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  1. Orlion Blight
    I got that too!
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    And whatever you do, do not face plant on a gravelly driveway. I suppose it could be worse, it's just my leftside of my face is swollen, I got a black eye, and worst of all: scrapped knees!
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    Tarragon Favorite vegetable?
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    There's a vegan restaurant nearby that, besides its unfortunate name, is simply delightful. The name is "The Loving Hut." Manual or automatic transmission?
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    A friend and I once came to the conclusion that most cats must go on an epic quest of self-discovery. This was when his cat had gone missing for awhile (a couple weeks, I believe). After the cat returned, he was hailed as a conquering hero... and never allowed out again. Hope Blackthorn's epic quest of self-discovery is considerably shorter!
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    You're not my real dad!
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    I believe you got the heart of the matter exactly right, Kobold. Stumbling upon a dead animal, perhaps particularly if you have never experienced it before, would be jarring at the very least. To pretend otherwise seems... cynical...
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    Sheesh, some people are a piece of work.
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    Parenting Rule #312: If your child is having trouble dealing with the death of a pet, make it all about you! You brought that little snot into the world, the least she could do is shower you with as much attention and validation as you crave!
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    At least! Could be more!
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    Global warming.
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    A good use of advertisement and the last portion reminds me of a line from an Iron Maiden song: "There's a time to live, but isn't it strange/ That as soon as you're born, you're dying?" 10/10
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    Wait, you're dying?!
  14. Orlion Blight
    Oh, Twi... you all ready have! And now, you must live with the consequences... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/StarkitsProphecy
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    Also: you're welcome. http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/fbpt/andyneuenschwander/these-hilarious-harry-potter-comics-show-how-irresponsible-d?bffb=&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.quRLjyQY0W
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    I think I once mentioned I had several copies of Aleister Crowley's Satanic Bible in the house. The parents freaked out beyond what I expected and probably wanted to beat me to a bloody pulp when it was revealed that what Mr. Crowley referred to as the "Satanic Bible" was just a normal King James Bible. Mwahaha!
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    My dad was the same with Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. To him, "all magic is diabolic." That was until he saw the movies and enjoyed them. Then they were all right because "Oh, it's just good vs evil! That's cool!" Moral of this story: Things are evil unless YOU like them, then they are morally permissible.
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    "Let's 'improve' our kids' childhoods by removing the magic out of it!" Sound reasoning
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    Yeah, there really is no way around that issue.
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    Good thing we have a couple more, at least!
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    Got a bunch of "Solar: Man of the Atom" and "Rai and the Future Force" comics. Fun times ahead!
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    They should really call pre-calc "Trigonometry". Sure, they have some "Functional Analysis", but it seems to be mostly trigonometry. Oh! Maybe you'll go over Radians! Then, you can mathematically prove that those who want to replace "pi" with "theta" or whatever are idiots!
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    Your mother and/or father has created an account to extend their bothersome influence into the 17th Shard sphere of your life! AHHHH! PANIC! FETCH THE PRIEST, WE NEED AN EXORCISM!
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