex Comte, Herrgardsost, Emmental, Esrom, Sharpham Elmhurst SOVARIETYWOW

Yyyyyeah, on a forum I kind of think of people more as just their words.

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Oh. That changed back on its own. [Gir voice] It was meeee! I was the Ookla all along!

Hmm... this word search is tricky.

The joke I would be posting on Facebook if I was totally heartless.

Nobody spoil Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Road Chip either.

Well done, Allomancy. Here is your reward.

Evaluating climate change in a nutshell: Climate scientists specialize in this and know more than you. If it sounds dry and unexciting, it's more likely to be true. If the position plainly benefits profits at the expense of anything else, it's more likely to be false.

What strikes me as the really new thing about this generation is the young not liking the young.

A Light Under My Idiot Nose Understands Microbiology FORCEBEENSLEEPIN

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

At the end of the movie,

Spirited Away?

Don't be a teenager. Unfortunately, they're insane. They'll mean totally different things than they say, but you can't be sure what they really want because there's so much pressure at that high school level to not be found out as a real human being. This advice may be completely out of date; social networking seems to have made for less cliquishness in the teens I've observed, but every school is different. Disclaimer: I am not observing schools.

This answer exceeded my wildest dreams.

Stock photo, stock image, stereotype. It's a straight-line. Isn't a Mormon a dude whose bottom half is a fish?

I heard Nyarlathotep was lame. (runs and hides)

You get nogfaced. *inshertsh th'keysh to th'shnowmobile*

Are you talking to an android?

"Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, a Slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a Chosen One. She alone will wield two million, five hundred thousand tonnes of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be barbaric, but hey, it's home." -Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Meanwhile, the last-placers are looking to make this a three-way cravat.

Surprisingly tight contest.